crimson875 Posts
Tyranosaurus_Secks wrote...
I'm a 65-million year old coelurosaurian theropod who indulges in vast amounts of coitus.Dat sig.
I was planning to upload a video of myself naked while dancing half-a-whatever waltz in an open, outdoor pool accompanied by lots of naked and/or half-naked, oversized American white woman, but due to several circumstances, I was unable to do so.
P.S. Is 100,000th thread really worth celebrating? I'd rather have the "no double post/topic" and "no necrobump" rule reinstated.
P.S. Is 100,000th thread really worth celebrating? I'd rather have the "no double post/topic" and "no necrobump" rule reinstated.
Black Jesus JC wrote...
zeroniv_legend wrote...
Deftera Mirage wrote...
Protip: If you ever kill someone, be sure to bury the body 6-10 feet under a dead dog. Body-sniffing hounds will dig up the dead dog and the police will think it was a false positive.Great. I've been thinking on where should I dispose the dead body of my brother.
Did he try to tape you having sex again?
Nah. I just went and stab him on the chest on a whim. Hey, I was bored. You can't blame me for having a little fun.
Deftera Mirage wrote...
Protip: If you ever kill someone, be sure to bury the body 6-10 feet under a dead dog. Body-sniffing hounds will dig up the dead dog and the police will think it was a false positive.Great. I've been thinking on where should I dispose the dead body of my brother.
Medzy wrote...
I'm just posting these cause I wanna copy Ryssen... Also because w00t!Spoiler:
Requesting those with gouged out abdomen, limbs split off, or any other kind of missing body part, please.
When I was 10 or so, I told my 4 years old little brother that I was X (from Megaman X series) and he believed me. It was hilarious.
animefreak_usa wrote...
zeroniv_legend wrote...
Why does it turn into Ozzy vs Dio? Both of them are awesome. Ozzy is awesome. Dio is awesome. Hell, even Bieber is awesome.Because i touch myself at night.
Yes
No
Fuck no.
Logical argument. I concede.
Why does it turn into Ozzy vs Dio? Both of them are awesome. Ozzy is awesome. Dio is awesome. Hell, even Bieber is awesome.
