Fiery_penguin_of_doom Posts

I'd do the female captain falcon.

Look on the bright side Captain. If a device is ever made to change someones gender. You'd get laid a lot.

I'll be over there in a little bit to kill you. My car insurance needs to be paid.

Let me rephrase. I dislike religion. I hate monotheistic religion due to the fanatic ramblings of most of it's followers and their denial of scientific fact because it goes against their ancient book. Polytheistic is a lesser evil but, an evil I can live with.

I think those who follow a religion without question are inhibiting their ability to acquire scientific knowledge and add to the benefit of all mankind. For all the energy wasted on prayer I'm sure we could be one step closer to curing a deadly illness if that energy was directed properly. All the energy used to build a lavish church we could have built several homes.

Do I personally hate religious practitioners? No. Do I agree with the way the religious fight progress in the name of their "god" or gods? Absolutely not. For every good deed a religious person does to help the world there is another believer that is making the world take a step back whether by violence or using the law to suppress those who don't follow their belief.

I won't hate a person for believing in god. I'll still have a beer with you.

Figured you would go with Sharrigan like everyone else



Too bad their good version of Byakugan makes you blind

ok look im jus giving up my flirtatious ways i jus don't have the motivation to do it anymore.. :( sorry to let you all down *sits in corner*

EDIT: I retract my previous statement i will be the best damn flirter this site has ever and always will have seen!!!!!!!

also you better belive it girl :twisted:[/quote]

It's not the victory that counts Elfen. It's the thrill of the hunt..or in this case, the chase. Unless you chase every female around here it doesn't feel like home. Plus, you have to fail a few times before you succeed otherwise you'll never succeed in the first place.

It's a little old but, I like it and figured some people here may not have seen it.

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Why do cute things spread like a virus? Seriously, they spread like a contagious virus. If something is "awesome" then it spreads like aids but, if it is cute to the point of making your head explode then it's around the world in under 80 seconds.

You never hear of Hindu or wiccans (or various pagan groups) attacking progressive ideas. They don't fight abortions, stem cell research, gay marriage, etc. Wiccans don't give a shit about those sort of things and if they fight against anything it's ecological damages. Out of all the religions they would be closest to researching new methods to work in harmony with the environment such as using landfills as a source a methane gas to power homes.

Hell, when was the last time you heard of a Wiccan blowing up an abortion clinic?

Monotheists tend to have the idea that their religion and their god is correct and all others are wrong. Thus they spend their time fighting everything that doesn't follow their beliefs to the letter.

This will make me look like a dick and will further derail the topic but, the problem isn't religion; it's (non-liberal) Christianity and Islam. Those are the problems that slow down progress.

You're preaching to the choir my friend. I'm the last person that needs to be told about the evils of religions (my personal beef is with Monotheistic religions though)

We Atheists look like jerks because we "fight" or "oppose" religion and what does religion do at the very core? It gives people hope. Thus people see Atheists as stealing the hope that their lives aren't meaningless and that they can avoid death (Eternal life in heaven,reincarnation).

We are kind of getting off topic so to try to fix it: 2012 is a religious belief. Put as much merit into it as you would any other religion. Atheists scoff at the idea that a ancient race could predict the end of the world on a specific date. To me this is along the lines of the Armageddon in the bible in which a series of events occurs and the world ends.

This is not to say that all doomsday theories are religious. Theories on Global Warming, an asteroid striking the planet, the Yellowstone super volcano, etc.

We could debate whether of not the world will end in 2012 until my will to live collapses and I kill myself and even the we'd still have a year to go. If the world ends in 2012, you had a heads up and you should have you shit straightened out. If you don't believe in it then act normal.

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I find it kind of funny that HentaiElder doesn't have a title yet. We need to fix that.

After that many desu. Everyone who watched it started bleeding from every orifice and a couple had aneurysms. Apparently, it does not need more desu.

~Desu

Me wanty... :shock:

I know this is barely related but, one good thing about Harems is you aren't cold after sex. Everyone cuddles up like hamsters. Not to mention the naked bodies pressed against you. Damn, I miss high school.

Next time or if that ever happens when they get off the phone just say something along the lines of "How is your mom? She was good last night". I know it's childish and kind of a dick more but, prick like them are good targets for that sort of thing.

As long as it makes Elfen sound good he can do whatever you want. He could probably kick Chunk Norris's Ass.

You'd shit yourself if you saw my collection. If I had invested that money in the stock market wisely. I would be retired by now or pretty damn close to it.

Oh c'mon! I say your a charming guy and you feel bad? Do I need to verbally abuse you to make you feel good? Woo the ladies with your superior linguistic skills damn-it!

@Mattarat: I didn't say all British men did that. Elfen just has the libido of the entire teenage population of the developed world and by that I mean, with a little motivation Elfen could fuck through concrete and still have the drive to fuck the harem of his dreams.

As do I. You can't honestly expect I played magic for over six years and expect I wouldn't have the cards related to penguins.

Partly from this



And that for a while I used to always add "of doom" to everything. A couple of minor details later I become the Fiery_penguin_of_doom.