Yeah... So my girlfriend.
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So my girlfriend hates it when I look at hentai or watch any porn but she agreed to have a threesome if I get another voluntary chick. Help, I am confused.
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
... she want you to get another chick for a threesome.. and your confuzed.
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
From the short description you gave us, this is all I can say.
She wants you jacking off to her and with her, not alone while looking at porn. The threesome is basically her way of saying "You can either whack your meat alone looking at other bimbos, or you can stick it in something real, like mine, and eat another real pussy while doing so".
A bribe, you could say.
She wants you jacking off to her and with her, not alone while looking at porn. The threesome is basically her way of saying "You can either whack your meat alone looking at other bimbos, or you can stick it in something real, like mine, and eat another real pussy while doing so".
A bribe, you could say.
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Uhm. Like ^He said.
She wants you to jack of to her and with her.
That you choose a real girl before your porn.
And she's even willing to do a threesome if you leave porn aside? D:
WITH AN OTHER GIRL?
Thats a signal. Stay away from your computer sir.
She wants you to jack of to her and with her.
That you choose a real girl before your porn.
And she's even willing to do a threesome if you leave porn aside? D:
WITH AN OTHER GIRL?
Thats a signal. Stay away from your computer sir.
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
kitty93 wrote...
Uhm. Like ^He said. She wants you to jack of to her and with her.
That you choose a real girl before your porn.
And she's even willing to do a threesome if you leave porn aside? D:
WITH AN OTHER GIRL?
Thats a signal. Stay away from your computer sir.
I'm with kitty on this. If you don't take her up on her offer, then as a man...
Now, close the browser, get off your computer, and find a bitch willing to fuck you and your girlfriend! MOVE IT, LAZY ASS!
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She actually made a list of requirements for that third girl which I forgot to mention lol.
1. She has to be very pretty.
2. Cant be a whore.
3. Cant go to my school or college (next year).
4. Very friendly.
5. Cant be black.
THATS TOUGH.
Im pretty sure she made this agreement cause she knows I wouldnt be able to find a chick that meets this criteria and would stop me from watching any porn lol now that I think about it.
1. She has to be very pretty.
2. Cant be a whore.
3. Cant go to my school or college (next year).
4. Very friendly.
5. Cant be black.
THATS TOUGH.
Im pretty sure she made this agreement cause she knows I wouldnt be able to find a chick that meets this criteria and would stop me from watching any porn lol now that I think about it.
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
It may take some time, if she's really serious about the threesome, but such criteria aren't that bad, really. You just need to know where to look.
Unfortunately, I do not know of such places. >_>
You know, on second thought, maybe the threesome IS a distraction, and she's not only using it to get your ass off of porn, but probably also hoping you snap in the frustration for looking for such a girl, and just take her on the spot, hard and rough. Just assuming. :P
Unfortunately, I do not know of such places. >_>
You know, on second thought, maybe the threesome IS a distraction, and she's not only using it to get your ass off of porn, but probably also hoping you snap in the frustration for looking for such a girl, and just take her on the spot, hard and rough. Just assuming. :P
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Counter propose some other sexual acts you've thought about or wanted to try since it does appear she's setting the threesome bar really absurdly high.
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Yeah I think I can just wait for a right person to come along and compromise that I would only look at hentai and not porn (hentai being the one more acceptable to her). My girlfriend is really smart (probably smarter than me) so I think she came up with this just to make it so that I wouldnt go after anyone during college (which I am going to next year) and so I wouldnt be able to find a girl to do it with that would be better than her (shes REALLLLLLLLY pretty IMO). I think Im just gonna stick with her and give up porn cause shes bothered by it. Hentai may be the exception cause she knows I dont look at hentai to jack off, I look at it cause Im entertained by it.
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Pffft xD
Bossy huh? Arts right, it isnt that bad.
Just look for that girl and in the meantime watch your porn.
IF and only IF the threesome its afirmative, you must stop porn and enjoy the real thing.
If she just wanted you to struggle and suffering to find that girl, and you actually do. Her face will be epic dont you think? :D
Bossy huh? Arts right, it isnt that bad.
Just look for that girl and in the meantime watch your porn.
IF and only IF the threesome its afirmative, you must stop porn and enjoy the real thing.
If she just wanted you to struggle and suffering to find that girl, and you actually do. Her face will be epic dont you think? :D
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kitty93 wrote...
If she just wanted you to struggle and suffering to find that girl, and you actually do. Her face will be epic dont you think? :D
Hahaha yeah it would be pretty funny. She might even get pissed off when I mentioned that she did agree to do it. Well I dont think I am gonna stick to porn as much though. I know it bothers her and being the amazing awesome boyfriend that I am, Im gonna try stop watching porn because shes insecure about it. Thats my tradeoff so that I can actively search for a third person >:D
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DeathPlox wrote...
kitty93 wrote...
If she just wanted you to struggle and suffering to find that girl, and you actually do. Her face will be epic dont you think? :D
Hahaha yeah it would be pretty funny. She might even get pissed off when I mentioned that she did agree to do it. Well I dont think I am gonna stick to porn as much though. I know it bothers her and being the amazing awesome boyfriend that I am, Im gonna try stop watching porn because shes insecure about it. Thats my tradeoff so that I can actively search for a third person >:D
Lol, amazing awesome boyfriend! You can do it! xD
Oh, if it makes her insecure thats the right thing to do i gess *nods*
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
Neruku wrote...
you ever watched the show friends? does susan and carol say something to you? Hmmm... :|
Touche, Miss Neru. XD
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artcellrox wrote...
It may take some time, if she's really serious about the threesome, but such criteria aren't that bad, really. You just need to know where to look.Unfortunately, I do not know of such places. >_>
You know, on second thought, maybe the threesome IS a distraction, and she's not only using it to get your ass off of porn, but probably also hoping you snap in the frustration for looking for such a girl, and just take her on the spot, hard and rough. Just assuming. :P
what ^ said. also. got any girls outside school. even if they are just friends, invite her over or out with you and your GF and double team the poor thing! make the girl feel all special and have your GF warm her up to the idea while you look the part and walk the walk :P
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IT IS A TRAP.
There are a lot of ramifications to such an act. If you seek longterm relationship with (gf) beware.
Most men would love a 2some but unfortunately (and realistically) :( Most men seldom fully satisfy one female and yet seek two?
Also there is a BIG difference between agreeing to, and actually doing.
Her dislike of pron in general is most likely her wanting to be the sole supplier of pleasure in your life. *sexual at least*
her acceptance is most likely her presuming you would never find such a woman.
Unfortunately if you do find such a woman, you may "MAY" enter women are crazy territory.
Believe it or not but the worst thing wouldnt be her nixing it before the threesome.
As for the satisfy one but want two comment that is drawn on my stamina and such, If you are Zeus go right ahead, but i'd hate to finish one and "johnny" calls it quits.
IT IS A TRAP.
There are a lot of ramifications to such an act. If you seek longterm relationship with (gf) beware.
Most men would love a 2some but unfortunately (and realistically) :( Most men seldom fully satisfy one female and yet seek two?
Also there is a BIG difference between agreeing to, and actually doing.
Her dislike of pron in general is most likely her wanting to be the sole supplier of pleasure in your life. *sexual at least*
her acceptance is most likely her presuming you would never find such a woman.
Unfortunately if you do find such a woman, you may "MAY" enter women are crazy territory.
Believe it or not but the worst thing wouldnt be her nixing it before the threesome.
As for the satisfy one but want two comment that is drawn on my stamina and such, If you are Zeus go right ahead, but i'd hate to finish one and "johnny" calls it quits.
