Your tension breaker / ice breaker / pick up line.

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if you and i were squirrels would you llet me bust a nut in your hole?

i was never good at algebra, but doesnt u + i = 69

i have a bunch ill post for you 2mro but im currently fapping so...

nonsense!!! i demand you post more~
please?
ill give you a taco?

YAY TACO!!!

what do want to drink: coffee, tea, or me?

Excuse me mam you dropped something back there [oh really whatd i drop?] my jaw

Thats the perfect outfit. it matches the trim to my jag.

excuse me, do you believe in love at first sight or do i need to walk by again?

umm im mr right. someone said you were looking for me.

[if your ever asked if you love them]
i once lost a tear in the ocean. the day i find it is the day i stop loving you.

excuse me i think you got something in your eye. oh nevermind, thats justa sparkle

Im invisable [no your not] so you can see me? [yes] how bout tomorrow night?

do you just grab my ass [no] why not?

ok im here now. whats your next wish gonna be?

smile if you want me

[if your sitting at a bar]
hey im not really this tall. im just sitting on my wallet

hey whats your first name. [anwser] hmmm that goes pretty well with my last name.

know something? your eyes are the same color as my porshe. wanna see?

am i cute enough yet or do you need to drink more

can i even get a fake number?

if anyone wants more just ask me. my friends and i have battle over the best pick-up lines

You're good at algebra, right?
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Can you substitute my X. please?
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Did someone gave you an anesthesia shot?
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Then why can't you feel that I love you?!
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Augh! I can't believe i'm sharing my working pickup lines^^

awesome..

heres the taco i promised you~

DEFEATED!!

I've often found it is better to be yourself than trying to be someone your not. If cracking jokes isn't your thing don't force yourself. You got to make her like you for the person you really are, because after you are with her, she's going to see the real you and might have a hard relationship. Since you don't see her often, just try to have as many natural conversations with her. One day maybe when you think you're in pretty good terms with her use a pick up line on her to ask her out to something, but try not to force yourself or move in too fast.

As for the awkward silences, instead of joking or saying a pick up line, try asking her questions about herself, or start a conversation by the current events in your area. Examples:

"Hey, do you like horror movies? I heard the Mirror is coming out."

"So what's going on lately with you?

Most often, the most simple questions will get you far. If she's looking extra nice don't be afraid to complement her. It's not about how much you tell her about yourself, It's about finding out about her.

I hope this helps.

BTW I think this belongs in the Love,Romance and Relationships though. >.>

My tension breaker/ ice breaker/ and pick up goes as follows:

Shit/Fuck/Cock

jus look at any of the girls meet and greet threads

Here's a good list of pickup lines I picked from somewhere:

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down.
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
You got something on your chest: my eyes
I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.

I like that one.

I suggest going natural like persondude.

Even if you manage to get together, if you can't be friends in the first place how are you going to be lovers? C'mon its pretty simple.

Just be yourself. If she doesn't like it...well....Better luck on another girl.

Still. Using this on your girlfriend can make her laugh^^

That has to be the best one on the list

Best/worst pick up line ever: "You have really nice eyes, can I penetrate you?"

thats pretty smooth, ill actually consider using that when i want to ask a girl out.



seconded. the best pick up line ive ever heard is:
'are you from tennessee? 'cause your the only ten i see'

My friend once found a book full of cheap and funny pick-up lines. I just can't remember what the book was called.

Does this smell like chloroform to you?