A Certain Hotel’s Incident

He: Would you like a drink with me?
She: No. But we can bang...
Me: That escalated quickly... Well, at least she got principles and doesn’t go and have drinks with every stranger...

The real wingman here is that broken shower, reliable by being unreliable.

That worked out quite well.

The rare cases where your job got you involved with something wonderful.

Ah yes, a certain Vanilla filled incident at a certain hotel...
Hmm, still, I guess you could say that his boss was his wingman in this case, making him work until so late that he could meet her by chance. Heh, still, she turned down his offer to drink together, but instead asks him for sex? He's certainly a lucky fellow.
Great ending though. Ah yes, how nice that they actually live nearby each other, and I'm sure there'll be plenty of time for them to get to know each other more...intimately, from now on.

And high-fives circulated within the Parthenon of Vanilla Gods, as another hookup operation was successfully *cough-cough* consumated.

"FLAWLESS VICTORY ... VANILLA-Tality!"