Texas Accidentally Bans ALL Marriage?

We don't need no stinking badges to ban marriage.

Everything is bigger in Texas.
Including marriage bans.

This is silly. The wording will be decided on by a judge if a lawsuit arises. No judge is going to nullfy the entire states marriages. Absurd to be picking at the syntax like that, as if people didn't know the intented meaning.

Hahaha, WTH?!
This just keeps getting better and better!
People are becoming more stupid as time goes on, i can't see how more F*ucked up things will be in a few years.

In Democratic Texas, Marriage bans you!

The guys who were about to get divorced and sued for alimony must be crying tears of joy. The guys who already got assraped in divorce court must be crying tears of pain and remorse, wishing this situation had happened to them.

Tyler, how are you ever going to drug and kidnap find a girl now? I guess we might be able to trick pen while you're out of state?

Why the bloody hell would I marry a woman in this god awful state anyway? I'm not living here past college :D EAST COAST HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Texas in their pursuit of legalizing their prejudice effectively hurt themselves... too good and obvious to be a joke :P

Oh the great American Dream... must be sweet out there, seriously.

You an me both; God help me get out of SoCal; I'm heading to fucking Vermont!

Mwahaha it was me they write all that stuff in pencil before inking then printing it so they dont make mistakes and can make it sound all confusing and sophisticated.

And I brought an eraser! >*)