Who is she/he and what do you want to say to them.
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Dear Sister's friend.
That really felt good. I wanna fuck you more and please, teach me a lot more about sex.
Sincerely, Your friend's brother.
That really felt good. I wanna fuck you more and please, teach me a lot more about sex.
Sincerely, Your friend's brother.
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To the girl who always sat next to me from middle school all the way through highschool.
I've always loved you. More than anything. Yet we were nothing more than just acquiantances. I loved everything about you and I'd still to this day do anything for you. I remember when I asked you out that one day and you told me no because we barely knew each other, we were just acquaintences, so I tried to be friends with you but you rejected that as well. I still remember the last time I saw you when you and your boyfriend drove away to college and I haven't seen you again from that day. I hope life has treated you well. I hope that atleast you are much happier than I am...
I've always loved you. More than anything. Yet we were nothing more than just acquiantances. I loved everything about you and I'd still to this day do anything for you. I remember when I asked you out that one day and you told me no because we barely knew each other, we were just acquaintences, so I tried to be friends with you but you rejected that as well. I still remember the last time I saw you when you and your boyfriend drove away to college and I haven't seen you again from that day. I hope life has treated you well. I hope that atleast you are much happier than I am...
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To you M,
I hope I could chat with you again. I really miss those times I spend laughing with you and doing silly things infront of the cam. I really really miss you.
I wish that you live near my place. Wanna hug you. :'(
I hope I could chat with you again. I really miss those times I spend laughing with you and doing silly things infront of the cam. I really really miss you.
I wish that you live near my place. Wanna hug you. :'(
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To my ex gf who dumped me for a sybian vibe:
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient
in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,
noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.
You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond
the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us ”normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are ”challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been ”right”.
Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.:
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
I keep this insult on file for just such occasions
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient
in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,
noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.
You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond
the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us ”normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are ”challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been ”right”.
Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.:
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
I keep this insult on file for just such occasions
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Also I'm tired of you coming to with that bullshit about you crying that youre losing a friend when you want to flirt with that other guy and mess up my relationships. Leave me the fuck alone all you every do is try to bring me down all you are is an attention whore. When we were together in the begining all you could do is talk about that other guy you ungrateful bitch I'm tired of you. All you do is call me when you want to vent about your stressing and thats the only reason you call me for but you were the one saying that I never listen to you. Stop it goddamn it I left you for a reason and I don't want to hear you complain about your new boyfriend, thats why I broke up with you DUMB BITCH. Dealing with you is the reason I gave up on relationships. SO FUCK YOU.
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Dear ________.
Please stop trying to contact and find me. The day you do is the day I stop living in fear. A promise given when you're so drunk the person you're with is convinced you're going to die if you aren't given something to cling to until morning isn't valid, so don't come and try anything when that promise is broken.
I cared a lot about you, and I know you cared a lot about me in your own way. I helped you as much as I could, but I knew that we'd reached the point where I couldn't help you anymore. You needed to find someone who could.
I hope your life gets better and better. I just hope it never involves me. Which brings me back to the first point of this. Please, I'm begging you. Stop trying to find me again. You'd be so distraught and glad about seeing me that...
...look, the term 'yandere' exists for a reason...
Please stop trying to contact and find me. The day you do is the day I stop living in fear. A promise given when you're so drunk the person you're with is convinced you're going to die if you aren't given something to cling to until morning isn't valid, so don't come and try anything when that promise is broken.
I cared a lot about you, and I know you cared a lot about me in your own way. I helped you as much as I could, but I knew that we'd reached the point where I couldn't help you anymore. You needed to find someone who could.
I hope your life gets better and better. I just hope it never involves me. Which brings me back to the first point of this. Please, I'm begging you. Stop trying to find me again. You'd be so distraught and glad about seeing me that...
...look, the term 'yandere' exists for a reason...
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You're an idiot.
And you probably always will be an idiot.
I can't stand the fact that you're getting to me in this way, but it's not something I can help.
Still, I would hate not to hear from you in any way because the frustration I get from reading your double-meaning texts is so much better than the feeling of helplessness I get when you don't text back.
And you probably always will be an idiot.
I can't stand the fact that you're getting to me in this way, but it's not something I can help.
Still, I would hate not to hear from you in any way because the frustration I get from reading your double-meaning texts is so much better than the feeling of helplessness I get when you don't text back.
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To my SO,
I'm happy that you graduated earlier and all that, but please don't pressure me to do the same.
I'm happy that you graduated earlier and all that, but please don't pressure me to do the same.
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To my "first" lady,
Just so you know, we live ironic lives. We have taken different paths, ironically, we did the same things, just another location. But now we are more similar than when we first met. By the time I ever contact you again... I am going to be in another country. However, you are welcome and invited to said location in the future.
Just so you know, we live ironic lives. We have taken different paths, ironically, we did the same things, just another location. But now we are more similar than when we first met. By the time I ever contact you again... I am going to be in another country. However, you are welcome and invited to said location in the future.
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Dear bookbuddy:
If you think that I'm fantasizing about those big melons of yours, then your wrong. How dare you compare me to those types of you who just look at your chest and dreaming of owning them someday? Fuck you, as in fuck you literally. I've wasted enough time in talking and spending my precious time with you. Goddamn, you're not even that gorgeous enough to fit my standards. Go back to your man friends you slut.
Sincerely,
Rick
If you think that I'm fantasizing about those big melons of yours, then your wrong. How dare you compare me to those types of you who just look at your chest and dreaming of owning them someday? Fuck you, as in fuck you literally. I've wasted enough time in talking and spending my precious time with you. Goddamn, you're not even that gorgeous enough to fit my standards. Go back to your man friends you slut.
Sincerely,
Rick
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Your cute your funny and your body is divine
i dont like the fate that brought us to meet with such a way
I want you.......
i dont like the fate that brought us to meet with such a way
I want you.......
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To my first love *sighs* We are indeed great friends been friends since 2007 and loved each other so much for two years before then. Even though the relationship we had ended very sadly for me at least I'm glad were still close friends. I'm sorry that we live so far apart and I can't be there at all really and I'm sorry for the many great bad things that have happened to you and even some of the recent ones. I'm always around to chat with you online. Even though I've come so far in terms of getting over you and moving on, it was so hard and deep down inside I still love you, brighter than the sun. Or something like that haha.
Every day in life is a bit lonely without you, I wish we would talk more. More so like we used to but we both have so much going on in terms of college life and carers that things just don't work out that way. I'm very happy now and doing well but still not as happy as the time I spent with you. I hope we get to see each other again even just as friends but know deep down that I think we could solve each others problems if we were together
*sighs* a small sappy rant from a guy after 4 years still clings to his past, felt good though haha.
Every day in life is a bit lonely without you, I wish we would talk more. More so like we used to but we both have so much going on in terms of college life and carers that things just don't work out that way. I'm very happy now and doing well but still not as happy as the time I spent with you. I hope we get to see each other again even just as friends but know deep down that I think we could solve each others problems if we were together
*sighs* a small sappy rant from a guy after 4 years still clings to his past, felt good though haha.
