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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
My laptop screen is working again. Well, kinda. I can't have it too bright or it just goes off again and it's a constant faint shade of red. But if it means I can watch porn in bed again, I don't care.
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
I got woken up this morning as I stayed round a friend's. I'm tired.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
Ninja is the same concept as the Maid and Nurse tags in that they're essentially just "having sex in a sexy outfit", but Maid and Nurse are far more popular and we have a good deal of content with the tags. Only the more popular fetishes seem to get implemented.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
Odamust wrote...
Oh I forgot about skype.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
fap-master9000 wrote...
you asked to be neg rep as a joke (or people took it as one) so to spite the previous thread "is someone disliking my post on purpose" they +1 you (if they realize it or not or they might really not know).you took the previous thread "is someone disliking my post on purpose" and switched it around. the person in that thread was being neg rep "hence the misery".(also don't act like you never saw the other thread)
last thing, please don't tell me that you joked "killed" yourself to make fun of the OP for changing his avatar to "good-bye" and deleting his account. cause if he really killed himself and you're making fun of something like that then thats REALLY fucking sick. thats just not ok, really,really not ok.
Remember that humour is subjective. Going out of your way to tell everyone that something isn't funny based entirely on your personal opinion is narcissistic.
Rep has no real significance, though some fall for the trap of believing it does. Sherolock did. He acted like a bit of a faggot and even necro'd a bunch of threads in Random and possibly other forums as well. When he made a thread about the neg reps he was getting - true to the tradition of negrepping the OP of the rep thread - he got a load more. Every time he responded to people, he dug himself a deeper grave and made it worse for himself. His reactions went something like this;
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Since he was behaving like a child at the time of his suicide threat, it's safe to assume it was a failed sympathy attempt. If he actually did An Hero over it (which is unlikely), then Natural Selection weeded out yet another idiot from the world and he brought it on himself.
Think of this thread as a warning to other newbies not to follow suit, or you'll be taken the piss out of.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
I don't keep track of my favourites because I have so many, but I do notice the page number changing every so often. Currently I have 17 pages, but when I checked a few weeks ago I had 30-something.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
gyyjut wrote...
SneeakyAsian wrote...
nateriver10 wrote...
This seems like something you should get proactive about and find out for yourself... You might find yourself in jail by the time someone who knows Hong Kong's legal system pops up.Hi there, I know the Hong Kong legal system, but I'm lazy so....
I'm gonna do a Wikipedia rip here:
Wikipedia wrote...
Pursuant to the Control of Obscene and Indecent Articles Ordinance (Cap 390), it is an offense to publish an obscene article. Publication covers distribution, circulation, selling, hiring, giving, or lending the obscene article. Distribution by e-mail falls within the definition of distribution, as does the placing of an obscene article on a website. Distribution does not require any element of financial gain. The definition includes "anything consisting of or containing material to be read or looked at or both read and looked at, any sound recording, and any film, video-tape, disc, or other record of a picture or pictures". An article will be considered obscene if, by reason by its obscenity, "it is not suitable to be published to any person". Obscenity includes "violence, depravity, and repulsiveness". The penalty for this offense is up to three years imprisonment and a fine of up to HK$1,000,000.It is an offense to possess, produce, copy, import, or export pornography involving a child under 18 years of age, or to publish or cause to be published any advertisement that conveys or is likely to be understood as conveying the message that any person has published, publishes, or intends to publish any child pornography. The penalty for creation, publication, or advertisement of child pornography is eight years’ imprisonment, while possession carries a penalty of five years’ imprisonment.
So porn is okay if it doesn't include violence, rape, etc. and "legal age" stuffs. But proxy just to be safe.ɿ(。・ɜ・)ɾ
It says mostly about "normal" porn..But hentai is okay too?
One would assume the same applies to Hentai, if Hentai isn't mentioned. It is a form of pornography after all. But that's just a guess.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
Some may just like seeing their partner get fucked by someone else. It's like they're watching themselves getting cheated on, but find her slutty form get violated by another man too hot to stop it. It's like watching a porno with your partner as the pornstar and you have front-row seats. My best guess is that masochism has something to do with it.
Also
>watching a lot of manga
Also
>watching a lot of manga
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
You plebs and using your left hand to masturbate.
I use my left hand for the arrow keys to change pages and my right to jerk it like Jenny. It's not that difficult, and to me the left hand feels weird.
I use my left hand for the arrow keys to change pages and my right to jerk it like Jenny. It's not that difficult, and to me the left hand feels weird.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
If we lived in the same area I'd take you out for a drink. No rohypnol would be involved.
Feel special, you'd be my first.
Feel special, you'd be my first.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
She would have to give me death by snuu snuu.
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the adequately amused
Kiraneko wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
Dat episode 17. Shit really went down.I cant believe they pulled the "Bad guy is actually good guy" trope thing on me.
I was pissed.
I saw it coming, but didn't know when or how. The supposed "bad guys" got given too much backstory to be real villians.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
Dat episode 17. Shit really went down.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
I bought/claimed a bunch of stuff at the charity shop today.
- Clock with cats on it
- Pair of green fingerless gloves (now my hands won't get cold when the fan's blowing on my laptop to keep it cool!)
- China moneybox in the shape of a bear
- Salt and pepper pots in the shape of ducks
- Shampoo and conditioner which wouldn't have been able to be sold anyway
- Chocolate coins, again wouldn't have been able to be sold.
- 13th warrior DVD. Guy who worked there kept recommending it to me so he convinced me to get it. Usual price for a DVD there is £2 so I just dumped that amount in the till.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
Antw0n wrote...
Who cares if its gayIf its pretty, and you like it, fuck it
If it's pretty and you like it, fuck it hard.
*THUMP THUMP*
If it's pretty and you like it, fuck it hard.
*THUMP THUMP*
If it's pretty and you like it and you really want to ride it, if it's pretty and you like it, fuck it hard.
*THUMP THUMP*
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
If she has both and you give her a reacharound I guess it's bisexual. If she was born a man and still has the dickandballs it's still gay. If she's post-op then I don't think it is.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
arpeggi wrote...
i have no idea why anyone would want to come back to this ceasepool of retardsYou have an account on here so you're part of that cesspool of retards. Just saiyan.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
Episode 17
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
Ask if they would consider you to be a "Friend with benefits"