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I call bullshit.
Outraged - (and most of the time Christian Fundamentalist funded) - feminist/child welfare civil groups have been trying this for a long time... to no avail.
The motion was several times slipped into jurisdiction to pass it as a "phantom law" or regulation... once again to no avail. The MPs or ministers always postponed in for "further refinement" or "clarification" (this is politico for thanks, but no thanks).
If western media really gets on their case then something *might* come of it, but since the average western voter has the attention of a Alzheimer ADHD cocker spaniel I highly doubt it.
Don't believe everything you read/watch/see in the media...
...or more like don't believe anything you read/watch/see in the media until you confirm it through reliable sources.
Outraged - (and most of the time Christian Fundamentalist funded) - feminist/child welfare civil groups have been trying this for a long time... to no avail.
The motion was several times slipped into jurisdiction to pass it as a "phantom law" or regulation... once again to no avail. The MPs or ministers always postponed in for "further refinement" or "clarification" (this is politico for thanks, but no thanks).
If western media really gets on their case then something *might* come of it, but since the average western voter has the attention of a Alzheimer ADHD cocker spaniel I highly doubt it.
Don't believe everything you read/watch/see in the media...
...or more like don't believe anything you read/watch/see in the media until you confirm it through reliable sources.
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OCD Hentai Collector
This is the one of the most upbeat and cute songs you'll ever hear!
http://nrgfree.sakura.ne.jp/flash/sispuri.swf
"Too bad" it's actual lyrics is the filthiest thing ever!
Nathaniel Bunkinsug 06/10/19(Thu)10:15 No.660
For all its denpa genkiness, this song happens to be the filthiest thing ever.
Phineas Funnernat 08/05/24(Sat)18:10 No.1727
1 Name: VIPPER : 2007-02-20 08:48
(I've given up trying to post this in the flashes section together with the Sispuri flash. It thinks I'm spamming it (Error: Duplicate file entry detected.) after a couple of failed attempts due to post size. Posted it in /b/, but things go by fast there. This board isn't BLUE, so I can't determine if green means "work safe" or not, so don't read further if you don't like H.)
I can't believe that people has refused to translate this BEAUTIFUL song. I sat up all night trying to piece together the closest translation I could come up with, using half the internet, knowing about as much japanese as a drunken fish. I got to the rap part, so it's about half the song. Somebody else could probably do the other half.
First there is a couple of lines of the song that you miss out on in the flash, but you'll recognize it soon enough.
PRETTY, PRETTY SISTER
Pretty, pretty sister?
Are you going to?
Are you going to?
I'm going to.
Yeees! Loudly!
Big brother! Big brother! Yes!
(Loudly, loudly, loudly!)
Big brother! Big brother! Yes!
(Loudly, loudly, loudly!)
Big brother! x 6
Yeees! (Loudly!)
For a moment close to midnight
(Yes! Yes! Yes!)
I can't forget the dirty things me and him were doing,
(Yes! Yes! Yes!)
his balls loaded, eyes shut,
(Yes! Yes! Yes!)
and I recall the mischievous fingertips.
(Yes! Yes! Yes!)
I love it. (The (fore)skin...)
Covering his penis (Let's peel it back...)
I clenched intensely, (Hey...)
wiping it ereeect. (Go!)
(Loudly!)
"Fellatio"! (Do you like it?)
...to make the "semen"! (...to drink.)
I'm disturbed and ashamed (a little)
but my big brother says that it's okay. (Oh my!)
Big brother! Big brother! Yes!
(Loudly, loudly, loudly!)
Big brother! Big brother! Yes!
(Loudly, loudly, loudly!)
If he feels embarrassed with his morning erection
(Yes! Yes! Yes!)
I'm his favorite titty-fuck,
(Yes! Yes! Yes!)
rubbing the large tip of his penis between my nipples
(Yes! Yes! Yes!)
and cover his cute shaft with my saliva.
(Yes! Yes! Yes!)
I love it. (He moooans!)
"Patience soup" (I like it.)
seems to leak (and therefore,)
it is given to me. (Huh! Big brother is hanging down.)
Louder!
Milk (or more like mashed beans)
is in my face. (It is thick.)
It looks like it's unpleasant (a bit).
Big brother, are you okay?
(Let's go!)
<RAP>
Chikusaho
Posted 1 year ago
This is very roughly and half-assedly done, and I don't feel like doing past the rant part atm, but here's something. It actually gets much dirtier. Gives you an idea at least.
(Yeah~ All right etc.)
When you're jacking it a little in the middle of the night
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
You stroke it to [thoughts of] titty banging me, right?
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
The sperm wells up in your balls and you close your eyes
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
And you remember being teased by my fingertips, right?
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
I love you (Foreskin?)
And all of your cock (It's changing color, huh?)
And your sack too (See?)
I'll make it sparkling clean for you (Here I go!)
(All right!)
Fellatio FUCK! (Feel good?)
Gulp down your semen! (I drank it!)
Oh come on, it's embarrassing
Forgive me, Onii-chan (No~)
Yeah!
Onii-chan
Onii-chan
(Yeah! All right etc.)
Onii-chan
Onii-chan
(Yeah! All right etc.)
If you're troubled by that morning wood
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
I'll let you titty fuck me like you love to do
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
I'll rub the shaft of your cock against my nipples
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
That spit-soaked head of yours is just so cute♪
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
I love you (Cock!)
Pre-cum (I love it!)
Is gonna leak out (So...)
I'll tease and pun-ish you~ (Jeez, Onii-chan!)
All right!
Squirt it on my boobs too! (Ah, more!)
Squirt it on my face too! (Wow, it's thick!)
I'll let you see my dirty face (Hehe)
This is good, right Onii-chan?
(Stroke~)
C'mon c'mon onii-chan, open your mouth and say "Aaa", say "aaa" Do you like it or hate it? (Oh!)
Spoiler:
http://nrgfree.sakura.ne.jp/flash/sispuri.swf
"Too bad" it's actual lyrics is the filthiest thing ever!
Nathaniel Bunkinsug 06/10/19(Thu)10:15 No.660
For all its denpa genkiness, this song happens to be the filthiest thing ever.
Phineas Funnernat 08/05/24(Sat)18:10 No.1727
1 Name: VIPPER : 2007-02-20 08:48
(I've given up trying to post this in the flashes section together with the Sispuri flash. It thinks I'm spamming it (Error: Duplicate file entry detected.) after a couple of failed attempts due to post size. Posted it in /b/, but things go by fast there. This board isn't BLUE, so I can't determine if green means "work safe" or not, so don't read further if you don't like H.)
I can't believe that people has refused to translate this BEAUTIFUL song. I sat up all night trying to piece together the closest translation I could come up with, using half the internet, knowing about as much japanese as a drunken fish. I got to the rap part, so it's about half the song. Somebody else could probably do the other half.
First there is a couple of lines of the song that you miss out on in the flash, but you'll recognize it soon enough.
PRETTY, PRETTY SISTER
Pretty, pretty sister?
Are you going to?
Are you going to?
I'm going to.
Yeees! Loudly!
Big brother! Big brother! Yes!
(Loudly, loudly, loudly!)
Big brother! Big brother! Yes!
(Loudly, loudly, loudly!)
Big brother! x 6
Yeees! (Loudly!)
For a moment close to midnight
(Yes! Yes! Yes!)
I can't forget the dirty things me and him were doing,
(Yes! Yes! Yes!)
his balls loaded, eyes shut,
(Yes! Yes! Yes!)
and I recall the mischievous fingertips.
(Yes! Yes! Yes!)
I love it. (The (fore)skin...)
Covering his penis (Let's peel it back...)
I clenched intensely, (Hey...)
wiping it ereeect. (Go!)
(Loudly!)
"Fellatio"! (Do you like it?)
...to make the "semen"! (...to drink.)
I'm disturbed and ashamed (a little)
but my big brother says that it's okay. (Oh my!)
Big brother! Big brother! Yes!
(Loudly, loudly, loudly!)
Big brother! Big brother! Yes!
(Loudly, loudly, loudly!)
If he feels embarrassed with his morning erection
(Yes! Yes! Yes!)
I'm his favorite titty-fuck,
(Yes! Yes! Yes!)
rubbing the large tip of his penis between my nipples
(Yes! Yes! Yes!)
and cover his cute shaft with my saliva.
(Yes! Yes! Yes!)
I love it. (He moooans!)
"Patience soup" (I like it.)
seems to leak (and therefore,)
it is given to me. (Huh! Big brother is hanging down.)
Louder!
Milk (or more like mashed beans)
is in my face. (It is thick.)
It looks like it's unpleasant (a bit).
Big brother, are you okay?
(Let's go!)
<RAP>
Chikusaho
Posted 1 year ago
This is very roughly and half-assedly done, and I don't feel like doing past the rant part atm, but here's something. It actually gets much dirtier. Gives you an idea at least.
(Yeah~ All right etc.)
When you're jacking it a little in the middle of the night
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
You stroke it to [thoughts of] titty banging me, right?
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
The sperm wells up in your balls and you close your eyes
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
And you remember being teased by my fingertips, right?
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
I love you (Foreskin?)
And all of your cock (It's changing color, huh?)
And your sack too (See?)
I'll make it sparkling clean for you (Here I go!)
(All right!)
Fellatio FUCK! (Feel good?)
Gulp down your semen! (I drank it!)
Oh come on, it's embarrassing
Forgive me, Onii-chan (No~)
Yeah!
Onii-chan
Onii-chan
(Yeah! All right etc.)
Onii-chan
Onii-chan
(Yeah! All right etc.)
If you're troubled by that morning wood
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
I'll let you titty fuck me like you love to do
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
I'll rub the shaft of your cock against my nipples
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
That spit-soaked head of yours is just so cute♪
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
I love you (Cock!)
Pre-cum (I love it!)
Is gonna leak out (So...)
I'll tease and pun-ish you~ (Jeez, Onii-chan!)
All right!
Squirt it on my boobs too! (Ah, more!)
Squirt it on my face too! (Wow, it's thick!)
I'll let you see my dirty face (Hehe)
This is good, right Onii-chan?
(Stroke~)
C'mon c'mon onii-chan, open your mouth and say "Aaa", say "aaa" Do you like it or hate it? (Oh!)
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I'd try system restore first.
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OCD Hentai Collector
This isn't a failsafe method and frankly I don't like Hentai Elder's method either.
His method works by copying stuff in binary mode as saving them as a file...
...it's risky and a hack. The result file won't conform to any real standard. It only works 'cause file archiver and image viewing programs can recover their own part.
Anyway, here is something that actually works and will keep your files safe even from a competent person:
http://www.truecrypt.org/
You install it, and create a virtual encrypted disk.
It can also show a "fake" disk - that your mom and everyone else can use - and only show the true content when you input the correct password.
His method works by copying stuff in binary mode as saving them as a file...
...it's risky and a hack. The result file won't conform to any real standard. It only works 'cause file archiver and image viewing programs can recover their own part.
Anyway, here is something that actually works and will keep your files safe even from a competent person:
http://www.truecrypt.org/
You install it, and create a virtual encrypted disk.
It can also show a "fake" disk - that your mom and everyone else can use - and only show the true content when you input the correct password.
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OCD Hentai Collector
This isn't a failsafe method and frankly I don't like Hentai Elder's method either.
His method works by copying stuff in binary mode as saving them as a file...
...it's risky and a hack. The result file won't conform to any real standard. It only works 'cause file archiver and image viewing programs can recover their own part.
Anyway, here is something that actually works and will keep your files save even from a competent person:
http://www.truecrypt.org/
You install it, and create a virtual encrypted disk.
It can also show a "fake" disk - that your mom and everyone else can use - and only show the true content when you input the correct password.
His method works by copying stuff in binary mode as saving them as a file...
...it's risky and a hack. The result file won't conform to any real standard. It only works 'cause file archiver and image viewing programs can recover their own part.
Anyway, here is something that actually works and will keep your files save even from a competent person:
http://www.truecrypt.org/
You install it, and create a virtual encrypted disk.
It can also show a "fake" disk - that your mom and everyone else can use - and only show the true content when you input the correct password.
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OCD Hentai Collector
Argentine wrote...
Depends on the type of shotgun.I rather have the striker though
http://members.shaw.ca/tmcveigh/Projects/GunRights/images/striker.jpg
I'd rather have your regular Ithaca or Remington pump-action.
Those auto shotguns are finicky, not that great things. (Including the SPAS). One of the best things about a shotgun is the sheer variety of shells you can use. With an auto-shotgun you loose the ability to quickly load a different type of shell and it's really unlikely that you could keep the gun on target in auto-mode.
http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=660793
"The concept of a fully-automatic shotgun has it's flaws. Namely the insane recoil of 12 gauge shells which are tough enough to control in a pump-action, but when you bring a cyclic rate of fire of 240 RPM things get crazy. Even if the Jackhammer's semi-auto-system soaks up a good deal of the recoil you'd have a hard time finding people who can hold on to such a device while it's rattling off. It doesn't help that it's magazines (oh, I'm sorry, I meant to say "Cassettes") hold only 10 rounds. What makes it worse is that those cassettes have to be made PERFECTLY, they have to be laser carved from a solid block of steel by the lightning bolts of Zeus himself for them to cycle more than 2 shots before jamming. This is probably why only 20 or so prototypes were ever made, only 2 of which were fully-automatic.
So obviously everyone and their mother would have one. Games like Fallout Tactics and Battlefield 2142 certainly think so, granted they both take place in alternate universes where the concept of an uncontrollable, heavy, overpriced, unreliable, full-auto 12 gauge doesn't sound stupid. It hasn't popped up everywhere, but where it has showed up it would have been touted as the ultimate PWNZERSCHREK SHOTTIE." - Bean-O
"So basically some guy in Rhodesia came up with an idea to make a shotgun that works like a revolver where there is a double-action-only trigger and a rotating cylinder that holds 12 rounds. To cycle these rounds through the cylinder you have to wind up the magazine. It's a bit of a pain to reload all 12 too since the magazine isn't removable. It's a pretty asinine way of firing a shotgun. You can get a lot of lead downrange pretty fast but reloading is a bitch, and you have to wind the damn magazine every couple shots. The gun was updated in the 80's with a system that ejected the empty shells automatically and the cylinder rotation system was redesigned. This gun (just as the first) was made in South Africa but now under a new name as the Reutech Protecta. It is used by the South African police and military but as with the SPAS it never really caught on outside it's country of origin. Well think about it. It holds 12 shots, shoots slightly faster than a pump-action and it LOOKS SCARY. Therefore it's the deadliest shotgun of all time and it PWNZERCHREKKS everything you can like lean out of a car and hose down EVERYTHING in sight in less than a second only criminals want it blargagahhgagah. Well, that's basically what the American and Canadian congress (and parliament) said. It's banned for civilian use because it's such a "crime gun" (although at least in the states you can get it after doing the whole class 3 rigamaroll). In fact, criminals hate the damn thing. It's a big gun, it's cylinder makes it impossible to conceal even with the short barreled version. And most of the ones they can find are the old variants with that idiotic cylinder winding system. It still really only functions as a double-action shotgun (which I guess puts it somewhere between pump and semi-auto, both of which are legal) and a bulky one at that. So It's the same old "just because it LOOKS scary doesn't mean it's the deadliest gun ever" rule." - Bean-O
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HentaiElder wrote...
Hmmm. So this is what the Love, Romance And Relationship forum is all about. It's a shame I didn't bother looking at this forum 'till now.
On a serious note, there's only two holes (both having been named over and over) that I'm really interested in. The vagina and the anus. I never really liked the idea of a blowjob lol, so the mouth is off the list. And forcing my penis into an ear/nostril? That's pretty... odd.
On a serious note, there's only two holes (both having been named over and over) that I'm really interested in. The vagina and the anus. I never really liked the idea of a blowjob lol, so the mouth is off the list. And forcing my penis into an ear/nostril? That's pretty... odd.
Skull-fucking is an acquired taste, so I'll grant you that it doesn't just come easily to the mind... so is stab wound fucking.
Still all in all, I've been already into these depths of depravity, thanks to the wicked prophet knows as:
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OCD Hentai Collector
Alph wrote...
there are a total of 13 episodes in Full metal panic TSR + 1 OVA and a Bonus Episode. try using K-lite codec pack if you had problems in playing other video codecs e.g. mkv,rmvb,ogm etc.
you can download it here: http://download.cnet.com/K-Lite-Mega-Codec-Pack/3000-13632_4-10794603.html?tag=mncol
Don't.
Simply, DON'T.
Codec packs usually mess things up.
Use CCCP instead. It contains the same as K-Lite Basic, but it definitely won't screw with your system as it has no actual codecs in it just filters.
Read this:
https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=38451
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OCD Hentai Collector
[size=10]...some irony is good for the soul.[/h]
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...don't forget costs.
An advanced and wealthy nation like the USA can afford to equip its troops with an expensive weapon like the M-16. If you're a third world nation, you might want to go with an AK. That's sheer price.
Another thing in the AK's favor is how "dumb" the weapon is. It's easy to de- and reassemble. You can train a teenager to fire and use one within a couple of hours. Give me a day and they'll also know how to take care of the weapon.
The M-16 is lot more complex, so training on it is more expensive. The AK's simple construction also means that it's cheaper to buy parts for it.
...and if you really want to compare the an AK with the M-16, then it should really be the AK-74. (There is a reason the Russian Federation fields it).
Part of the reason why the AK-47 is still so widespread is that it's already in use and in huger numbers. People are already trained on it, there is enough ammo out there to wage not one, but *two* world wars. Finally a lot of people feel that a bigger bullet is better... oh and everyone and your uncle knows how to manufacture one.
All of these makes the AK the poor men's assault rifle, and the weapon of choice for massive conscripted armies.
Smaller professional armies will want something more sophisticated... and wish they could get it as cheap as an AK.
Whenever it comes to the M-16 I always have to mention the AR-18. Armalite made a version of the M-16 that used a piston, and was made of stamped steel instead machined aluminum. It would have been cheaper and more reliable than the M-16. Colt never built it. Apparently it's against their company policy to make a weapon that's not expensive.
The M-16 is a good weapon. But if you read what I wrote above you'll realize that armies look for more in a weapon. A weapon not only has to be powerful but cheap and easy to use as well and procurement is always a compromise.
So if it was such a great weapon, why didn't anyone actually use it?
Well matter of fact they do.
See this guy?
In typical H&K fashion, the company bought a good design (like they did for the G3) and reworked it to their own taste. In this case it was little more than H&K designers going crazy with a futuristic shell.
However underneath the "exotic" plastic, this gun is a genuine AR-18.
H&K tried to sell this design back to America when they made the XM8
...yes. Underneath the plastic, this gun too is an AR-18.
An advanced and wealthy nation like the USA can afford to equip its troops with an expensive weapon like the M-16. If you're a third world nation, you might want to go with an AK. That's sheer price.
Another thing in the AK's favor is how "dumb" the weapon is. It's easy to de- and reassemble. You can train a teenager to fire and use one within a couple of hours. Give me a day and they'll also know how to take care of the weapon.
The M-16 is lot more complex, so training on it is more expensive. The AK's simple construction also means that it's cheaper to buy parts for it.
...and if you really want to compare the an AK with the M-16, then it should really be the AK-74. (There is a reason the Russian Federation fields it).
Part of the reason why the AK-47 is still so widespread is that it's already in use and in huger numbers. People are already trained on it, there is enough ammo out there to wage not one, but *two* world wars. Finally a lot of people feel that a bigger bullet is better... oh and everyone and your uncle knows how to manufacture one.
All of these makes the AK the poor men's assault rifle, and the weapon of choice for massive conscripted armies.
Smaller professional armies will want something more sophisticated... and wish they could get it as cheap as an AK.
Whenever it comes to the M-16 I always have to mention the AR-18. Armalite made a version of the M-16 that used a piston, and was made of stamped steel instead machined aluminum. It would have been cheaper and more reliable than the M-16. Colt never built it. Apparently it's against their company policy to make a weapon that's not expensive.
The M-16 is a good weapon. But if you read what I wrote above you'll realize that armies look for more in a weapon. A weapon not only has to be powerful but cheap and easy to use as well and procurement is always a compromise.
So if it was such a great weapon, why didn't anyone actually use it?
Well matter of fact they do.
See this guy?
In typical H&K fashion, the company bought a good design (like they did for the G3) and reworked it to their own taste. In this case it was little more than H&K designers going crazy with a futuristic shell.
However underneath the "exotic" plastic, this gun is a genuine AR-18.
H&K tried to sell this design back to America when they made the XM8
...yes. Underneath the plastic, this gun too is an AR-18.
Flaser
OCD Hentai Collector
Me, Cutter and Ramsus are on the channel right now.
Flaser
OCD Hentai Collector
Here's the classic chart:
If you follow Mao's (or anyone else's) recipe, than revolution starts out as terrorism, grows into guerrilla warfare and eventually classical warfare if the insurgents gain power. Keep in mind though, that this is not strictly linear, and the aims of the insurgency can be achieved in any single stage. Also if the insurgents mess up, they may fall back on an earlier stage to regroup and restart.
If you follow Mao's (or anyone else's) recipe, than revolution starts out as terrorism, grows into guerrilla warfare and eventually classical warfare if the insurgents gain power. Keep in mind though, that this is not strictly linear, and the aims of the insurgency can be achieved in any single stage. Also if the insurgents mess up, they may fall back on an earlier stage to regroup and restart.
Flaser
OCD Hentai Collector
Tribly wrote...
I prefer red. Guro red.Yes. Red for Lenin, red for the proletariat. Red for manlyness...
...all this pink makes my dick soft and putrid.
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OCD Hentai Collector
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Summary moved to the end of the thread.
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OCD Hentai Collector
ShaggyJebus wrote...
Tribly wrote...
This should be discussed in SD.I wanted to hear what anime fans thought, and though I know most users of Fakku are fans of anime, I'd like everyone to approach this from the perspective that it's anime fans talking to anime fans, not people in a classroom talking to one another (which is how I often imagine SD).
It seems that most people are saying that it's pretty much necessary to break the law to be a big fan of anime. That's the conclusion I came to as well. The question now is, are you okay with breaking the law? Do you think the laws are stupid or wrong? What could be changed, if anything, to keep anime fans from breaking the law?
Actually in this case I can't think of it as "crime". More like misdemeanor, however even that is not accurate. We're talking about trespassing on the copyright of foreign corporations who have no direct "profit loss" due said trespassing since most of the time they're not even distributing the product...
...moreover fansubbing is something of the ultimate "grey" zone of copyright as anime studios tend to turn a blind eye to the whole issue as long as they're not interfering with actual business. This is sometimes also the called the "gentlemen's agreement".
On the other hand, said fansubbing created an entire market out of thin air (as far as the producer's are concerned) so it's a good thing (for the producers).
When the subject gets fuzzy is when domestic companies are involved who finally license said shows. Depending on their attitude and honor (toward the source material) I find "competitive" fansubs either grossly parasitic or roguishly decent. The later happens in the rarer cases when the licensor was handling the material very poorly with no respect.
On the flip-side I find that a lot of modern fansubbing team's work (speed subbers, out right trash groups) to be of out-ragingly low quality. Compare this to the effort that went into early fansubs that were both technically as well as financially demanding. (You could just watch Otaking's Anime Fansub Documentary to see what I speak of). The fact that even professional licensor translations have adapted some of these lazy habits is alarming.
Flaser
OCD Hentai Collector
ShaggyJebus wrote...
Wasn't there a thread identical to this a couple of months ago? Why repeat it?It's the same thread bumped. I just added some new stuff.