Pet the Dog

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A lost kitten has arrived?
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Neah1987 +2 points
December 01, 2016 at 5:28 pm
Please, elaborate on said breeding plan in future chapters. I look forward to learning all about it.
AustKyzor +2 points I! AM that is!
December 01, 2016 at 8:36 pm
Gotta love surprise wincest
Recent Comments
TheExile +2 points Vanilla Oppai Lover
December 11, 2016 at 10:40 pm
Why does the incest tag never get used anymore? =/
RalgradxF +1 points A Horny Gilded Dragon
December 07, 2016 at 2:12 am
That ending...kinda messed up when he doesn't have any say in it. Like, I get what she's saying, but there are other things to consider, and it just seems like something a guy should know about beforehand. Then again, he's the fool who wanted to full-on procreate with some weird, dog-obsessed freak whom he just met. (shrug) Dems da breaks.
RalgradxF +1 points A Horny Gilded Dragon
December 07, 2016 at 2:13 am
That aside, dog-like sex...hot. Human sex: so much hotter. Dogs reproduce with pleasure; humans master pleasure.

Technique. Which can be trained into honed instincts and muscle memory so you can go all “Last Samurai No Mind” "in this 'bitch'", and still proficiently "wreck shop". You can also “ride” on those trained reactions, as you pro-act something na~astee :) Yes, manipulation of the spirit/mind/body…to get more out of oneself, others, and any given environment. Breaking boundaries, turning the knob on that 1-10 gauge--up to "11", producing certain effects, timing to compound effects, weaving illusions--making them real, effectively communicating one’s “self”, taking in another’s “self”, forging strong connections, creative expression expressively creating! Even in simple mechanical physics, human intuition and logical reasoning can make one's speed and power more efficient, more effective, SPEEDIER, and MORE POWERFUL!! Barrier…shattering…sexy…phys--EEEGYAAAAH!!!

*sound of volcano erupting*


*catches breath, wipes sweat*

Then there’s just the impressive power of our imagination: exploring concepts, role-play (irony), acting out fantasies, bringing ideas into fruition : D! There’s also conflict resolution! Sex therapy!

*let’s out long, smiling sigh*

I love sex :) I love life <3!



Closing statement: THE DOG SAYS: "MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
fullmetaljo +1 points
December 04, 2016 at 2:00 am
Touch the cow..
MHM-Dono +1 points
December 02, 2016 at 6:07 pm
Uh, she wanted to "become one with the dogs" ..... can't help but think and say: "Isn't That Cute ... BUT IT'S WRONG!"
AssasinZAssasin +2 points Not Hentai Protagonist
December 02, 2016 at 6:14 am
Huh. She sort of blackmailed him into accepting her as a 'dog' in his store, eh? I'd call him lucky, but it turns out it was all planned out on her part...
I came into this expecting references to "being in heat" and possible "Mating/Breeding", and I certainly wasn't disappointed...In fact, considering that ending, I really want a sequel.
GODsHandOnEarth +2 points (Not-so-)Grim Reaper
December 01, 2016 at 10:58 pm
*woof*
Homer22 +1 points
December 01, 2016 at 8:07 pm
I suddenly want to be an employee at a animal store