Antw0n Posts

Because dicks are serious business. If you don't believe me, ask Distinguished, Pipe Smoking Llama...

If you try to get anywhere near my ass, I'll fucking cut you.

You have my gratitude mortal. Surely this knowledge will aid my kind in adapting and blending in among the inhabitants of this world.

I have nothing important to say, but still...

I've always loved this song.

What the fuck is up with that bullshit at the end?

I don't even need to see that video to know you don't fuck with fat people and their chicken.

I can't be sure if I've ever really been embarrassed by anything I've done. A lot of times, I'm making sure that as many people as possible are watching me do something that would be considered "embarrassing" or "stupid." I pride myself on being different. I'll stop myself from doing shit because it might impact me negatively in the future, but in my opinion, behavior should follow the same rule as witchcraft, "An it harm none, do as ye will," with the provision that as long as you're willing to accept it and not be a bitch, you can do whatever you want to yourself. I've put myself in situations where I could've been seriously injured, but, I was cool with the possibility of being paralyzed because sometimes something is just so fun that the experience, regardless of how horrible it wound up, would be worth sacrificing the ability to walk.

People are bitches about having fun and doing what they want to do. As long as I've been alive, I've always been bombarded with shit about how others see you and what constitutes "acting right," but I just don't see shit the same way. If you don't give a shit, whatever, I don't give a shit either.

This is now a "bad thread" dump...

Don't get it twisted, a lot of that shit isn't us, that's New York.

People just hate us and our state because NJ is so epic it can fail and win at the same time.

I hope not.

What do you expect from white people?

That might be true, but when shit like this is concerned, its not just about the chest hair, its about adventure.

Well... does Treecko a Digimon?

FAKKU is radioactive.

That's not hubris.


I don't think this is the wrong place to ask, per se. However, I do get what Waar means. I suppose it would be better off in IC, just because its a quick question and there isn't a place specifically for them.

I could think of some others. I have this concept, I don't know if it works, but if it does it could be the best idea ever thought of in the history of thinking. The basic idea is to somewhat loosely, stick yourself to a board or something. I guess you can use like some kind of wax, glue, or something. Then you strap yourself to it so that it can be lifted and turned upside down. When it's upside down, you release the straps, or whatever you used to secure yourself to the board. The likely result is that whatever you used to stick yourself to the board will give way all at once and you'll just drop. However, if you work it out properly, you'll kind of peel off slowly, and maybe even land on your feet or do a flip.

If you didn't get all that, you do a lot of complicated and stupid shit to tear out your chest hair. I call it gravity waxing.

As the subject implies, I learned something today. If you drink Minute Maid, you can become a hero to small children.

Years ago I decided that it would be an awesome idea to use burning Lysol to remove my chest hair. I was wrong... it was awesome[size=10]2[/h].

My uncle gave me his NES around the time that I got Super Nintendo, but I don't remember which one was my first.