Gravity cat Posts

I'm the resident floating cat. Not much else to say.

(I adore catgirls. I frequently visit this Tumblr page for my fix.)

Welcome to F!

Off-topic, but holy christ now there's a face(?) I haven't seen in a while.

In truth so is n0wtnA, but that's part of the charm and makes it funny

Edit: Also *Adventures. You don't need a possessive apostrophe for a word that isn't possessive.

A pretender to the "Adventures of" series.

Trufax: Funny factor is increased by 48.43% when the visuals are done in MSPaint.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/man-impaled-air-hose-enjoying-inflated-reputation/story?id=13693534

People are gonna love me for encouraging a terrible habit, but you can use Hex codes.

Cleared cache and cookies? Most minor issues with the site can be solved by doing that.

Flappy Perthday'd Mantis already on Faecbewk.

Also Vyatty Dorisday saywhat

Everyone's getting it it seems. I suddenly got ill last Thursday. I've only just gotten over the cough but still a bit bunged up.

>hand on dick
>jerk it regardless of what's on

Simple.

It's actually not that difficult

I never did get around to reading the manga.

Last night I went on some questionable sites on the search for porn and while browsing afterwards I wondered why I began getting popups even though I have AdBlock.

Well this morning CMD initiated briefly when logging in which I thought was a little odd as that never happens, and my browser settings were changed. Opened Task Manager and lo and behold, my process list had an extra roommate called XTLSapp.exe. When I checked its properties it originated from a folder called Mega Browse. Safe to say it was ad/malware. I couldn't delete the folder directly, Control Panel said it was already Uninstalled and when I quit the process it ran itself again.

Solution? System Restore. Thankfully to a recent restore point that was before I went on dodgy porn sites.

What do you mean? It works fine.

Will read when I can be arsed.

If you hear voices while reading posts you need to get help for that, mate.

The fact that she's hot has nothing to do with it? Why else would anyone want to animu-ise her?

I saw this image on Know Your Meme and instantly became curious about its sauce. My search ended with finding out that it's called Ojyukendesu!! and the artist is Gemu555 and contrary to what the image is suggesting, no loli sex is involved. Sauce.

But that's where my search reaches a dead end as I can't find it in English. So, by any chance does anyone know the existence of an English version or have a download link?

I presume English copies don't exist unless the English version goes by another name, but it doesn't hurt to try right?

An ex of mine spoke to me today. Last time she spoke to me she tried to make out her life was amazing, boyfriend was her dream man and got a well-paying job then blocked me soon after. Well this time was no different, only this time no mention of a boyfriend.

Why does this make my day better? Because I genuinely do not give a fuck and it's hilarious that she's quite obviously trying to make me envious of her.