crimson875 Posts

I prefer spanking the monkey by myself, but I don't think it's too weird, human sexuality is a gem with many facets.

This wasn't today, it was yesterday, but I went to my fathers house, and we talked about anime, because he was going through some of my old stuff and found a bunch of my old manga, and he was like "why don't you show me a good show, and I'll see what I think about it." so I showed him the first Eva rebuild movie, and he really liked it, and I'm going back in a few days and were gonna watch the second one!

Ok, I was not there for this, but a few years ago in high school, two of my friends went to the house of a third friend of mine. So they go to her house, and call her from the doorstep, but they don't tell her that they are at her house. She tells them she is buys, and to go away, but them, being 17 year old boys, and total idiots, ( I wasn't there to control them) decide to break into her house and scare her. So they circle the building until they find a bathroom window that is open. They climb in, and are in the bathroom, than they walk out into the bedroom it joins onto, and walk in on two people they have seen having sex in a room that is not in her house. They flip out, and get chased out of the house by the people. They escape out side, and call back my friend, and she's like, " you idiots, my house is a fucking duplex."

Was a pretty funny story, especially when we were eating lunch in her front yard, (all four of us,) a few weeks later, and the couple walks our of the house, sees my friends, and go back inside. Still one of the funniest moments in my life.

Got my pay check. So happy to have cash again, I spent my food budget on anime merch and have been living for the last week mostly on top ramen and eggs that I get from my neighbors who have a butt load of chickens.

I have had so many conversations with my friends about this while drunk in my living room at 2 am. We agreed that for me it would be the ability to plug a USB into the back of my head and super hack computers. Super weakness is that when you get a boner you hands disappear.

Well, the only people I'm friend with on Facebook are my close friends who know I love hentai, and one of my high school teachers. So ya, go ahead!

Diarrhea. I really shouldn't have to say more.

This. Best.

Here's mine. I write RWBY fanfics, and one of my good friends sent me this picture.

hentai has an unspoken graph. When x axis is cuteness, and Y is the probability of being horribly, horribly raped. By tenticals. When these conditions are met, y=1.5x-5. Cuteness is subjective, but scales equivalently, according to personal taste, with Y.

totally worth, not only for forum access, but we get to support fakku! yay!

awesome! ill be buying that one too.

That's what what I was thinking too, I like the idea of people actually having to buy it to help support Fakku.

Ordered the last cryptic command I needed for my blue/white midrange modern deck. 3 cryptic commands. $200 well spent.

I learned that amazons delivery dates are bull shit
WHERES MY COPY OF EVANGELION GOD DAMN IT, YOU TOLD ME IT WOULD GET HERE ON FRIDAY, IT'S WEDNESDAY NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Ohh this looks awsome! Will we be able preorder this one as well, or was that just for renai sample?
Also, my computer wants to auto correct renai into renaissance. *sigh*

I don't know if anyone else has gotten to it first, but one of my favorites has always been The Diary of Purimu. Maybe just because I have a succubi fetish, but it would be awsome if we got to see this.

Ohhhh this is so cool! your so lucky! To be able to work with the actual printing and construction of the manga before its released would have me squealing like a little kid on Christmas.

Saw some old friends after a long time, had a great afternoon fishing and drinking beer, and now were at my house cooking steaks and watching anime and playing cards against humanity. A lot of fun.

i know that things like that can help with that, but the problem is, I'm taking art classes in college, and when i show up, they expect me to be artistic every day.