When did you first masturbate?

around 12. . .maybe. . .

OOOoooh....When I was...5! My 1st gf & I snuck a movie out of her parents room. & we watched it. Next thing I know we are fapping next to each other. Aaaah, good times...Oh & she aked me to help her do it twice so that was the first time I fingered a girl too.

Calling bullshit, etc.

No, seriously. But Im not gonna waste time trying to convince you, so.....GET OFF MA BALLS BITCH!

I first fapped four score and seven years ago in a log cabin in the south.

By south you mean south 'nam, right? and that log cabin was your guard post 'twixt two charlie foxholes in the jungle, right?
damn man, you're super tough.

I first fapped while still a single cell in the womb, with a harem of girls and then I fingered all of them, fifty times over.

No, 'Nam happened about a hundred+ years later. I did do all those things though. I've seen some serious shit man, some serious shit.

IIRC I was around seven or eight when I first had an orgasm.

First time was ten. Cousin told me its what other people do to feel good.

I was 14 and i dont know how it happened, i just moved my hand up and down, then thought i pissed myself, i was so confused

was around 13 that i found a book called ' The art of masturbation VOL.02 ' under my bed

I have it down to the exact day, give or take a few hours.

The release date [to DVD] of Freddy vs. Jason: the scene of the girl in the shower. That was in the 8th grade I believe.

I knew exactly what I was doing, just a bit unsure wtf I was suppose to do about "lube"... I used water. Lotion sounded to messy. I do it dry now.

I did it when I was 12. I had first found hentai a couple years earlier, but it wasn't till I had found a real porn DVD that I did it.

Same circumstances but I was 10 that time

first when i was 11, used my hands and it felt good, since im a sports person, i drink gatorade alot [now i switched to 100plus for various reasons] and the bottle opening was large compared to a normal bottle, just fitting the size of my...., so yeah i put some soap on the sides and wtf it felt so awesome, den i had my first orgasm and hell WHAT IS THAT WHITE AND SMELLY STUFF IN THE BOTTLE, IT WASNT THERE BEFORE and o well, i started using the bottle... and then now i prefer to use the hand, cause my..... is too big for a gatorade bottle lol..

I think it was when I was about 11~12 years old. It was quite accidental. I somehow discovered it, but took some time to understand what I did.

Around 10-15, every filipino people tells everything what feels good, so they told me to start doing it, so i grow taller.

when i was around 13

It just happened to be there, right?