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My friends Mike and Wayne recently got back into contact with their childhood friend Rachel (who has a lazy/blind eye so I refer to her as Cyclops). She began to hang around with us for a bit, invited out by Wayne who fancied the crap out of her. They added us all on Facebook, as you do. Though I found out a little while back that she and her friend Kerry removed me. I don't really care as it's just Facebook, but the other day I finally found out the reason why - my friend Brendan told Cyclops that I was a child molester in jest, but she believed him, told Kerry and they removed me.

This is the third time she's made an unfounded judgement about me yet hasn't actually taken the time to get to know me or speak to me without uttering a remark which rubs me up the wrong way. She hasn't been out with us since Thorpe Park, where she only came with us thinking Wayne was paying for her. Her reluctance to pay him back for the entry fee was when Wayne finally realised she's not interested and stopped inviting her out. Which is good, whenever she's out I always feel alienated out of their little friendship circle.


TL;DR - Friends' friend be a judgemental bitch and I don't like her.

Nice one, danke

I have a sore throat and I keep sneezing.

The anime pretty much has the action cranked up to 11 throughout the entire thing. Even when it slows down it doesn't stay slow for long. Also a bit of fanservice for you to enjoy.

Watch it.

Same. Though seeing what she says when talking like a child makes me want to stick knives in my eyes.

Open a tab to a post you've made and refresh. Saves everybody making threads left right and centre.

• Shapeshifting, time-travel, psychic powers and producing water from nothing would be possible.

• Your childhood dream of teleporting somewhere with Abra because you're late would be possible.

• Farfetch'd would have their leeks confiscated and replaced with swords.

• Delibird would be considered a terrorist.

• Harmless Pokemon battles would turn into public disturbances and later break out into city-wide riots because nobody likes to lose.

• A Pokemon's habit of having the "I FOLLOW MY TRAINER BLINDLY" mindset, means they'd be fucking retarded.

• There'd be groups dedicated to the protection of Gardevoir.

• Dragons would actually exist.

• Meowth and Persian would be captured and forced to produce coins through the use of Pay Day. Their widespread capture would render them extinct in the wild, and Pay Day would cause inflation in the economy.

• HP UP, Protein, Iron, Calcium, Carbos, PP UP, PP MAX and Rare Candy would be considered steroids.

• Misty, Cynthia, May, Dawn and other female characters from the anime would get raped constantly.

• A box of cracked eggs and living trees would be no big deal.

I thought his helmet was his head, holyfuckballs

Close enough.

I thought Slowpoke required a Shellder to use Clamp on it for it to evolve into Slowbro.

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CATGIRL!

I bought Prototype for £4. Not sure why it was so cheap when it's so fun.

Only that I can't seem to find a job.

It's annoying how almost every job advertised on the internet requires qualifications I don't have, a car, experience, is too far to bother with public transport for, or a mixture of the 4. Anything that I do apply for I never hear back from. I considered going back to college (the British meaning of the word) but that requires money I don't have and don't particuarly fancy going into debt. Even the places where my friends work don't seem to be hiring right now so I'm stuck in a rut.

Lolwhoops didn't see that D:

Might sound like a cliche'd and uneducated response but, tried clearing your cache? A lot of problems that only you get get solved that way.

I am a pussy that needs a firm stroke.

I've been listening to the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song on Youtuberepeat. Mostly just to drown out my mum's voice because I need to concentrate and she won't shut the fuck up.

Still can't play it until Christmas. Not spoiling for myself until then.

Welcome back bloke-who-was-origiinally-P-body-but-changed-to-a-picture-of-Shana-and-I-still-drool-over-it-to-this-day.