Your most recent dream?

Last dream I had, I was around 6 years old again. I was somewhere in a deserted war-torn middle-eastern country in the desert. All alone, I roamed about. Then my throat started feeling dry and I was desperately looking for water. I started crawling, everything turned black. Then suddenly it started thundering, and fire surrounded me. Warships were drifting over the desert, which was now covered with red flowers. I was being torn apart by dogs, they ate me and I smiled while I saw my blood being spilled over the dry sand. I keep having this dream for the past 4 months, every week.

I had a weird dream about the end of the world too, even though I think it's bogus. For some reason I was privy to how it was going to happen, which was apparently that ghosts were going to rise from the ground wherever people died and just chase and kill whomever was nearby.

So I filled up my car, stocked some food, and just got on the highway because apparently the ghost things would only be around for a day, so if I was able to avoid them, I'd live. I was planning on resting on some bridges too to conserve gas because I was pretty sure ghosts wouldn't be able to get there. It was weird and I wasn't sure what I was gonna do after the day was over.

My latest dream was about enormous (bigger than whales) sized jellyfish destroying the world and everyone around me while I was helpless to the scene happening.

I often dream of the world being destroyed, it's not that great.

I looked up what dreaming of jellyfish means and apparently it means you're highly stressed, so I guess my huge ass whale sized jellyfish means I'm on the verge of dying from stress! :D

About a friend of mine who I got into... not an argument necessarily, but I feel like I upset them the last time I talked to them. I haven't texted them for around 4 days but I had a dream last night about them. I had invited them to my work's Xmas party as my date and we were dancing and having a good time and everything was fine. I woke up feeling really sad... I still haven't texted him though, I want to give him time to cool down from whatever made him upset :/

I've been having a strange but, kind of awesome dream recently it's been going on for about the past month now with very mild changes. I'm in my Living room watching Anime (It's a different one each time which is strange) when I go up to get something to drink someone grabs me and hurls me against the wall pulls out a knife and attempts to kill me I knock the knife out of her hand. We talk for a while about why she was paid by someone to kill me I found out one of my old friends who I hate hired her to kill me and, I eventually convince her to stop what she's doing and I talk about how stunning she looks. She hag gorgeous Black hair with Blue tips and Green eyes she was wearing a black leather cloak with a matching skirt and boots. I end up falling in love with her and ask her if she would leave her life behind her and ask her to live with me she says yes and we have sex. After which I end up living a life on the run with her since she is being pursued I can say I enjoy the dream. Sorry if I'm not the best writer but, I try.

All I remember is the in the butter section of my refrigerator (I have that, yes) was filled with french fries. They were cold, but I ate them anyway.

My dreams are usually based off my favorite characters from my favorite shows challenge me to a duel to see who is right to rule the world. A duel that will end up being one-sided due to my weapon usually a pistol jam or misfire. I lose my freedom and become a slave to that character.At the end of them I lose my mind and brutally murder that character with a ax.

My last dream was pretty...weird.

I somehow had to go into prostitution, and right before I was about to meet my first client, there was an eclipse. People started freaking out, and the MILF who was keeping an eye on me/leading me to the room told me to go to the front room of the brothel. Both my first boyfriend from high school (I'll call him J) and my current boyfriend (A) were there, except my current bf looked...dark and edgy, but in a really attractive, dominant kind of way. I felt myself being pulled towards him (body moved without me making it), as J apologized to me and told me he loved me. My eyes met with those of my current bf's, and instead of his usual bright blue eyes, they were a deeper, darker blue. (hnnggh) I somehow started speaking and looked at my ex, saying "I'm sorry J, but I'm in love with A..." and felt myself get really warm. I felt myself being lifted and I floated towards my bf, and then there was this really intense arousing feeling rushing through me, as he smirked at me and held me in his arms.

Meanwhile, there was a sudden blizzard outside, and for whatever reason, everyone in the building had to leave and stand outside in the quickly piling snow. Everyone circled around me, my ex, and my current, just watching what was going on. J looked devastated, and I just laughed and kissed A. As I kissed him, I felt possessed by something really...evil? But it felt amazing, so I didn't mind.

Now here comes the really weird part. A gave me a handful of cherries, and told me to go around the corner, eat them, and put the seeds into the snow in a heart shape. After doing that, the seeds spouted tentacles that wrapped around me and started fucking me slowly at first. I glanced around to where he was, and I saw him killing everyone, but wasn't disturbed in the slightest. I actually got more aroused seeing how easily he did it, in a very Devil May Cry style. The eclipse ended, but the sun was a very dark and ominous red, almost blood red. When A came around the corner, he smiled and kissed me, saying that this moment marked the beginning of our new world, and that he had to go take care of some things. He told me to "be good" and put a blue, pearl-like thing in my pussy after taking out the tentacle that was there, then left.
The tentacles started to fuck me harder, faster, and went deeper and deeper. (just the way I like it ;D lol)
One of them wrapped around my neck and choked me slowly, making me cum. The fucking continued, and with every time I had an orgasm, the pearl grew in size, eventually stretching me out and filling me up. This went on for quite a while, never giving me time to rest, leaving me in a state of constant orgasmic bliss. (yay~)

When my bf came back, he gave me the most beautiful, heartwarming smile and praised me, saying I was the world's best little cumslut as he hugged me and ran his fingers through my hair. He put a wedding ring on me, and it was silver with a mini version of the blue pearl on it. I don't remember the details of this part very clearly, but I do remember us having the most amazing, post demonic wedding ceremony sex. Then the world ended in fire, and I gave birth to the pearl egg thing, which had our kid in it. The egg hatched and I held our child lovingly as we went home to our little apartment where I breastfed the baby boy while watching my bf play Borderlands 2.

What the fuck.

It's like...all the tentacle porn I've ever seen, mixed with middle school dark-and-edgyness, and my love for my boyfriend. Whaaaaaat.

I was....a futa?

I was falling from a building then my head hit the wall.

I was on a school bus (the earliest as I can remember). For some reason, all passengers were the korean friends I knew. I was playing yume nikki or .Flow on a laptop when the bus suddenly turned over. Some time later, I wake up(stil in a dream) to see what appears to be the smoldering remainsof a jet liner. I take my flashlight (I regularly carry a knife and flashlight, even in my dreams, as it seems so) and look around. I recognize the location as (I kid. you not) Shadow Moses Island. As I searched around for survivors, I find the girl I used to have feelings for throughout highschool. She had acut injury on her leg, which I bandaged with a piece of my shirt. As I carried her on my back tofind a place to hide/ a means to escape, I get shot in the leg by a sentry. I fall down in pain, and she runs off while I lay there, unable to move. Some time later, I wake up.

The dream was fragmented. However it went something like this:

I was performing a mission against aliens (I was in special forces I presume).
We killed them violently with explosives. They blew up and their entrails covered the field.
I climbed onto a train, where (what looked like) a general commended me, and told me to relax.
The train started moving, I ate a bit of food that was on my plate.
Then I turned and looked out the window, and the other train on the other track, was covered in blood and guts.
There were silhouettes of people getting cut in half and sliced by aliens.
I then looked back inside my own train, and the same had instantly happened in my own train.
There was so much blood, and organs and the walls were stapled with eyes and mashed brains.
Then I heard one of the aliens say "How does it feel when the situation is reversed, murderer?"

I woke up then. It gave me chills and ruined my entire morning. That kind of graphic shit scars your brain for days. Fuck.

Riding in a ramshackle chariot chasing down what I assumed to be Roman soldiers fleeing the field of battle. All the way from tend to chariot to chasing, and as soon as I got there and was about to strike, I woke up because I rolled into the wall by my bed...

I had a dream about dirt... [size=8]There might have also been a certain girl in the dream too.[/h]

I've been living on a island for about 1 year now, and I really miss the feel of dirt.

I was back in a school, it was a mash up of all of my schools I believe. One girl I used to have a crush on was a police woman with a different mouth and teeth. Another girl I had a crush on (Both pretty recent) was helping me draw something. Something big happened and everybody was in the hallway.

I was an assassin and was given a choice: kill best friend or lover
they were both blindfolded and with their backs to me...
BAM! I shot one but couldn't remember who because I woke up :l

Had my left leg get lacerated by bullets. It was one of those vivid dreams where you feel and remember everything.

Had a dream i finally had enough money to buy a HDMI TV for my room. I brought it and when home (the journey was too weird so i can't really describe it)

Then when i started hooking the TV up with my PS3, i then woke up to see my normal fat small TV...The sadness...

I dreamed about how I was doing all these things to get this really hot girl in bed with me.
I remember in the dream being so pissed not being able to get this girl in bed.

When I woke up I became even more pissed because I realized it was a dream and that it was playing out so life like. I was also pissed because it was my dream so I could have made it playout anyway I want.
Fuck. Most of my dreams has been me fucking up opportunities rather than taking the initiative.
Quite sad.

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