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Flaser
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Ramsus wrote...
Two weeks have past and I have now forgotten whatever 2 your time was in PST. So when is 12? I can probably make that no matter what your answer is but it would be nice to know when to set my alarm for.Where do you live?
We used to play 14:00 CST (Central Standard Time), which was 20:00 GMT (Greenwich Mean Time).
12 CST would be 18:00 GMT.
Flaser
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Frankly I don't give a damn abour rep and think we could do without the whole hassle. If you want a "reputation" earn it... or get it anyway. Do you really want each and every little ADHD kid who comes onto the forum race each other for their own mayfly attention span?
If you're a regular, you're gone get to know people anyway.
If you're a regular, you're gone get to know people anyway.
Flaser
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_%28classification_of_human_beings%29
BTW I'm Hungarian so my genome is a total mish-mash. Originally the Carpathians were populated by Slavs then our "ancestors" (ha! I wonder how much of our current genome we share with "them") came and conquered the area. They were probably mongoloids. When the country took on Christianity we had a small influx of goths. Then we had various other people settle in the country under various pretexts under different kings - the biggest of these were to repopulate areas after the Tatar invasion - the Kuns, the Besenyők, the Saxons (not the same saxons who conquered the British Isles but their late descendants). These people (the original Slavs, the Hungarians and everyone else) intermingled. Then we had the Turkish conquest (1500-1700) which brought even more ethnicities to the area...
...so afterwards I think we had quite a mix.
BTW I'm Hungarian so my genome is a total mish-mash. Originally the Carpathians were populated by Slavs then our "ancestors" (ha! I wonder how much of our current genome we share with "them") came and conquered the area. They were probably mongoloids. When the country took on Christianity we had a small influx of goths. Then we had various other people settle in the country under various pretexts under different kings - the biggest of these were to repopulate areas after the Tatar invasion - the Kuns, the Besenyők, the Saxons (not the same saxons who conquered the British Isles but their late descendants). These people (the original Slavs, the Hungarians and everyone else) intermingled. Then we had the Turkish conquest (1500-1700) which brought even more ethnicities to the area...
...so afterwards I think we had quite a mix.
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jenslyn wrote...
Tribly wrote...
Space Cowboy wrote...
The best advice I've heard is to go do activities you enjoy, and to meet people while you do them. Get out and join groups that have similar interests to yours.Or you can rape someone, gather blackmail material and make her your girl.
^this.
raping someone at least secures you get sex, while the blackmail ensures that she will never leave you. Plus this scales up to more than one girl!
It'll also make sure you have lots of sex for the rest of your life. Though you'd better prepare with lube...
...and get into it. Eventually you'll only have soap, so you'd better be good at it.
Flaser
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Could we start a bit earlier? I'll have to get up earlier on Monday (it's +9 hours for me, so 14:00 CST is 21:00 (GMT+1)). How about 10:00?
Flaser
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Teclo wrote...
Klorofolun wrote...
...And how does one go about measuring this, exactly? I mean, most people wouldn't be willing to shove a ruler into their vagina just to see how big it is.Well obviously they put anything they like into their vagina, put their finger where it goes up to, take it out and then measure up to their finger.
And the average depth of women is 7 inches.
Oh? I heard it was 3 inches but it deepens during arousal. The person that told me that knows a thing or two about taking dick so she's probably right.
How to Measure Your Vagina, from Uncle Flaser!
Step 1:
Grab a dildo/vibrator. Like this one, the girls I tried this with really like it:

Step 2:
???

???
Step 3:
(^v^)'!

(^v^)'!
Step 3:
Mark/Grab the dildo at the edge.
Measure with tape.
(...alternatively, use your boyfriend. Post his stats here:
How to Measure Your Penis)
Flaser
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I'm 4 inches...
...flaccid. Before you freak out, no I don't have a huge one. It just never really shrinks. Beyond that I'm average.
...flaccid. Before you freak out, no I don't have a huge one. It just never really shrinks. Beyond that I'm average.
Flaser
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...or Hanaharu Naruco?
...or Juuzoh Minazuki?
Anyway from the list I like Cuvie the most.
...or Juuzoh Minazuki?
Anyway from the list I like Cuvie the most.
Flaser
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Hmmm...
How about something more sophisticated? Ever played System Shock (1)? Running it used to be a hassle, but you can find portable version nowadays that's just click-and-play.
EDIT: Here you go
http://www.strangebedfellows.de/index.php/topic,211.0.html
@JGFan - Fuck U! (...and have a nice day). :D
SS1 is a classic, even if you "video gamer kids" (who never played Space Invader in the shady corner of pub in an honest arcade machine, since you were born with a PS1 controller in your hand), can't appreciate it.
How about something more sophisticated? Ever played System Shock (1)? Running it used to be a hassle, but you can find portable version nowadays that's just click-and-play.
EDIT: Here you go
http://www.strangebedfellows.de/index.php/topic,211.0.html
@JGFan - Fuck U! (...and have a nice day). :D
SS1 is a classic, even if you "video gamer kids" (who never played Space Invader in the shady corner of pub in an honest arcade machine, since you were born with a PS1 controller in your hand), can't appreciate it.
Flaser
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It's not fake it's just not an alien.
My best bet is, that it's mummified corpse of either a fetus or a deformed child.
My best bet is, that it's mummified corpse of either a fetus or a deformed child.
Flaser
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100.00 GByte hentai (everything)
053.66 GByte hentai manga/doijinshi (from above)
My hentai manga/doujinshi catalog
053.66 GByte hentai manga/doijinshi (from above)
My hentai manga/doujinshi catalog
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Septin wrote...
Flaser wrote...
Septin wrote...
I would master the Longsword. If i can i will use dual longswords....another D&D nerd. The longsword is a two-handed weapon. What you're looking for is an arming sword. Though to be entirely honest people never called swords either.
Read more here:
http://www.thearma.org/
Nice way to offend someone. If someone does a mistake do you always act like this?
And for the record i dont play D&D.
I wasn't trying to be offensive, I was correcting something that you wrote which happens to be in my interest. If you followed the link I gave, you could be learning the way of the sword this very moment instead being offended.
OK. In the future I'll refrain from providing accurate and relevant info and will merely quote your whole post and say "I agree", "me too" or "I disagree" and maintain the status quo and quality of the thread.
Flaser
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Septin wrote...
I would master the Longsword. If i can i will use dual longswords....another D&D nerd. The longsword is a two-handed weapon. What you're looking for is an arming sword. Though to be entirely honest people never called swords either.
Read more here:
http://www.thearma.org/
Flaser
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Kyoshize wrote...
If it's gonna happen, then prepare for the worst, historical change(s)...That's what I concern for, people shouldn't breaking the law of time and space that God has created, even if they do it in the name of knowledge or whatsoever.
You don't understand Time Travel.
It either happens or it doesn't.
When doesn't matter.
If it exists then the Time Line is probably already tempered with.
Flaser
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You're a SLAVE, you just don't see it yet!

Going Postal
Mark's artiles on the Exiled.
"Ames takes a systematic look at the scores of rage killings in our public schools and workplaces that have taken place over the past 25 years. He claims that instead of being the work of psychopaths, they were carried out by ordinary people who had suffered repeated humiliation, bullying and inhumane conditions that find their origins in the "Reagan Revolution." Looking through a carefully researched historical lens, Ames recasts these rage killings as failed slave rebellions."-source article
"Why did it all start in that point in time, in the mid-1980s? Why did these shootings start then, and not in the 1970s or 1960s? What changed?
It wasn’t as though guns suddenly became legalized in the 80s, or that movies just started to get violent. No, what changed was the Reagan Revolution, and the massive transfer of wealth from the majority of America’s workforce up to the tiny plutocrat class. Reaganomics changed the corporate culture, and since we spend most of our lives working, it means our lives were changed–our lives were literally transferred into the offshore bank accounts and Aspen cabins of our bosses’ bosses. For the rich to get richer, they had to destroy the old corporate culture which emphasized a mutually beneficial relationship between company and employee, thereby limiting how obscenely rich they could get, and put in its place an ideology which dictated that companies only exist to enrich the executives and major shareholders. Workers could **** off and die if they didn’t like it. So from 1981 on, companies squeezed workers of their “unlimited juice” (in the words of GE’s former CEO “Neutron” Jack Welch, nicknamed that for his firing of 120,000 GE workers while he took in hundreds of millions of dollars in personal bonuses), firing them en masse and stripping more benefits from them whenever the executives and shareholders wanted to drive up their quarterly earnings a few cents. This kind of treatment pushed people to the brink. While the executives’ lives got better and better, the average American middle-class worker’s wages stagnated, their benefits were slashed, and their work hours soared. The rich got so rich that they even left the rich behind to create a new super-rich class of their own, creating what the New York Times called the “hyper-rich”"-source article

Going Postal
If Ward Cleaver were alive today, he'd rarely be home to see his wife and children; and when home, he'd an impossible crank, always getting called on the cellphone or buzzed on the Blackberry. The stress from seeing his health insurance get slashed would only be overshadowed by the fear caused by another round of white-collar downsizing and vicious memos from the senior executives implying that more fat way yet to be cut from the the company payrolls. Mr. Cleaver would work weekends and forego vacations, and likely vote Republican, forced to choose between the hypertension medicine and the blood-thinner pills since he can't afford both, not under the new corporate HMO plan... His anger and stress would push him into cursing Canada for being a hotbed of anti-American liberalism while at the same time he'd agonize over whether to order his medicines from their cheap online pharmacies. He'd have no time for imparting little moral lessons. "Not now, leave me alone," he'd grumble, washing down the last of his Cumadins with low-carb non-alcoholic beer while watching The O'Reilly Factor through clenched teeth. His wife June would be stuck at the three-day merchandising conference at Holiday Inn in Temple - if they weren't divorced by now - while the Beaver would be standing in front of his bedroom dresser mirror in his long black trenchcoat, clutching his homemade pipebombs, plotting revenge on Eddie Haskell and all other kids who call him "gay" and "*****" and make his life a living Hell.
Mark's artiles on the Exiled.
"Ames takes a systematic look at the scores of rage killings in our public schools and workplaces that have taken place over the past 25 years. He claims that instead of being the work of psychopaths, they were carried out by ordinary people who had suffered repeated humiliation, bullying and inhumane conditions that find their origins in the "Reagan Revolution." Looking through a carefully researched historical lens, Ames recasts these rage killings as failed slave rebellions."-source article
"Why did it all start in that point in time, in the mid-1980s? Why did these shootings start then, and not in the 1970s or 1960s? What changed?
It wasn’t as though guns suddenly became legalized in the 80s, or that movies just started to get violent. No, what changed was the Reagan Revolution, and the massive transfer of wealth from the majority of America’s workforce up to the tiny plutocrat class. Reaganomics changed the corporate culture, and since we spend most of our lives working, it means our lives were changed–our lives were literally transferred into the offshore bank accounts and Aspen cabins of our bosses’ bosses. For the rich to get richer, they had to destroy the old corporate culture which emphasized a mutually beneficial relationship between company and employee, thereby limiting how obscenely rich they could get, and put in its place an ideology which dictated that companies only exist to enrich the executives and major shareholders. Workers could **** off and die if they didn’t like it. So from 1981 on, companies squeezed workers of their “unlimited juice” (in the words of GE’s former CEO “Neutron” Jack Welch, nicknamed that for his firing of 120,000 GE workers while he took in hundreds of millions of dollars in personal bonuses), firing them en masse and stripping more benefits from them whenever the executives and shareholders wanted to drive up their quarterly earnings a few cents. This kind of treatment pushed people to the brink. While the executives’ lives got better and better, the average American middle-class worker’s wages stagnated, their benefits were slashed, and their work hours soared. The rich got so rich that they even left the rich behind to create a new super-rich class of their own, creating what the New York Times called the “hyper-rich”"-source article
Flaser
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WhiteLion wrote...
I have to agree with Razma here. Special interests often act regrettably, but limits we impose upon groups as to how they can band together and use resources to promote their message restrict speech. We can be bitter toward rich special interest groups for trying to promote agenda we don't like, but if we use the government to force them act in in certain ways or abridge their freedom, then we are going against our constitution.OK. Here's a novel concept: Freedom is not absolute. Freedom can only extend as far as it can, without interfering the freedom of others...
...and right now you're telling me that the "right of a corporation" to profit outweighs the freedom of the workers for a safe working environment, that it outweighs the right of workers for just working hours?
It's a corporation for fuck's sake! It's not a person. It doesn't have a mother, a father, a spouse or children to support. It only has share holders who will abandon it at the slightest discomfort and leave it like the cheap hooker it is. (That's the way it's supposed to be. Corporation should die and be born to revitalize the economy). There is *no* *whatsoever* function of a corporation that would directly serve the public. It's sole purpose is to turn a profit.
Unless the people put down guidelines and exercise stringent control over them, corporations will break any and all standards of community for a greater profit margin... cause that's how they're made and a CEO who won't do so will be fired and replaced by one who does. Why? Because the later made the company more successful.
WhiteLion wrote...
For example, a few years back, Maryland tried to pass a tax law that only applied to Walmart in order to force Walmart to change their employee benefits. Why? Well, mainly because a lot of people hated Walmart in concept. Of course they still shopped there, but the would protest store openings and talk about how Walmart abused its employees. Government should not be used like this to attack a particular unpopular albeit large and powerful corporation that wasn't actually breaking the law.
So it enforcing illegal working hours, abusing its employees by holding true to the letter of the law instead its spirit doesn't warrant *any* repercussions?
Beside how the fuck *are* we supposed to control and regulate corporations if not through the government? It's the government's fucking function: express our will, that is the will, "we the people".
Even if it isn't breaking the law if the public is outraged and finds their conduct appalling, then law makers should outlaw such conduct...
...except they won't since they've been bought with pocket money.
WhiteLion wrote...
Teachers' Unions too can't just be banned. The government can balk at their demands, pass right to work laws, and refuse to give them the contract they want for public schools, but I don't think it is right to just declare teachers' unions illegal. That infringes upon the teachers' rights to band together and collectively bargain.
I have to agree, except no union or no single party can ransom... and they *do* have a collective responsibility for the sad state of education.
WhiteLion wrote...
Not to mention that wouldn't improve schools anyways. The reason for so many bad teachers is that one is required to get lots of expensive degrees and certifications in order to be allowed to teach and then not payed very well to teach compared to other career options requiring similar types of degrees and levels of study. Sure, tenure is ridiculous, but simply getting rid of tenure and firing a lot of bad teachers will do little unless there is a supply of better teachers to replace them. As it is, programs like KIPP that do try to aggressive improve education are relying largely on TFA and other things that rely essentially on charity to supply them with talent. To increase the supply of teachers, we need to either lower the entry requirements or provide greater financial incentives, especially in fields like math and science where analyst jobs pay very well. And you tend to get what you pay for.
Funny thing is, most people *already* paid for an education. It's called *TAX*. It's a basic human right, not some privilege for the elite or wealthy.
It's also a cultural program, but don't tell me that the "no focken child left behind" program that impressed upon the schools and teachers the need to turn out satisfactory statistics - that they should rather pass a child through whatever means - than do their job and teach and prepare has *nothing* to do with the situation?
WhiteLion wrote...
Political spending is such a tough issue because money is power, but there's also an argument to be made that money is speech when used to advertise. Why should the government tell me how I can spend my own personal resources to broadcast a message?
Because you're just a single person. However that's not an adequate answer. Here's one: 10% of the population owns 55% of all the wealth. That 10% is a minority. Yet they're controlling the policy making. That's why.
Rule by 10% through propaganda is not democracy. That's mobocracy of the worst sort, a plutocracy of the few.
Flaser
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wall57 wrote...
if time machines existed you won't have freewill to change what you made in past or if you change something when you are back in future nothing has changed. What is done is done ...um it's more like that what has happened was already the result of your tampering.
Flaser
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I could probably attend on most Sundays.
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Ethil wrote...
Flaser wrote...
@Ethil: as good as that sounds that's unlikely to pass. What other source is there? We don't have 50 years to discover something new. We need it in 10 since we'll also need time to develop a whole new infrastructure around it.Oh there are many. Mainly one worth focusing on; electricity. Focus on developing better power plants and cars etc that can utilize electricity better.
Nuclear is another option for things that need a energy source with more impact than plain electricity. Not as good, as it is also a non-renewable source, but it'll hold of a while, time used to come up with other options.
Meh, I'm to tired to go into detail of what I'm thinking right now, just got home from work and are now going to sleep.
I hate to burst your bubble, but the problem is a lot graver than that. Electricity - as it is - is very dependent on fossil sources (coil, oil, gas), but instead nitpicking you to death I suggest a very good reading:
Sustainable Energy – without the hot air
It is a realistic look at renewable energy, it comes to the conclusion that things *could and should* be done, however it also admits that we don't yet have a long term solution just midterm actions that could buy us more time.
Nuclear energy is yet yet portable enough for public use - or the public can't be trusted with it. We'll have beta isotope sources in a while, but they're not powerful enough for industrial purposes only telecom & IT. (They're about as powerful as our current Li-ion batteries and can run for decades).
...however I'm a big proponent of nuclear energy as a whole as right now we're really cavalier about it. Most of the "spent" nuclear fuel in our current "once through" cycle could be still used if reprocessed, and even depleted uranium can be used if placed into a so called breeder reactor. (This isn't sci-fi or even proposed technology. We already had and operated such power plants). Thorium another non-fissionable but fertile material (like depleted uranium) could also be used in these reactors and we have massive untapped Thorium reserves.
razama wrote...
Nope, it was because the president of the usa surronded himself with yes men who said "yes sir, saddam hussien is in league with the Legion of Doom and the Grinch and are plotting to destroy Christmas just like you thought."Dudes, part of my job is logistics in the military. I see what we pay these chumps in money and food for their oil. We got a better deal under Saddam Hussein then we are now. Anyone look back at the 70s oil crisis? What ended it? Saddam Hussein selling us cheap oil right? What happened after we invaded the first time? Saddam Hussein raised prices, but said "I'll still sell to you cheaper then those other guys!"
Economics is the most powerful force in the world that not even standing armies can content with. We wouldn't waste a good deal for a gamble on a better one by going to war unless we had a DAMN good reason too. All the king's horses and all the king's men foolishly thought they did because you don't say no to a president with a 90% approval rating.
I have to both agree and disagree with you: America - "we the people" - had a better deal under Saddam. However the plutocracy that runs your country (the sum of the corporate world) got a better deal out of the Invasion than you think.
Look up what sort of government subsidies, massive paychecks they get from the whole deal. (Let's not go into over Haliburton). Also look at the laws in Iraq. They're an outrage and the dream of any exec who wants to make some quick buck and damn the consequences. Did you know that any upstart company in Iraq has to have an American partner who can then siphon off the profits from the country?
The American people have to pay a lot more for their oil than they did, even the oil companies only get a slightly better deal. However the public was also forced to pay for the whole endeavor while execs like Neutron Jack (of the Intel fame who fired tens of thousands of people leaving only barren buildings, hence the nickname) are profiteering off the lot of you.