What is the Best way...?

First of all pleez read this with an open mind becuz im actually really curious...

Ok, so i came home from school today and then about an hour after my friend came over and said he missed school today and spent the whole day making jello in a gatorade bottle then putting a slit in it so he could have the ultimate Fap of all time... this isnt the first time ive had a friend do crazy stuff to get themselves off I had a friend once who had these vibrating stuffed animals that she used to get herself off...

This really got me thinking. Am I the only one who hasnt done anything crazy/awesome to get themselves off? Wat kind of stuff do you usually do and wats the craziest way youve done it before?

Your not alone, I'm also one of the people that hasn't done something on that scale to get myself off.

Well.... *ahem* it depends on some people your friend is probably is the kind that is quite happy all the time and wanting to get or try something extraordinary just to satisfy the lust to sum it all up it would be that they have a wild heart to calm... don't ask me why i know cuz you wouldn't want to know..

Well as for some guys like myself, i guess u can say i am the boring kind of guy but we do have a wild heart too depending on which aspect but i think your friend is still new or is on a quest searching for a great way to get off, as long he/she can control the lust i am pretty sure everything will be fine just hope that your friends know where is the line, about yourself it is not unnecessary to be like them unless your curiosity gets the better of you i think it is safe to say that almost all of us here hasn't try something that wild to the extend of ignoring important things just to gain pleasure... example : skipping classes...

I'll have to get back to you on this. I know there were things that failed horribly, but to say the least, they are kind of repressed memories right now. To be honest, the very vague memories that I do have make me think that it wasn't as much a sexual motivation that drove me to do certain things as it was the fact that when I was younger I was completely insane.

There was this one time I was trying to see how fire would compare to natural body heat. I had a feeling in the back of my mind that it would be a bad idea, but I did it anyway. I'm pretty sure my dick is still mad at me to this day.

I actually haven't done anything too extravagant. I tried a vacuum cleaner tube once (because I believed that cliche back then) but it wouldn't fit in. (No, that wasn't me making a one-up about the length of my penis. Vacuum tubes are really narrow.) Other than that, though, no. Oh, I've used the hot water stream from the shower head. That's pretty awesome.

I've only done one thing like that to get off. Weirdly enough I did the Jello in the Gatorade bottle. It was pretty good and I enjoyed it.

hmm... lemme guess, your were really stoned back then? :roll:

I'll never look at you the same way again. o_o

Hahaha Noutakun somethings is more than meets the eye... haven't you learn that already ?

I highly doubt Josh is a Transformer... or IS he?

Transformons--more than rides the bike!

(Lame pun is lame.)

Very funny...lol

Only thing I ever tried was using a rubber glove. Unfortunately I was young enough to know nothing about lube... Man I was tender after that >_<

Here's a wince inducing, and highly amusing list of ways not to fap.
http://www.collegesexadvice.com/masturbation-mistakes.shtml

Jello in a Gatorade bottle?? You perverts! That's disgusting! I demand that you give me detailed instructions on how to make one so that I don't ever make one by accident. You know, like what size Gatorade bottle and how much Jello powder to use to get the right consistency. Once I know, I'll be safe from this deplorable practice, shame on you! Does the flavor matter... ok ew.

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What a waste of Jello...waitatic...

I wonder if anyone would buy into "It's double flavored gelatin"...

Actually no, this was before I started smoking. I really have no idea what was going through my mind at that moment. Back then I did some insane shit, like playing human bowling, alone, on steep hills using those wire mesh garbage basket things you see at parks and shit. Maybe I was doing it to test my endurance. Sometimes, you gotta throw caution to the wind and take one for the team, which sometimes happens to be a fireball to the genitals.

I'm happy to say I've never tried anything like that and probably won't ever. I did however masturbate to hentai on more than one occasion.

I think I may have also crossed that taboo. It's scary the first time, but after that it gets easier.

Sometimes I get real freaky and use my gf.

Lulz I think I just about died of laughter.

It'd better not be in the Missionary Position, you sick bastard! :shock: