Gravity cat Posts

Jobcentre advisor was in a bad mood but perked up when she called me up. Joking with me about using DIY tools as a weapon.

At first she scared the shit out of me but now she's not so bad.

My arms ache from helping my friend Wayne with his garden yesterday. You don't realise how heavy mud is when you've carried a wheelbarrow full of it from one end of the garden to the other, and it takes its toll when you do it a lot.

To clarify, are you a guy or a girl and are you step or blood-related?

Not all curved swords are scimitars. Cutlasses can be curved or straight and Sabers are usually curved.

But yeah as Freak said this looks like a Chinese saber, or Dao. Looks poorly made, but that could just be the quality of the photo not doing it any justice.

Hello fellow Britfag who has long hair and a beard.

• Keep eye contact when engaging in a conversation

• Dress casual but smart

• Bathe and keep groomed

• Have some self-confidence. If you can't do that, have a bit of dutch courage (alcomahol)

• Be yourself (Unless you're a prick, then don't be a prick)

If conversations go stale start talking about something else, possibly something funny.

The last time I went to the Tandoori 10 minutes away from my house with friends, I wanted a Punky dessert because of the toy the dessert comes in, and we get to keep the toy. I didn't get lucky last time because everything but 2 things were gone.

This time though...



We've renamed Punky the Penguin to Pangu the Conquerer of The South. As the name implies he's a warlord who has conquered the entire South of the Eastern lands. He has telekinetic abilities which allow him to levitate and detach his head from his body without dying. The "hair" on his head is a crown made of bloodied bones from his victims, and he feasts on souls to extend his lifespan and potency in battle. When I can be bothered I'm going to bluac/sellotape a fork to the side of it as his trident (which he telekinetically controls to spear his enemies!)

I watched Strike Witches the other day. Dad caught sight of a leg-going-up-to-crotch-shot and asked what I was watching. I panicked and said "a cartoon".

The fatal flaw of my plan is that porn would've been easier to explain.

Blood sword triumphs over overrated vocaloid

Obligatory posting of Gilbert Gottfried reads 50 Shades.

https://www.fakku.net/users/ledingplead-8240038/posts

Clarpy snapday Sneaks. May Konata one day become real and you shall forever live a happy life.

Pretty much any customisation of our profiles is a good thing.

A spot which'd come up on my back the last couple of days finally burst, ending its reign of terror. I used to get backne quite badly which left scarring all up my back, but even now I still get the odd one or two. Runs in the family, apparently.

I also found one under my armpit which felt uncomfortable for days. Pus came out like a gooden. Instant relief. Just the way I like it.

"You forget a thousand things every day. Make sure this is one of them"

The scenario where people say that I've told them something already happens quite often. Or I'm doing multiple things at once and one or two jobs slip my mind and get reminded that I still need to do them.

So, what did I learn today? Things I've forgotten.

To keep my laptop cool while playing games I have a fan blowing on the side of it. The sheet of air tends to go over the keyboard and makes my hands cold.

Whelp, I just warmed them up in a sink of lukewarm water. I didn't realise how cold they were because the water felt boiling.

Kirara's a pretty cool guy. She talks to cats, wins arm wrestles and carries heavy things effortlessly and doesn't afraid of anything. 3strong5plebslieku

OT: Shane.

I've logged on on my PS3 and Mobile, and it's never kicked me off on my laptop.

Charity shop. Most of it was till work.

>part cat, part human

Sold.

Edit: Oh god, so cute

To be fair, every boss fought in Super Sonic form is lame. Limited - usually obvious - attack patterns and no chance of dying unless you neglect your ring count.

Even Super Shadow's fight in Shadow the Hedgehog disappointed in that department and that game was more badarse. Didn't like the way levels were played out though; 7-8 per playthrough and you advance depending on which goal (good, evil or neutral) you achieve first. On paper it was a good concept but oftentimes I encountered levels which weren't related to the previous one and it made no sense. The CG cutscenes were eyegasmic but in-game graphics were compartively sub-par. Shadow's fur was brown&red, for fuck's sake.