What is the Best way...?
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Usually use the KY Jelly, and left and method. Bu the craziest, was the bar of soap, I spent 2 weeks getting the hole the right size, and smoothness so when I got into th sower I started to fuck it.
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Lol jello. I've never done anything that strange. But I have used odd things to get off like a nerf ball. Wait what? That is just as strange.
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i havent used anything besides my hand for masterbatution
but i would try a flesh
[size=10]not a home made though...[/h]
but i would try a flesh
[size=10]not a home made though...[/h]
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xtia wrote...
jello in a gatorade bottle? what the --? where am i? :shock:Thats simple....*extremely nice voice* your in my world.
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I've never done anything weird or adventurous regarding masturbating or sex before. It's not that I'm not adventurous, it just seems strange to try and improve on something I do purely because it happens to be an incredibly simple, quick, and easy way to make myself feel good. If i was getting tired of sex though I'm the kind of person who would spice it up by fucking in the last car of a subway train or something.
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Interesting topic to bring up there. I suppose I haven't done much past what one could consider vanilla, but I'm game for just about anything short of utter insanity :twisted:
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I'm boring, never done something like that to get myself off.
My mate though, told me he tore a hole in an old teddy, stuffed a condom in there then filled it with jello and used that to get off. :?
He reckoned it was crap though. Said something about it being sticky and uncomfortable.
My mate though, told me he tore a hole in an old teddy, stuffed a condom in there then filled it with jello and used that to get off. :?
He reckoned it was crap though. Said something about it being sticky and uncomfortable.
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EX_Soldier wrote...
Waar wrote...
the jesus set his cock on firelol....wut?
It's in the unedited version of the Bible.
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blind_assassin wrote...
EX_Soldier wrote...
Waar wrote...
the jesus set his cock on firelol....wut?
It's in the unedited version of the Bible.
Yeah, right next to the chapter where he challenges satan to a rap battle.
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EX_Soldier wrote...
Waar wrote...
the jesus set his cock on firelol....wut?
Many, many moons ago, out of shear insanity and for the sake of "science" I decided to hit myself in the junk with a fireball. I've been hit by fireballs on a number of occasions, only once in the junk region. One time I wanted to see how much of my chest hair I could burn off in a single blast, so I had my brother shoot a lysol fireball at me, but when it hit my chest it kind of spread outward and hit me in the face, lmfao.
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The Jesus wrote...
EX_Soldier wrote...
Waar wrote...
the jesus set his cock on firelol....wut?
Many, many moons ago, out of shear insanity and for the sake of "science" I decided to hit myself in the junk with a fireball. I've been hit by fireballs on a number of occasions, only once in the junk region. One time I wanted to see how much of my chest hair I could burn off in a single blast, so I had my brother shoot a lysol fireball at me, but when it hit my chest it kind of spread outward and hit me in the face, lmfao.
This would later be known as "The Big Bang", followed shortly by the first demonstration of self-mortification.
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Lmao!!!!
I've fucked a pillow once....
This crazy slut wanted me to... it was weird... and not even good... but it got her off watching. :|
I've fucked a pillow once....
This crazy slut wanted me to... it was weird... and not even good... but it got her off watching. :|
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Genesation wrote...
Ramsus wrote...
Sometimes I get real freaky and use my gf.It'd better not be in the Missionary Position, you sick bastard! :shock:
consensual sex in the Missionary position is something I Imagined I would only see on Rotten.com
You guys are sick for even talking about it
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Waar
FAKKU Moderator
[Greed] wrote...
Genesation wrote...
Ramsus wrote...
Sometimes I get real freaky and use my gf.It'd better not be in the Missionary Position, you sick bastard! :shock:
consensual sex in the Missionary position is something I Imagined I would only see on Rotten.com
You guys are sick for even talking about it
perverts!
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lol im boring too i guess. never done anything weird for masturbating...ive fapped to some things i prolly shouldnt have as long time ago but thats about it
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Waar wrote...
[Greed] wrote...
Genesation wrote...
Ramsus wrote...
Sometimes I get real freaky and use my gf.It'd better not be in the Missionary Position, you sick bastard! :shock:
consensual sex in the Missionary position is something I Imagined I would only see on Rotten.com
You guys are sick for even talking about it
perverts!
Why did you remind me, you depraved bastards! I'm disgusted all over again...
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Waar
FAKKU Moderator
Genesation wrote...
Waar wrote...
[Greed] wrote...
Genesation wrote...
Ramsus wrote...
Sometimes I get real freaky and use my gf.It'd better not be in the Missionary Position, you sick bastard! :shock:
consensual sex in the Missionary position is something I Imagined I would only see on Rotten.com
You guys are sick for even talking about it
perverts!
Why did you remind me, you depraved bastards! I'm disgusted all over again...
i wonder how many times we can quote each other and then attempt to read the first lines...