I'm Even Tired of Sex

"Even if I don't really need to get off, I just do it. It doesn't even need to be sex. Masterbation works the same way. At this point, it's almost like an inescapable obligation."

This spoke to me. It's literally how I feel about me getting off.

The couple that experiments together, stays together.

Problem solved.

You wanna experience bliss? Find yourself a partner that looks at you the way she looked at the MC on page 26. Holy shit LMAO.🤣

Who else had to look up 'squalene'?

This one wa so wholesome :') but also sooooo hot

It’s good to take a break from fapping here and there. Sometimes weeks or even months at a time. You’d be amazed what you can fap to when you get that pent up.

I need the husband's version.

So this is what Rivers Cuomo was on about.

I think we need to see the sequel

Page 24 - 26. Had me rolling!!🤣🤣🤣

This artist’s slapstick comedy is in a class of its own, for real. Goofiest porn I’ve ever read~

I†˜ll never get tired starring at her boobs...

R.I.P his ass. It had a good run while it lasted.

Certainly an intriguing title.
"First step towards divorce", huh. Well, at least she's recognising the signs and wholeheartedly wants to avoid that.
I must say though, her idea of having him focus on individual parts of her body was an ingenius one, that way he can come to appreciate her body (and by extension, herself) and get more and more excited every time, while she also gets aroused everytime until they finally want to start having sex again. Genius.
That ending though. Erm...Well...I guess that's only fair? But if she pulls 'ass', he better hope she doesn't have any long, cylindrical objects...

That was actually a really good read. Repeating anything over and over again will always get boring after awhile.

I'm glad this stayed vanilla..

This should become an actual manual of how to fix a sexless marriage.

Whelp ... perhaps it's a rather radical way to re-kindle intimacy in a relationship, but then One Must Do What One Must Do, when the need calls for it.

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