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Couldn't care less.

You're adopted and we never loved you.

Your hamster died. I killed it. That wasn't lamb in the meat pie we had for breakfast.

You have every cancer known to man. The only reason you're alive is because each one is cancelling each other out. Don't catch a cold. Seriously, sneezing'll kill you.

Your room was painted with asbestos-based paint. Don't ever cough, you'll suffocate with all the asbestos in your lungs.

We spiked your drink last week. We took and sold one of your kidneys.

We're kicking you out - take 3 of your favourite things and fuck off. But before you go, something you should know; we took out a loan with loansharks under your name. You're 3 months overdue for repayments. Have fun with that.



You're a fucking weeb.

Whenever I see those I report them as spam.

On the contrary, I found it an amusing watch. It's like a parody of action films mixed with an advert for Dr Pepper.

This was answered with Cruz's explanation.

Oh my god I haven't laughed so hard at an MSpaint comic since Adventures of Cuntw0n

The tits images were nice.

Watching Hangover 3 tonight.

Watching the first two now.

Guessing the Church is feeling a little inadequate.

Your tears of anguish sustain my my black heart.

The evidence of the fail is in I.B for all to see. You didn't even give dirt on how you on another account your nonexistant friend is getting "trolled".

0/10 poor effort.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Ti237tS_sB4#t=20s

I'm racist and I find this black, wogger

Yeah don't triple post OP. There's an "edit" button for a reason.

I click my pen constantly

I don't actually know what people find so annoying about it

Looking at my CV made me realise just how badly I need to get back into the real world after what I can only describe as falling into a depression. Fuck.

Once I'm done with it I'm going to apply to LIDL. Need to work on my sleeping pattern too.

That should surprise me but it doesn't.

I've gone through so many pairs of earphones because this happened that it may as well be torture.