Borderlands 2

So uh, I got a look at some lewd pics of Moxxi in-game. Had a boner all the way to the quest turn-in because she said she'd 'make it worth my while'. My imagination fluttered but I suppose a shotgun works too...

...when you fire it full auto at anything(a wall for example) a shape of a heart appears from bullet holes.

Go to Captain Flynt's ship, there are larger sized pictures of that there.

I claimed that shit as my hut. For the quest, I gave the pics to Marcus on principle. Bros before hoes.

Playing vault hunter mode (i.e., new game+). Enemies are even bigger cunts than before. I also bought a new headset with a mic, so I'll probably have a co-op gameplay vid up tomorrow.

PC?
PS3?

No Xbox, cuz I know you never.

I master race, all day, every day.

I'm loving the Arrested Development easter eggs in this game. Two that I know of...anymore?

I just blue myself
There's always money in the newstand

Oh my goodness Jack is such an awesome douche

Add on Steam?

I got to a certain point of this game. I haven't been this emotionally engrossed in a game like this before.

I guess if I had to say anything about why I'm so absorbed in this it's;

I'm going to enjoy watching this fucker Jack squirm for what he's done.

Just beat it. Pretty awesome.

So what had happened was: I pre-ordered the thing for PS3 before I assembled my master race. I bought the game on release day because I already made an investment, but it's sitting around being useless as I got the skidrow iso instead. I get the master race version, the publisher gets money, everyone's satisfied. I'll probably ship it to my cousin. Oh, and I just don't like steam or clients in general. I'd rather play my game without some third party, drm software having to be on.


Also, I finally uploaded the gameplay. It features me, my shit mic and the user snakeinabush123:

(full screen at 1080p recommended)

If some people aren't sure if they want to buy this game or not, all you need to do is watch this... and be amazed.

Yeah, finally got to play Borderlands 2 with a couple of my friends. Still confuse on to choose full Sniping or full ninja style.. with Zero lol

I play with rbz, he's a tanky commando and I'm a sniper assassin. Snipers work out great if you max out your critical damage. I tried out a melee build with him but it doesn't feel right. Sure you can do a lot of damage, but that's only on significantly weakened people. I prefer to take people out from distance and hardly get hurt while providing cover for the tank.
My suggestion would be to see if you're comfortable getting crit after crit without missing much or taking too much time with one target. If you're not that good of a shot, melee might be a better choice, but (if you're playing multiplayer) prepare to go down quite a lot.

Side note, try to find a 100% melee damage weapon. Those are relatively hard to come by so if you get it at a lower level, don't sell it and keep it until you acquire a better one.

Just beat the game. That sentence that Lilith said before it cut to the credits.

BEST. ONE-LINER. EVER.

Like honestly, that one line made my night. It took me 3 hours to kill the last boss(and 68k$...), because if you're not level 30, you're using weak as SHIT guns. Like literally if you compared guns PRE-30 to POST-30, there's like a 3x multiplier gap.

For instance, I was using a level 28 Purple rifle by Jakobs, it had about 800 damage. I found a blue Vladoff, after the final boss fight segment, it had well over 2,000 damage at level 31.

Thankfully I wasn't Bloodshed(Blade) spec or else this would've been impossible. I was a level 29 Sniper. My crits were only doing like 4K to the boss. If I had to take a guess, he has well over 2 million HP.

but then.

I don't know if this is obvious or not but I figured out a way to get both quest rewards when given the option.

> Simply have a second player join your game locally. Use another gamertag for them. It won't work if they're a guest.
> Go collect one of the quest rewards and give it to them
> Have them save and quit. Then use the xbox button to return back to the dashboard
> Don't save and quit from the start menu
> Start up the game again and have the second player give you the previously gained quest reward
> Since you used the xbox button to quit, your progress hasn't been saved and the quest won't register as complete
> Then go turn in the quest again and get the other reward

You could use this method if you have friends online but this works well if you don't have an internet connection..... or if you don't have friends that play the game. Or friends at all.

I use this method to dupe good weaps (because quest items are shit), except one of us presses alt+f4.



Pro tip: don't waste a key on the sanctuary chest to see what you can get before quitting. The game saves when you open the fucking thing; I speak from experience. Luckily for me, there's an .ini file I can edit that can have me drowning in keys. However, I hold myself back from abusing this newfound wizardry. At the very least, I got my key back.

Where do you even get more keys? I have the xbox version and I accidentally wasted a key in the beginning of the game. Right now I'm level 28 and I haven't found any yet. And yeah, most of the quest weapons kind of suck. Actually a lot of the stuff I'm finding isn't too great. Is there any good legendary fire SMGs later on?

You're SOL and JWF. Start a new character.