At-Home Sensei

*in the voice of Sir David Attenborough*
Here, we witness the Fakkunius Commentius engaged in their normal ritual of throwing chairs and flipping tables. It has been said that the Fakkunius Commentius starts this ritual when one of the more prominent members of the species deems a chapter worthy of a sequel. Due to the sweet vanilla flavor of the recent chapter, and the obvious cliffhanger left at the end of the chapter, the Fakkunius Commentius has decided that, as per the norm of the ritual, they must yeet chairs and flip tables in order to get what they truly desire.

Despite the fact that there is no proven correlation between the consummation of this ritual, and the Fakkunius Commenti's prey, the Authorin Artisticus, actually providing the service, it is wonderful to witness the tribal nature in which the species follows this traditional ritual.

I, myself, have also read this chapter, and do agree with their decision to engage in their ritual. As such, we do hope that the Authorin Artisticus is willing to oblige in the desires of the Fakkunius Commentius.

Nature truly is wonderful.

Nuh-uh, a pregnant-celebratory-lovey-dovey-sex-engagement-ring-time-skip-happy-family-with-a-kid sequel is better.

If I can take the part of throwing a chair, if there is no ring on her I am going to throw a house 🙃