Gravity cat Posts

Not by choice, was hidden up until 2 nights ago. 'rents are really into the christmas spirit

Having family round and pretending to get along for a single day.

Then listen to my mum overthink their actions and making out like they're the worst kind of people for several hours once they're gone.

The thumbnail on the side of the homepage makes her look like The Joker.

The two strands of hair is misleading.

You're 2 years old?

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I picked this up because of the DATABASE jokes. It's a pretty good watch.

You'd be forgiven for thinking it's a SOA ripoff but you soon come to realise that it focuses less on romance, action and trying to stay alive while defeating the bad guy, and more of a "what-if" scenario in a virtual world with no laws and the political formation of a government, while still maintaining that they're inside a game that they can't escape from, the motives and solid cause still unknown to us. Not to mention the ability to die without negative repercussions on their physical selves.

So you're the P-SYCHICK one

I knew you'd say that. I clicked the notification and said it in my head. Lo and behold, there it is

I must be P-SYCHICK

But it's nearly 2am. If I opened it now I wouldn't get any sleep tonight

If you don't have a dong you'll never understand how unpredictable pissing can be while standing-and-aiming. It's never always as straightforward as you seem to think. So to give you an idea let me tell you how it really is to piss from a man's perspective through the medium of internet visual explanations;









You only have a right to be mad if they don't clean up afterwards, because not cleaning up afterwards is disgusting.

And what better way to see in Christmas Eve than gale-force winds and heavy rain. At least, in the South-East of England it is.


Think I might open the present containing GTA V tonight. I've been waiting 2 months already and I can't wait for much longer.

None at the moment but I've wracked up a backlog which I keep track of on Myanimelist. Currently reading this.

Miss you Shinji. You should post lovable crap more often so you can regain your throne as the user with most -reps

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[size=29]5 TOILET ROLLS!
4 pots and pans
3 French sticks
2 Cheltenham shirts
AND A BRA THAT WAS MADE TO HOLD THREE![/h]

Bought myself this year's Rupert Annual. FUCK YEA

bring it on bruv

Back for good this time Uncle Phil or are you going to fade into obscurity again?

Sure wynaut

On the contrary, most of the vanilla ones spout some really stupid bullshit.

It gets worse when an NTR gets uploaded.

Plebs and your waifu games.