Fiery_penguin_of_doom Posts

When I am out in public I dress very differently from what I wear around the house. Outside I wear cloths that show off my physique. I have the typical "broad at the shoulders" kind of look and I wear cloths that suit that look. What I meant by the other comment was that while I am at home I basically remind myself of L from Death Note. While I doubt I'll ever be as perceptive, intelligent, awesome as he is I do put myself in the mind of him physically.

Also on the comment of me wearing a polo shirt. Thank whatever god or gods you believe in for fact that you are not in a place I can reach you :evil:. (Hint: I hate polo shirts, I hate suits and all similar clothing. Ralph Lauren, GAP, Tommy Hilfiger and all those other "popular" brands make me see red.)

Physically, I tend to blow the first impression because I say something stupid or I say something that is offensive to all but a small group of friends. That is where I fail in person so that isn't what we need to discuss.

My statement is more about the first message on a dating site or similar first impressions that don't involve physical interactions.

@Nacho: You have too much faith for people within any radius of this area. The pickings are slim for anyone who doesn't want a girl to go fishing or "muddin" with. I live in Georgia for fuck's sake. The few "intellectual" girls I tend to find are usually so liberal that they make hippies look like nazi fascist. Something is wrong with the water in Georgia.

The pentagon won't allow you to use their über server. I'm also sure the price tag for a few pSeries 690 servers is a weee bit outside of Jacob's budget. Last time I checked the sticker price of one of those it was $761,878.

more info is here
http://www-03.ibm.com/systems/p/hardware/whitepapers/power4.html

You let them live? I am very disappointed in you Yushi. Deeply disappointed.

You are my polar opposite. I have a disheveled looked, jeans, and a t-shirt. Though while I am out an about I'm still in jeans and a T-shirt. My hair is combed and such.

My problem is also includes online first impressions. Dating sites and such, on a forum I have many chances to mend my image when I make a mistake. While talking with someone it is a lot harder to fix your mistakes.

Expand that idea. Think of how many people in the world are masturbating or having sex at the same time everyday.

You are so mean. How dare you take that little old lady's medication or grocery money. /sarcasm

You should have gone as The Heath Ledger version of The Joker. "Why so serious?"

I can form an intelligent argument. I can explain things very well. I'm complimented on my verbal skills and articulation but, once I try to talk with a girl. I become as stupid as a fool and I make about as much sense as the United States tax code. First impressions are my Achilles heel.

Welcome to the forums. I think you and I shall get along since you have such awesome taste in avatar (Konata=win)

I suck at them. No, seriously, I fucking suck at first impressions. I have had feeling for a girl for the longest time but, after my initial rejection I kept my hopes up on sheer nativity. When her best friend is your ex and that ex has told some pretty damning and outrageous lies but, because of the way others see her "she can do no wrong". You know the type that everyone thinks is so innocent that they could kill a dozen people and claim "self defense".

Seeing the chances of ever climbing out of the dreaded "friend zone". I gave up and decided to look for something else. Then I came across this little beauty



She lives in a nearby city, is a year my younger ,from what I know she has ambitions and aspirations for her life. I contacted her and I believe I failed...hard.

Apparently, dating is hard for an Atheist. My first impression abilities are so poor that I rarely get past the initial interaction. Overall, it just sucks or I just suck at dating. Here are a few "reasons" I get shot down 1) "You're an Atheist. I can't date someone like you" 2). They are not interested (understandable) 3). I don't appear to meet their standards. I honestly think some of the women out there expect me to piss wine and shit gold bricks! It's not just her, I have huge problems getting past the first impression with girls. I dated my first girl because she thought my bashful and nervous reactions were cute. The others, lets just say. In hindsight I wouldn't make that mistake again even if I was so shitfaced drunk that my blood was slightly more flammable than napalm.

Since it impossible to properly analyze oneself or analyze one's methods. I have a question for my fellow Fakkuza. How do/did you survive the first impression?

I rephrase my statement. "The girls who are already cute get even cuter when they are crazy. That cuteness is in proportion to the amount of crazy that person has."

Look we're trying to kill Red Rangers not fucking Jedi.

You would be unconscious because I would have cracked a wooden bat over your head and run off with the money.

Since the time that I have a poor memory of anything over six weeks. I guess it was someone else. Who? I can't remember.

Fine, to make amends. Picture one of these girls feeling you up instead.

http://images.google.com/images?q=hot%20girl&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

That doesn't make me want to sail the seven seas, drink rum, do port of (booty) call, or any of the like. Though I does make me want to wreck up the place.

Alestorm on the other hand. Make me want to sail the seven seas, drink rum ,etc all with my fellow Fakkuza

Nah, she just wanted to feel ya up. The five bucks was hush money or a tip. You know like how girls like to tip male dancers just to get to touch them.

I would return it. Though, I had a similar situation where I found a $100 bill on the ground in a grocery store. Couldn't find someone nearby who I figured it belong to so I just kept it.

Events like these can make us question our stance on karma and luck.

military kind of beat me too it.



Though my hand held one isn't as strong. I can still cook a roast with it.

I'm rather proud to know the fact that at least one of my peers looks at me as an intelligent person. Good to know all my years to self education are paying off.

Side note: Never dismiss anything. Even if you don't believe it to be true you have to handle all hypothesis, theory and fact in the same objective tone. Even though I personally don't believe in Nostradamus, Merlin, or the I ching but, I'll keep an open mind. Once dec. 21. 2012 hits and we are still alive. I'll be having a drink with some friends celebrating that fact the world didn't end.