Pet the Dog by Sakurazari Hotori
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Pet the Dog

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18 pages
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A lost kitten has arrived?
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Neah1987
(Thu Dec 1, 2016, 5:28 pm)
+2 points
Please, elaborate on said breeding plan in future chapters. I look forward to learning all about it.
AustKyzor
(Thu Dec 1, 2016, 8:36 pm)
+2 points
Gotta love surprise wincest
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RalgradxF
(Wed Dec 7, 2016, 2:12 am)
+1 points
That ending...kinda messed up when he doesn't have any say in it. Like, I get what she's saying, but there are other things to consider, and it just seems like something a guy should know about beforehand. Then again, he's the fool who wanted to full-on procreate with some weird, dog-obsessed freak whom he just met. (shrug) Dems da breaks.
RalgradxF
(Wed Dec 7, 2016, 2:13 am)
+1 points
That aside, dog-like sex...hot. Human sex: so much hotter. Dogs reproduce with pleasure; humans master pleasure.

Technique. Which can be trained into honed instincts and muscle memory so you can go all “Last Samurai No Mind” "in this 'bitch'", and still proficiently "wreck shop". You can also “ride” on those trained reactions, as you pro-act something na~astee :) Yes, manipulation of the spirit/mind/body…to get more out of oneself, others, and any given environment. Breaking boundaries, turning the knob on that 1-10 gauge--up to "11", producing certain effects, timing to compound effects, weaving illusions--making them real, effectively communicating one’s “self”, taking in another’s “self”, forging strong connections, creative expression expressively creating! Even in simple mechanical physics, human intuition and logical reasoning can make one's speed and power more efficient, more effective, SPEEDIER, and MORE POWERFUL!! Barrier…shattering…sexy…phys--EEEGYAAAAH!!!

*sound of volcano erupting*


*catches breath, wipes sweat*

Then there’s just the impressive power of our imagination: exploring concepts, role-play (irony), acting out fantasies, bringing ideas into fruition : D! There’s also conflict resolution! Sex therapy!

*let’s out long, smiling sigh*

I love sex :) I love life <3!



Closing statement: THE DOG SAYS: "MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
fullmetaljo
(Sun Dec 4, 2016, 2:01 am)
+1 points
Touch the cow..
fullmetaljo
(Sun Dec 4, 2016, 2:00 am)
+1 points
Touch the cow..
MHM-Dono
(Fri Dec 2, 2016, 6:07 pm)
+1 points
Uh, she wanted to "become one with the dogs" ..... can't help but think and say: "Isn't That Cute ... BUT IT'S WRONG!"
AssasinZAssasin
(Fri Dec 2, 2016, 6:14 am)
+2 points
Huh. She sort of blackmailed him into accepting her as a 'dog' in his store, eh? I'd call him lucky, but it turns out it was all planned out on her part...
I came into this expecting references to "being in heat" and possible "Mating/Breeding", and I certainly wasn't disappointed...In fact, considering that ending, I really want a sequel.
GODsHandOnEarth
(Thu Dec 1, 2016, 10:58 pm)
+2 points
*woof*
Homer22
(Thu Dec 1, 2016, 8:07 pm)
+1 points
I suddenly want to be an employee at a animal store