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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Congrantz your cake will be ready soon.
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
AzelleFans wrote...
animefreak_usa wrote...
But really they're planting rice fifteen miles from my house. Good sushi rice and Jasmine.Uncle Freaky, what's the difference between normal rice and sushi rice?
Well, she's alive, at least...
Sushi rice is usually a 80/20 mix of short grain 'sticky' rice and long grain or pure sticky rice. There three types of rice by size with different thing i makes.
Short grain: sushi, riceballs and you need it to hold a shape.
Medium grain: risotto, rice pudding, stuff you want to make a creamy or casserole type.
Long grain is just good for almost everything. It doesn't stick to nothing and it fluffy.
animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
One 3DPD fapping eternal virgin got himself a woman.
animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
I did to much so i just say fuck it and uploaded it.
If you like the big boob cgi images here the whole 750mb page
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Torrent the whole thing or when you click on the images there a link for the 1920x1080
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If you like the big boob cgi images here the whole 750mb page
g/423579/56aa23d24a/
Torrent the whole thing or when you click on the images there a link for the 1920x1080
animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Sneakyone wrote...
animefreak_usa wrote...
Sneakyone wrote...
I used to listen to Senses Fail back in High School.Thanks on making me feel old greg. Your highschool was my probably my second tour in hajiland to my late 20's
Tell me a story Uncle Freaky
Ahhh. Hello little moon, so bright that even the gods can see you in the heaven. Ha I'm talking to myself again. Just sitting here on the poruch of my new apt. Staring into the sky. Drinking my beer, six floor from the ground. Ahh life is … wrong. Damn what is wrong with me. Today is suppose to be a great time of my life. Gone from my parents house. In a great college. Living in a apt with a old friend that I haven't seen since I move away when I was nine. The boy I played with, my best friend. It should be a good day, but.... “ Kevin come in it getting late”. Why does he look like a woman now.
{five hours earlier}
Even though I been here for three days now. Alex should be here soon. Damn I haven't see him since my dad lost his job and we had to move. Even ough we been writing letters since then, I don't know what he look like since then. Even thought he decided he was going to move to San Francisco and go the the same school I was starting, I don't know nothing about him now. Damn I hungry, I should go get something to eat, but Alex doesn't have a key. But I been living on ramen since then, so I should go get something decent we can have for dinner or something. Fuck it I leave a note and ask the desk man to let him in if I'm not back before then.
Bucket of the Colonel special recipe and a six pack, nothing beat that. I walk into the lobby of the 44th street apt building. “Ah Mr. Escalon your roommate arrived fifteen minutes ago and I let her in the apt.” ' Jamie you need to get your eyes check out man, Alex is a dude'. Jamie is the desk man in the building. “ umm if that right then I might have too” Jamie said. ' Why would you thing he was a girl'. “ Long blond hair and face of a woman” Jamie said. ' Well I haven't seen him in ten years so he might just be feminine'. “ Maybe, you have a good night” Jamie said.
Damn Alex must of change since I seen him, I thought was the elevlator when to the ninth floor. I get off on my floor and walk to the door, it was half open. Strange when I walk in I smell the scent of perfume and soap in the air. The shower was on. Hmm maybe he in the bathroom. So I sat on the couch and turn on the tv. Five mins pass, still in the shower, ten same. I guess I fell sleep because the next thing I see is a beautiful woman sitting next to me. Ah dreams. “Kevin wake up”. I open my eyes and see the most beautiful girl eve... wait why is there a girl here. I jump up. ' Who are you, why are you in here'. “I live here, Kevin it me Alex. Why is Alex a girl.
'Really who are you'. “Kevin it really me” Alex said. 'Uhh no the Alex I remember was fat and ah yeah a boy'. “ Well I loss weight and yes still at my twig and berries” Alex said. Looking confused she ah he explained the the reason she or he is like this. Damn she hot. Fuck what i'm I thinking. “You understand now” Alex said. 'Yeah but can you put on some clothes, the towel is freaking me out'. She just realized, naked trap.
We finished the bucket of the crispy stuff. After four cans and the bottle of jack I had in my suitcase, I was with peace. Of I thought I was. I was living with a shemale, a girl with a dick.... or was it a guy with tits, same diffence. Alex look at me “ Are you okay with this” Alex said. 'Hmmm ok your a guy I knew back in the day wearing a sun dress, eating a chicken leg and still I don't know what.... “ I am” alex said. ' Yeah, it doesn't bother me that your like that, it just sudden. I thought of the kid I knew back when we're ten'. “Well shit changed Kevin, im still the same Alex you known, just skinny and with rockin tits” Alex said. ' You still got a ego problem.'
I just lay there in my bed, err my mattress on the floor drunk as hell. Why does this happen to me. Why I didn't check to see the person was the same person I thought of. Why didn't Alex tell me she was a sexual deviant now, shit she could of written me or send a pic or something. Was this a drunk rant of something deep in my soul, and why do I have a boner now.... she was hot, If I didn't known she was a guy I would of fuck the shit out of her... shit my virgin ass would of fuck a knot hole of a tree if I didn't know I would gotten a splinter in my junk. Damn I'm still hungry.
Ch2
Fuck the sunlight is burning me like a vampire in Jamaica. Fucking Jack Daniels. I get up go to the bathroom to puke up what left of the KFC in my veins. The fucking death moans cometh. A shower is needth. I turn the cold water on to kill the morning glory of my wretched soul. Fucking boner dieth. Ahh the water hitting the burning skin of the southern poison course though my body, mainly the brain. The contiune thought courseing thru the brain stem... alex is he/she. I turn off the water, dry the sack from rott( it a gut thing). Walk out the bathroom to see alex panting and dancing in the hall way. “ Took you long enough, I got to pee” alex said. ' Sorry, dry heives'. “ Well get out of the way” alex said. I walk to the living room and pass out. He such a girl.
Just laying on the living room floor, wishing for death just to come get me. What have I get into here. Roommate, shemale. Apt low rent. Food, ramen. Horny, yes. Fuck, I wish I was home. “ Kevin, what time is it” Alex said. 'Time to get a watch'. “Stop fucking around and tell me what time it is” Alex said. I look at the cable box. '9:57, why'. “Just wondering” Alex said. ' It's sunday too want that too'. “ Angry drunk” Alex said.
animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Antw0n wrote...
Medzy wrote...

>Don't have the 5 year achevement
>Scrub-tier gamer score
[size=5]congrats.[/h]
I dunno what Jacob did
It says I was last online January 20th and I assume that's why I don't have the achievement

animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Freaky don't date. I'll just come over and raid the fridge so i can get the energy to slay dat ass.
animefreak_usa
Child of Samael

animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
I will perform an act to act rendition of Dissected-chan copypasta. Im not sure if i can post the sick shit she did even though it all text. Let's just say i violate your body, cut you from chin to cock, fuck with an eye, insert it into your mouth, fuck you, cum, clean you up and send you back to your mommy liking like a sleeping angel... WITH MAH CUM IN YOUR BUTT.
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
luinthoron wrote...
Yes.Hair and face makes me say no, but the hatchet does aroused Mr Roundtree.
animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
opanihuya wrote...
After much consideration and analysis I decided to put as my favorite activity: pc.That is all.

animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
1. I FUCKING LOOK THRU THE WHOLE FUCKING TAG SYSTEM OF FAKKU AND EXHENTAI TO FIND THIS...
2. three hours looking...i just type 'sibling' in fakku search... it pop up.
https://www.fakku.net/doujinshi/sibling-lust-english/read
I need to reread it anyways.
2. three hours looking...i just type 'sibling' in fakku search... it pop up.
https://www.fakku.net/doujinshi/sibling-lust-english/read
I need to reread it anyways.
animefreak_usa
Child of Samael

~lip reading~
I'm not a girl.
O_O
animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Gravity cat wrote...
- When a girl's appearence is high maintenance. Extentions, fake eyelashes and being caked in makeup isn't a good look and I certainly don't want to wait for them to make themselves look like an oompa loompa reject. And constant use of beauty products can be expensive not only to your wallet but to your skin as well.
I like my women to look and smell good even though the black AMEX card melts every time they 'go out'.
I should add the perfumes made me ill. I like natural smells of flowers and baby powder... or a lighter version of the shit women need to wear. That why i allow them to buy a expensive, but better non chemical senses and make up so i can feel good and not go into toxic brain melt mode went they smell of iron shit and fake chemical goo.
Fuck me i have three females running my life and i work for there bills... except i semi employed at the moment so i can't complain. Fucking markets and less weddings/modeling/business.
animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
artcellrox wrote...
Pyre wrote...
animefreak_usa wrote...

Where am I supposed to stick my dick?
Other side.
There no hole to fuck. It's a gimp.
animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Kindan no Byoutou The Animation
ç¦æ–ã®ç—…棟 THE ANIMATION Desire.1
ç¦æ–ã®ç—…棟 THE ANIMATION Desire.1
animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Sneakyone wrote...
I used to listen to Senses Fail back in High School.Thanks on making me feel old greg. Your highschool was my probably my second tour in hajiland to my late 20's
animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
They when too far into screamcore/whiny emo. Let It Enfold You is the best album that not in my hardcore/crust style..
Foreskin my lover... MAH REPLY
Foreskin my lover... MAH REPLY