Chef Sanji Posts

My father is a doctor at the local hospital here in town; as such I spend quite a bit of time there when I need to talk to him. A few months ago I made friends with one of the ICU nurses, who has asked that I not mention his name. He is interested to see what you all say about this though lol Anyway, he has a very official sounding voice and likes to talk. So I was talking with him last night during my stay, and the subject came up about the massive trolling that I got. At the time I didn’t have the plan hammered out, but I’m pretty sure I thought of it then.

Lately my troll friend has been head over heels for this girl he met, and they’ve been dating for a few months, getting kind of serious too. Here’s the kicker; she is one jealous bitch. He has to get all his stories straight hours before he even needs them, because she lives out of her phone and is constantly texting and calling. It was rather infuriating until last night, when I realized I could use that quality of hers to really nail troll friend.

So I called troll friend over for a few beers and cigarettes, I told him it was all good about Valentine’s Day and he really got me good. I was really selling it, and he bought it. Well, while he was here, a phone call went through to his home phone, where his girlfriend was waiting for him, like I knew she would be.

About 20 minutes after he had arrived at my place, his phone went off, but he ignored it (I was dying inside at his point, it was so hard not to laugh). It rang a few more times and he picked it up after the 4th time. Seeing who it was, he walked into the front yard for some privacy. I slammed my ear against the door, hoping to hear his reaction from outside. This is what I heard,

“Well, I don’t know what the fuck you are talking about….What do you mean, phone call?... I don’t know what you are talking about…If that’s how it’s going to be, then fine leave.”

Hearing his footsteps I quickly sat back down and pretended to watch the TV. I didn’t look over until I heard him sink into the chair, and I then asked who called. He sighed, looked up at me and said,

“She just broke up with me man. I don’t get what for, but she said she’s done.”

Now, I’m not going to tell you how I brought this about yet, but I’m sure some of you can draw your own conclusions. I already called his girlfriend and told her what was going on, and she has agreed to go along with it for a few days. I just needed her honest reaction for this to work and that is why I didn’t tell her ahead of time.

After seeing my friend off at his place, I drove back to mine and texted him asking if he was alright. He simply replied that he just didn’t understand it and was confused as hell. I left it at that.

Finally, I’ll end this story with what troll friend’s GF heard on that phone call.

This is the script for the call that nurse friend and I drew up:

Hello, is this Mr. ??????

My name is ?????? and I’m here at Dr. ??????’s office, calling for Mr. ??????

Well, is Mr. ?????? available to come to the phone? This call needs to be completed tonight or it will have to wait until business hours on Monday.

May I leave a message then? This matter is delicate, and Mr. ?????? requested that we notify him immediately with the results of his HSH STD panel he had done on Wednesday.

--Ad lib any remaining conversation--