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When I get asked by my younger cousins how to play a game in the "old Gameboy".

Comedy. There's too much going on in my life - work, responsibilities, and such, sometimes I want to read/watch things that can take some of that stress and give me some fits of laughter along the way.

Other genres, I subscribe to when I feel like it. You know, like food. You don't always have the hankering for steaks.

Maybe 20 on that list... if the artwork's to my liking I put it on my tentative list right away. But most of it probably will be chopped off my watchlist after 3 episodes. My new additional watching policy is 3 episodes judgment period - I watch a series (if possible, without any prior knowledge of its story or most of its plot) for 3 episodes, if I don't like it after 3 episodes I just drop it. Otherwise I'll watch until the end.

I think I was straightedge until I was 12 and had my first taste of beer.

Let's see for now... yep, I don't smoke, I don't take drugs that are listed as illegal by my country's government, and... nope, I still drink alcoholic beverages. Who the fuck should tell me that I shouldn't drink Jack Daniels because he fucking doesn't. But I try really hard not to drink in excess, because IMO discipline is something you must have when you decide to drink these types of beverages.

The PG version, I might add.

Daniel Bryan running away from a double cheeseburger.

Yep. Daniel Bryan said in multiple interviews he adopted it from Diego Sanchez. He watches UFC, and when Sanchez did that shtick it annoyed him, so he incorporated it into his heel character.



Although in ironic fashion, it caught on to the fans. And it got Daniel Bryan some additional merchandise that's guaranteed to sell out in a day.

This is a long answer to meltme's so I spoilered it. It's fun dissecting these.

Two things we learned from Raw:

1. Fans have a finely tuned bullshit detector, and they know what's up. Hearing the YES chants from the crowd and sticking it to the live show, maybe someone in the back gets the hint.
2. Here comes the pain.

Just seeing the Trips/Taker match made WM worth it as a whole. I mean, complete package - storytelling, drama, not to mention every bit of action took hold of your attention. A master class of old-school wrestling to all those younger wrestlers in the back. And it was poignant too - all three symbolic icons of the 90s WWF era, Shawn Michaels, Triple H and Undertaker, walking out to the curtain. Maybe it's really what was advertised, a fitting end to an era.

Other notes:
- I don't believe the bullshit the dirt sheets say about "trying to beat a record" in the Sheamus-Bryan match. I mean, the record (god, do I have to mention it) done by Fake Diesel and Swagger's Soaring Eagle of 8 seconds (WM24) for the ECW title was by far the most douchebag WM move of WWE. Technically, it made a record - the shortest WHC title match in Wrestlemania history. But for all intents and purposes, in my opinion this was the match designed to have post-WM implications, because unlike Chavo's, something happened before Bryan got the Brogue Kick. I do feel sorry for Bryan, his WM moment was wearing the most awesome coat that's going to end up on Mattel's Wrestlemania toy line.

- Cody wore the second most awesome coat this WM. I kind of liked Taker's, but it was too dark and spiky. And something I have to say - nice baller haircut, Deadman. Finally getting new hairstyle tips in Death Valley?

- Punk vs Jericho ended up the most technically sound match of the event. Lots of back-and-forth exchanges, and I enjoyed watching it. Although this is another one of those matches designed to have post-WM implications.

- Big Show wins the IC title for the first time. Good for him, a new title to his home's title cabinet. I actually like the IC Title, it looks like a world title unlike the US Title. Maybe this is just to get Cody off the midcard and make him win the bigger prize. I think MITB can do that to him, but reportedly Barrett's in line to win it. Hope he gets drafted to Raw.

- Foolski. Chasing after a hoeski ended up you losing the match for your broskis, Zack. Bye, Longski. Enjoy a temporary vacation while Laryngitis runs both shows to excitement levels commonly seen in TNA tapings.

- Rock vs Cena was enjoyable, although it was like having sour cream for chips and wishing you had creme fraiche instead. Lots of parts where the audience really got into the match, and it was as advertised. Although this is the part where Vince sells in the mystery after WM - what now? We'll find out, on Monday Night Raw's WM fallout show!

- I forgot about the divas match and Kane/Orton. Filler matches.

Overall it was a nice WM, arguably much better than last year (Miz? Come on, people remember that Rock leveled Cena during the match more than that Miz won).

Maybe it's an April Fools prank. Never saw that "uploaded fake picture of ShindoL" thingy anywhere over the past few months.

Regarding the movies... the first one is from the first episode of "Valkyrie Choukyou Semen Tank no Ikusa Otome 10-nin Shimai" (2 episodes in all), and the second one is from the third episode of "Beat Blades Haruka" (3 in all).

So, the final RAW of the WWE calendar year. And all I felt was the environment saying "Fuck this RAW, let's go to Wrestlemania".

- Thank God RAW opened with a match. A nice one, although it ended with the classic bitch-terruption.
- Sad to see Christian lose his WM spot. WWE reports Christian re-aggravated his neck injury, which is kind of believable given he got the Vise treatment from Punk and he came from, well, a neck injury, but odd given it's days before WM and they could have just gave him the 'ol Bret Hart @ Summerslam treatment (you know, quick ring action and quick elimination). And McIntyre gets the paycheck instead.
- So Miz gets a WM spot. And there goes Mr. Excitement's team.
- Curt Hawkins is fast becoming the go-to guy for a Brodus Clay squash match.
- I want to know who Booker T's suit tailor is. I mean, you can trade punches, hit an axe kick and do a spin-a-roonie in that suit and pants? Color me impressed, that must be some tough fabric.
- Rock and Cena's final confrontation. For all it's worth, I want to see them kick each other's ass at WM.

Looking forward to still being here for the next millionth post.

Once WWE runs out of nostalgia acts to use. Although time is running short, since it's already evident Undertaker can't wrestle full-time anymore. Last time he wrestled was in last year's WM.

8/10

Reminds me of a song by the band "America".

Hippocrates.

Licky licky.

Welcome back. Looking forward to your future endeavors.