red dead redemption !!!!!!!!

I spent two hours getting drunk and stumbling around armadillo. everything you do in that game is fun. especially when you buy the bandanna and get the High Power Pistol (why didn't they just call it an M1911A1?). also, for the dicks like me out there, try putting a hogtied person on your horse, catch up to a train and leave them both on the tracks. fucking. hilarious. BOOSH!

I did that they fucking explode.

If you do the whole Train track cliche in Single player with a woman, you get an achievement called "Dastardly"

Your horse will commit suicide if you do that!

I love this. that is sooooooooo EVIL!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

moseying along on my horse, minding my own business
hear a growl
look around and see nothing
move forward a bit and hear growl again
look around again and still see nothing
horse falls over
I am confused
suddenly cougar rises up from horse corpse
cougar knocks me down
another cougar appears and kills me as i'm getting up

:(

Epic PS3 glitches:

I want that donkey lady.

Go Donkey lady, I had a glitch happen to me where a clone of Marstons son appeared behind a rock in a cutscene, it was really creepy.

Okay I got the game and I have to say that I'm deeply humbled by how awesome the game is. I must say that this game totally revised the formula of what a sandbox game should be. The setting is well thought of and movements were well rendered and the plot is amusing and BOOOO JUST KIDDING mwahahaha I'm just messing with you guys it's still a knocked off piece of shit!

While I have to admit that I didn't expect Red Dead to be good in the same way that I don't expect cake to be inside trash bins I have to say that I did find some tasty treats.

My first and major complain would be SAND there's too much of it. Okay I know this is supposed to have happened in the wild west in the time when man were men and a piece of leaf was a toilet paper but it's just me. I mean, I can ride a horse for almost 20 minutes and still not see the next town in front of me.

My second complain interactivity. There are so many npcs but unfortunately they don't say anything except howdy and there are only three things I can do to them.

1. Touch my cheap hat while giving them a little nod and some greeting.
2. Do the unholy route get my gun and shoot them in the face.
3. Gently wrap them with my lasso make them reflect about their sins and then shoot them in the face but in a more pious way.

Other than my two complains I find the game fully functional and quite fun. I enjoy my ultra accurate gun that can shoot a flying swallow from the next town over. Also the 'Dead Eye' move that slows down everything including yourself is extremely handy. Tying up people then spill bait next to them while they scream in terror at the approaching wolves and Coyotes is also extremely ammusing.

You can fast travel if the distance is to long.


What's with deserts? Get less sand!

How do they work?

set up camp and then choose the option Travel.

First watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs
Then watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi08uLTOGxs

Then maybe you'll get the joke. (Pay attention to the "fucking magnets, how do they work?" line)

My order for this game just came and damn, I know I made the right choice to get this instead of Lost Planet 2. I haven't even stated the multiplayer yet.

So, instead of reading 4 pages.. verdict on this game?

Rent or Buy? Is it similar to the GTA series since its made by Rockstar? Thanks!!

According to everyone on the internets, this game is a must buy. I have no choice but to buy it now.

I'll probably get it next week.