Contemporary Elf, Otherworldly Sex

Husband has the patience of a monk, 1 time in a year holy shit.

Oh hey, Benantoka, which lucky muscle bound Chad is getting laid this time?

That did not seem like moderation by any definition of the word... :P

I see this as a happy ending. There's no other way to see it! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

BeNantoka brings us a lovely Vanilla story with an elf-lady! I like it.
I must say though, the exposition at the start explaining elf-human relationships was something I found quite interesting. I suppose it might be hard for a relationship to work out when there exists such difference between culture and, uh, attitude towards sex.
Great ending though. "The secret to a happy marriage is understanding and moderation"? Wise words that can apply to any kind of marriage, really.
Having to wait a year or more just to have sex like once though sounds very...tough. I can respect this guy a lot for his patience.

She (in bed with lingerie): What do you think?
Me: Where is the fluffy hat you were wearing previously?
She:What?
Me: I mean... you look gorgeous!

Something tells me this turned into an every day thing

To Husbando-kun: "Don't Stop 'Till You Get Enough!"

BeNantoka with some nice THICC elf girl action! This definitely needs a sequel!!!