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Teclo wrote...
This happens thousands of times every night in every country. Your friend just got unlucky and met someone who told their parents for no fucking reason whatsoever. The reason the statutory rape law works so well is that if they girl really does want sex, she generally won't go on to tell her parents - so only the ones who were somehow coerced into it and feel bad afterwards will report it.She lied and misled the guy. Any jurisdiction that gives the same punishment to a guy who failed do a full *fuckin* background check as the guy who went out and kidnapped little girls to fuck 'em is seriously wrong.
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Rothen wrote...
Nachbar wrote...
Do exactly what Sindalf said and get CCCP and CoreAVC 2 for a pleasant experience. Out of the box it looks and performs great. You can also pursue other customization options if you wish to try to get it to look even better. Using the denoise and edge sharpen filters together in media player classic looks absolutely wonderful. And if you use its subtitle renderer you can bump up the resolution of that and specify how much to buffer to make it look and perform great. I would only use VLC if it was a last resort and nothing else worked.^This. I can't agree more, VLC has some issues with buffering (I think this is the case) and I often see little squares and crap in it. Media player classic works perfectly whereas I get some issues with VLC.
Also if you are using linux, I recommend you use gnome-mplayer a frontend for mplayer that runs everything perfectly over VLC. It can't do the fancy image sharpening (I have yet to find one that does) but it's the most convenient one with enough features that I have found.
Mplayer can do *anything*...
...you just have to configure it.
http://www.mplayerhq.hu/DOCS/HTML/en/index.html
User friendly and Mplayer are not to be used in the same sentence.
SMPlayer can help you do the most common configurations.
http://smplayer.sourceforge.net/
Still under Windows I suggest using CCCP first. (I only use Mplayer for stubborn or borked files).
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Fate-Stay Night (Gold Rush) - Femme Fatale [SaHa]
<Franchise> (<Mangaka>) - <Title> [<Translator>]
<Franchise> (<Mangaka>) - <Title> [<Translator>]
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You might have a rootkit, anti virus software can't always remove those.
Check it with GMER:
http://www.gmer.net/
Check it with GMER:
http://www.gmer.net/
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Catastrophe_DX wrote...
lelouch20 wrote...
ahh ok thanks, so jacob my firefox version is v 3.6.2 very newest one and this stupid issue keeps happening, forcing me to erase cookies..I didn't place any cookies on Fakku...
Anyway, where do I erase them? Do I have to erase all of them?
<Facepalm>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTP_cookie
In Firefox press Ctrl-Shift-Delete, select cookies, Detele now.
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GameON wrote...
Women don't get off on penetration. Only way to stimulate and make sex actually somewhat enjoyable for women is to stimulate their vaginal area with either your fingers or tongue.Not necessarily true. I got off my ex-girlfriend through penetration, so it's possible. Though you'll have to experiment and see what gets her going...
...also take it slow and short on the strokes first. That way you'll last long enough to find out.
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Nashrakh wrote...
Really cool guide. I would need ages to format my collection for this to work, though... ;_;You can use this with other formatting too, you just need to modify the "find & replace" parameters. If you post the format you use I can help you.
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Subtitle workshop.
It's simple, and it lets you write the sub as you watch whatever you're working on and can do most required operations.
It's simple, and it lets you write the sub as you watch whatever you're working on and can do most required operations.
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crimson875 wrote...
im looking for a free converter, that can convert mp4,flv,etc, into ntsc formatAs far as I know there is no "NTSC" format on computers as they all do progressive display. What you might be looking for is MPEG-2 encoding for an NTSC television, that runs at 29.97 FPS.
However without knowing your playback setup it's going to get really complicated. What I can tell you in advance is that there is no "good" solution for all formats. If you want (or *need*, though I have doubts about that) true NTSC video you'll have to do some serious tricks with the video like a 3:2 pulldown or something more if your source was PAL and hence runs at 25 FPS.
So, what do you want to play your video on, what formats does it support and what kind of files would you like to convert?
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Summary moved to end of the thread.
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Nashrakh wrote...
Cool pics. Love the hen-tie shirt, everybody needs one. So rad.How many of your friends know what it means?
Almost all of them. The ones in the picture are from a Hungarian anime forum, so they know I'm into hentai. BTW this was a new year's party.
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Nah, the world won't end like that.
Let's see...
Some couple of billion years later the Sun will go Nova and obliterate the Earth.
OK. How about the end of the universe?
All suns go nova (or go brown dwarf), then matter itself falls apart and the universe goes out with a whimper in heat death.
Let's see...
Some couple of billion years later the Sun will go Nova and obliterate the Earth.
OK. How about the end of the universe?
All suns go nova (or go brown dwarf), then matter itself falls apart and the universe goes out with a whimper in heat death.
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How to create a hentai catalog!
I will create a create a text file, then make a csv file from it and import it into Excel. Finally I'll write a couple of useful excel functions that'll help me find duplicate entries in my catalog.
UPDATE! I've found a better way to make csv files, the guide has been updated with the new method that uses Windows own scripting instead and doesn't need Word.
Setting Up
Name your folders/files (if you archive them) according to some rigid scheme. This time we will use mine. My Windows is Hungarian, but you should find everything familiar and I'll always try to name what I do in English:

a) Hentai Doujinshi
Franchise (Author) - Title [Translator]
b) Hentai Manga & Original Doujinshi
Author - Title [Translator]
The crossed-out part was for the old csv guide.
Nowadays I use this naming scheme:

Franchise {Author} - Title [Translator]
I do this, because this way I can keep all entries (both doujinshi and original work) in a single database with common formating. For eromanga or doujinshi with original setting I just write "Original" into the Franchise field.
New CSV Guide
[size=14]1. A VB Script to switch out characters in a text file.[/h]
First, we make a vb script file that we'll use to make our csv files:
Put this into note-pad as save as "replace.vbs".
This script looks for a specific character in a text file and replaces it with another. We'll use it, to replace the characters you normally use to denote specific parts of a file name (ie. artist is always between {}) with semi-colons (;).
[size=14]2. Next we write a batch file, to process our list files.[/h]
Put this into note-pad and store it as "csv.bat". I keep this in a separate batch file, so whenever I need to make a list I can just call this with the right parameters.
All it does is call the vb script we wrote numeral times and replace varios characters. See that "%1" there? That means this batch file will need a parameter when calling it.
A csv file is a list of records that Excel (or other database/spreadsheet) software can access. Each record ends with an EOF character, and the fields are divided by semi-colons.
Since a listing by windows already separates items with EOF if we can change the characters that denote the different parts of the file/directory name we can get a useable csv file.
This only works with my own naming scheme!
Franchise {Artist} - Title [Translator]
If you use a different naming scheme, you'll have to modify the script!
Ie. If you used Artist (Franchise) - Title and kept your stuff in .rar files, you'd have to replace " (" (yes, you need to get rid of the space too!) with ";" then ") -" with ";" finally ".rar" with "" (empty as we don't need that end of the file).
[size=14] 3. Finally we make the list of directory where our hentai is, then process it with our other batch file.[/h]
You'll have to replace PATH with where you keep your stuff! (ie. C:\My Documents and Setting\User\Documents\Hentai. The batch file will create the new csv file where you run it.
Put this into note-pad and save it as "make-list.cmd".
When you want to create your csv (and text listing file), just run this file.
Old guide on making the CSV file
Mucking around in Excel
If I did everything right, then I should be able to open up this file in excel and a table will greet me:

After correcting some minor errors, (which are easy to find. Just go along the last column and see if there are any extra or missing entries. These are likely due parsing errors you (or in this case me) made during the conversion above or as even more likely the original file or folder didn't follow your naming scheme), it's time to set things up. I create the field headers:

Notice that I created 3 empty fields. I will use these to detect whether there is a duplicate entry in the database.

Before I move on, I'll have to create some self-expanding dynamic named ranges. This will ensure that I can just expand my database without having to rewrite and reapply my parameters each time I add to it.
It's easier than it sounds. This is how:

Go into Add-->Name-->Define.

Write a name, for me it'll be "Artist".
Then write this into the Refers to Box:
"=OFFSET($B$1,0,0,COUNTA($B:$B),1)"
In the above line, B refers to the B column where I have the "Artists" listed. If you have it in a different column, you'll have to write its letter there.
If your spreadsheet has has more than one worksheet , you have to define the range for each sheet and you'll have to name it '< Sheet >'!< Range > and write Refers to as:
"=OFFSET('< Sheet >'!$B$1,0,0,COUNTA('< Sheet >'!$B:$B),1)"
Likewise I'll add another range for the Full name.
Write a name, for me it'll be "FName".
Then write this into the Refers to Box:
"=OFFSET($G$1,0,0,COUNTA($G:$G),1)"
You can read more about Dynamic Ranges here:
http://www.ozgrid.com/Excel/DynamicRanges.htm
Time to write the functions. First I'll assemble the full name to search for duplicate entries. I write this into G2 (the first data row in the Full Name field):

=A2 & " (" & B2 & ") - " & C2 & "[" & D2 & "]"
...and I drag fill the rest of the rows. (Just double-click where I indicated).
Next, Duplicates. I write this into E2 (the first data row in the Duplicate field)::
"=IF(COUNTIF(FName,$G2)>1,"TRUE","FALSE")"
...and I drag fill the rest of the rows.
If there's a duplicate entry somewhere in the database than this field will be "TRUE".
Next, Duplicate Under a Different Name. What does this do? One thing I frequently encountered is that there is no set way of writing a Japanese manga-ka's name in English, so frequently his name will be written as < Firstname > < Sirname> or vice versa < Sirname > < Firstname >. I wanted to find if I had an entry where the same manga-ka was already used but with a different order.
Writing this function was a bitch, as I had to evaluate several things. First I had to detect whether there was more than one word in the field. If not, a duplicate entry can't be found under a different name. Then I had to evaluate whether the manga-ka first and last name were the same (due some inane pseudo name like "Muchi Muchi" or something).
So here's the function. I write this into D2 (the first data row in the Duplicate field):
"=IF(ISERR(SEARCH(" ",$B2,1)),"FALSE",IF(OR(COUNTIF(Artist,CONCATENATE(MIDDLE($B2,SEARCH(" ",$B2,1)+1,LEN($B2))," ",LEFT($B2,SEARCH(" ",$B2,1)-1)))<1,MIDDLE($B2,SEARCH(" ",$B2,1)+1,LEN($B2))=LEFT($B2,SEARCH(" ",$B2,1)-1)),"FALSE","TRUE"))"
...and I drag fill the rest of the rows.
Finally I want Excel to automatically highlight errors. I select all the data. (I go to A2, then press Ctrl-right,then Ctrl-down), then I select Format-->Conditional Formating.

I write the following entries

"Formula is" --> =$E2="TRUE" --> Set up formatting for duplicate entries
"Formula is" --> =$F2="TRUE" --> Set up formatting for duplicate under different name.
You can read more about conditional formatting here:
http://www.contextures.com/xlCondFormat02.html
I will create a create a text file, then make a csv file from it and import it into Excel. Finally I'll write a couple of useful excel functions that'll help me find duplicate entries in my catalog.
UPDATE! I've found a better way to make csv files, the guide has been updated with the new method that uses Windows own scripting instead and doesn't need Word.
Setting Up
Name your folders/files (if you archive them) according to some rigid scheme. This time we will use mine. My Windows is Hungarian, but you should find everything familiar and I'll always try to name what I do in English:

a) Hentai Doujinshi
Franchise (Author) - Title [Translator]
b) Hentai Manga & Original Doujinshi
Author - Title [Translator]
The crossed-out part was for the old csv guide.
Nowadays I use this naming scheme:

Franchise {Author} - Title [Translator]
I do this, because this way I can keep all entries (both doujinshi and original work) in a single database with common formating. For eromanga or doujinshi with original setting I just write "Original" into the Franchise field.
New CSV Guide
[size=14]1. A VB Script to switch out characters in a text file.[/h]
First, we make a vb script file that we'll use to make our csv files:
Const ForReading = 1
Const ForWriting = 2
strFileName = Wscript.Arguments(0)
strOldText = Wscript.Arguments(1)
strNewText = Wscript.Arguments(2)
Set objFSO = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
Set objFile = objFSO.OpenTextFile(strFileName, ForReading)
strText = objFile.ReadAll
objFile.Close
strNewText = Replace(strText, strOldText, strNewText)
Set objFile = objFSO.OpenTextFile(strFileName, ForWriting)
objFile.WriteLine strNewText
objFile.Close
Const ForWriting = 2
strFileName = Wscript.Arguments(0)
strOldText = Wscript.Arguments(1)
strNewText = Wscript.Arguments(2)
Set objFSO = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
Set objFile = objFSO.OpenTextFile(strFileName, ForReading)
strText = objFile.ReadAll
objFile.Close
strNewText = Replace(strText, strOldText, strNewText)
Set objFile = objFSO.OpenTextFile(strFileName, ForWriting)
objFile.WriteLine strNewText
objFile.Close
Put this into note-pad as save as "replace.vbs".
This script looks for a specific character in a text file and replaces it with another. We'll use it, to replace the characters you normally use to denote specific parts of a file name (ie. artist is always between {}) with semi-colons (;).
[size=14]2. Next we write a batch file, to process our list files.[/h]
cscript replace.vbs "%1" " [" ";"
cscript replace.vbs "%1" "[" ""
cscript replace.vbs "%1" "] " ";"
cscript replace.vbs "%1" "]" ""
cscript replace.vbs "%1" " {" ";"
cscript replace.vbs "%1" "} - " ";"
cscript replace.vbs "%1" ".zip" ""
cscript replace.vbs "%1" "[" ""
cscript replace.vbs "%1" "] " ";"
cscript replace.vbs "%1" "]" ""
cscript replace.vbs "%1" " {" ";"
cscript replace.vbs "%1" "} - " ";"
cscript replace.vbs "%1" ".zip" ""
Put this into note-pad and store it as "csv.bat". I keep this in a separate batch file, so whenever I need to make a list I can just call this with the right parameters.
All it does is call the vb script we wrote numeral times and replace varios characters. See that "%1" there? That means this batch file will need a parameter when calling it.
A csv file is a list of records that Excel (or other database/spreadsheet) software can access. Each record ends with an EOF character, and the fields are divided by semi-colons.
Since a listing by windows already separates items with EOF if we can change the characters that denote the different parts of the file/directory name we can get a useable csv file.
This only works with my own naming scheme!
Franchise {Artist} - Title [Translator]
If you use a different naming scheme, you'll have to modify the script!
Ie. If you used Artist (Franchise) - Title and kept your stuff in .rar files, you'd have to replace " (" (yes, you need to get rid of the space too!) with ";" then ") -" with ";" finally ".rar" with "" (empty as we don't need that end of the file).
[size=14] 3. Finally we make the list of directory where our hentai is, then process it with our other batch file.[/h]
You'll have to replace PATH with where you keep your stuff! (ie. C:\My Documents and Setting\User\Documents\Hentai. The batch file will create the new csv file where you run it.
dir "PATH" /B /ON > list-new-doujinshi.txt
copy list-new-doujinshi.txt list-new-doujinshi.csv
call csv.bat list-new-doujinshi.csv
copy list-new-doujinshi.txt list-new-doujinshi.csv
call csv.bat list-new-doujinshi.csv
Put this into note-pad and save it as "make-list.cmd".
When you want to create your csv (and text listing file), just run this file.
Old guide on making the CSV file
Spoiler:
Mucking around in Excel
If I did everything right, then I should be able to open up this file in excel and a table will greet me:

After correcting some minor errors, (which are easy to find. Just go along the last column and see if there are any extra or missing entries. These are likely due parsing errors you (or in this case me) made during the conversion above or as even more likely the original file or folder didn't follow your naming scheme), it's time to set things up. I create the field headers:

Notice that I created 3 empty fields. I will use these to detect whether there is a duplicate entry in the database.

Before I move on, I'll have to create some self-expanding dynamic named ranges. This will ensure that I can just expand my database without having to rewrite and reapply my parameters each time I add to it.
It's easier than it sounds. This is how:

Go into Add-->Name-->Define.

Write a name, for me it'll be "Artist".
Then write this into the Refers to Box:
"=OFFSET($B$1,0,0,COUNTA($B:$B),1)"
In the above line, B refers to the B column where I have the "Artists" listed. If you have it in a different column, you'll have to write its letter there.
If your spreadsheet has has more than one worksheet , you have to define the range for each sheet and you'll have to name it '< Sheet >'!< Range > and write Refers to as:
"=OFFSET('< Sheet >'!$B$1,0,0,COUNTA('< Sheet >'!$B:$B),1)"
Likewise I'll add another range for the Full name.
Write a name, for me it'll be "FName".
Then write this into the Refers to Box:
"=OFFSET($G$1,0,0,COUNTA($G:$G),1)"
You can read more about Dynamic Ranges here:
http://www.ozgrid.com/Excel/DynamicRanges.htm
Time to write the functions. First I'll assemble the full name to search for duplicate entries. I write this into G2 (the first data row in the Full Name field):

=A2 & " (" & B2 & ") - " & C2 & "[" & D2 & "]"
...and I drag fill the rest of the rows. (Just double-click where I indicated).
Next, Duplicates. I write this into E2 (the first data row in the Duplicate field)::
"=IF(COUNTIF(FName,$G2)>1,"TRUE","FALSE")"
...and I drag fill the rest of the rows.
If there's a duplicate entry somewhere in the database than this field will be "TRUE".
Next, Duplicate Under a Different Name. What does this do? One thing I frequently encountered is that there is no set way of writing a Japanese manga-ka's name in English, so frequently his name will be written as < Firstname > < Sirname> or vice versa < Sirname > < Firstname >. I wanted to find if I had an entry where the same manga-ka was already used but with a different order.
Writing this function was a bitch, as I had to evaluate several things. First I had to detect whether there was more than one word in the field. If not, a duplicate entry can't be found under a different name. Then I had to evaluate whether the manga-ka first and last name were the same (due some inane pseudo name like "Muchi Muchi" or something).
So here's the function. I write this into D2 (the first data row in the Duplicate field):
"=IF(ISERR(SEARCH(" ",$B2,1)),"FALSE",IF(OR(COUNTIF(Artist,CONCATENATE(MIDDLE($B2,SEARCH(" ",$B2,1)+1,LEN($B2))," ",LEFT($B2,SEARCH(" ",$B2,1)-1)))<1,MIDDLE($B2,SEARCH(" ",$B2,1)+1,LEN($B2))=LEFT($B2,SEARCH(" ",$B2,1)-1)),"FALSE","TRUE"))"
...and I drag fill the rest of the rows.
Finally I want Excel to automatically highlight errors. I select all the data. (I go to A2, then press Ctrl-right,then Ctrl-down), then I select Format-->Conditional Formating.

I write the following entries

"Formula is" --> =$E2="TRUE" --> Set up formatting for duplicate entries
"Formula is" --> =$F2="TRUE" --> Set up formatting for duplicate under different name.
You can read more about conditional formatting here:
http://www.contextures.com/xlCondFormat02.html
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Ramsus wrote...
Well you can certainly play a soulknife as I'm pretty sure we had someone who was going to play one earlier. The list of books that we're using are earlier in the thread though if you have other books Sorrow might let you use those too.Edit: Seeing as how Audio hasn't replied I'm going to assume we're playing Saturday (which is technically today now) at 2PM Central (so 12 PST and 3PM Eastern and something else in other places where I don't know their timezones).
This is handy:
http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/time-zone/usa/central-time/
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Here is my second favorite:
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Arizth wrote...
Teclo wrote...
OH MANSo I went to Japan a few weeks ago. I went to a Japanese club on my own and was just dancing around to their music when some guy comes over to me. He explains "You have to dance in exactly the same way the DJ dances! Don't dance in your own way!" so I kind of go along with this. Then he says "Look, you can get with Japanese girls. I'll show you how" then just grabs two random Japanese girls and pushes them at me. Me and these two girls put our arms around each other and dance. This sort of shit carries on for a few hours until we're going around and just grabbing random Japanese girls who will then just make out with you. No more than making out, but just randomly kissing seems to be the norm.
Later I say to him "That was kind of weird, you grab an English girl like that and she'll just hit you" and he said "Yeah well Japanese girls are... kinder than western girls?"
That's kind of summed it up for me. In Japan, slut = kind. Non-slut = selfish.
Wait....seriously?
Oh, wow. That's more than a little fucked up.
Anyways.
I don't think any one culture...wait. Fuck, never mind. I was going to say, "Any one culture has the monopoly on abuse of wives", but then my head clicked, "Muslim dominated culture".
Alright. Let's try that again.
Tribly wrote...
I'm guessing you're that type that would listen to just about anything. This shit happens in any culture.^That really sums up anything I can say on the subject.
I mean, come now. Humanity being what it is, can we expect any different?
lelouch20 wrote...
Tribly wrote...
I'm guessing you're that type that would listen to just about anything. This shit happens in any culture.That happens in any male dominated society, meaning the whole world at present.
Unless I'm sorely misreading your statement, I'm just going to point out an old adage:
If female dominated cultures are so much better then male dominated, where are they?
[size=6] It occurs to me that I am feeling very, very petty right now. Oh, well. [/h]
I've had this feeling that matriarchal societies never actually existed. You had enlightened or liberal societies like ancient Egypt or the Minoan civilizations, but even in those cases this "view" of those cultures could be our own bias.
As this article on exile states in their article:
That God Who Hates Woman there is yet to be a documented society where woman weren't debased and treated as property.
I got this nagging feeling that the ideal "matriarchal" society is nothing more than and idealist escapist theory made by the liberal types who couldn't put up with the fact of how fucked up humanity is. They needed a "scapegoat" or some "-ism" to label as the cause of all these ills instead admitting that humans (or males in power) are bastards and abusing & using women isn't an aberration but the natural state of our wretched selves.
Until a little while ago all societies were muscle powered. All abstract power comes from the power to kill. Males always had more than women. Hence the state of our wretched affairs.
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The thing is in most of the cool and dangerous places that I'd like to visit I'd be killed pretty soon. Hmm... if I *had* to choose (and choose something that'd exciting but not a "safe" choice) I'd go with Record of Lodoss War.
Possessing even rudimentary knowledge of advanced technology could turn any modern day person into a power to reckon. Not as a warrior, but as an advisor or if you survive your initial bout as the "witch/wizard" as a statesman.
Introducing basic things like hygiene (with a rudimentary infection theory to back it up), printing press, workshop based manufacturing (instead guild apprenticeship) could change the world within a couple of decades. Add in more complicated stuff like firearms, steel production techniques, basic electric applications (Radio!) and you could conquer the world.
Even a computer expert like me could be useful. Imagine if information theory was applied to spells and magic. (Read Rick Cook's Wizardry books to find out how that could turn out)... or what a revolution I could cause by creating an administration that actually used hard data and was centralized instead a mere vassal system. Then we go into stuff like encryption and communication that could give a massive advantage to any army in the field. (No more intercepted (...or intercepted and understood!) messages in the field).
Possessing even rudimentary knowledge of advanced technology could turn any modern day person into a power to reckon. Not as a warrior, but as an advisor or if you survive your initial bout as the "witch/wizard" as a statesman.
Introducing basic things like hygiene (with a rudimentary infection theory to back it up), printing press, workshop based manufacturing (instead guild apprenticeship) could change the world within a couple of decades. Add in more complicated stuff like firearms, steel production techniques, basic electric applications (Radio!) and you could conquer the world.
Even a computer expert like me could be useful. Imagine if information theory was applied to spells and magic. (Read Rick Cook's Wizardry books to find out how that could turn out)... or what a revolution I could cause by creating an administration that actually used hard data and was centralized instead a mere vassal system. Then we go into stuff like encryption and communication that could give a massive advantage to any army in the field. (No more intercepted (...or intercepted and understood!) messages in the field).
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She has to relax. Use lube. Lots of lube. There's no such thing as too much lubrication when it comes to anal sex. Also she has to relax. It's worth saying twice.