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My mum finally apologised for this little episode, though she didn't apologise for what she said, just that she upset me. She's supposedly gotten something for my girlfriend's little girl.

I haven't fully forgiven her yet, going to see just how sorry she is.

I'm from the UK so it's a little far for me. Soz mang.

Welcome to the forums

You know you've sorted your body clock out when you get tired by 9pm. It's half 10 now and I'm almost asleep.

Also finding my avatar was a sweet find.

Being a Brit, I don't celebrate it. Though if we did, we'd probably just have a roast with Turkey instead of Beef, Pork or Lamb.

You don't have any sex shops local to you that sell seasonal stuff? They're specialists when it comes to lingerie and sexy outfits.

Noticed this myself. Thought it was just me though.

Because people are idiots and don't have open minds.

Let me recount how my brush with Google+ went:

>Log in to youtube and realise they've made Google+ a requirement to comment on things
>Connect
>Instantly regret it
>Disconnect
>Could no longer log in, getting "http://www.youtube.com/?noredirect=1" whenever I tried
>Only fixed it because other people got the same problem

The new commenting system is bullshit. It's defaulted to Top Comments first rather than Most Recent because they want to encourage well thought out and popular discussions. That would be fine, but it's seems obvious to me that they really don't know how retarded YouTube commenters can be. Making Google+ a requirement to comment really was a dick move.

I procrastinated my jobsearches (well, more along the lines of didn't have time as I was busy throughout the week) so I'm having to do it all in one go. I had time last night, but was in too much of a foul mood to concentrate. And now my mum's acting like nothing ever happened yesterday.


Edit:
Turned up 5 minutes late to my Job centre appointment because the buses suck. Didn't get seen for 20-30 minutes and got a warning letter for being late. Brilliant.

My beard, definitely. I would say my hair but I get these sticky-outy bits at the sides and they annoy me. Le girlfriend loves it when I let my hair down, makes her weak at the knees and if we're making out it suddenly gets 10x more passionate.

Don't be a faggot and you'll do fine.

You know your mum's a two-faced bitch when she's nice to your girlfriend face to face (offers tea, helps with her child, has a nice chat with her etc), but then turns into a venomous snake as soon as she's out of the house. She bitched at my dad while we were out and then confronted me about her as soon as I got home after I took her to the train station. Know what she said? She told me that she is:

• intending to use me as a full-time unpaid babysitter

• is a benefit leech

• intends to use me to get pregnant to leech more from the benefits system

• is still sleeping with her kid's dad

• lied about being in the army

• and has no intention to work, even though she can't right now because until she's given the all-clear from the hospital and assured that she won't have fits she can't

...all based on the flimsiest and most ridiculous evidence ever.

• She thought she saw her kid's dad in a car across the road from the bus stop

• The girlfriend was sat down the entire time I was out Sat. morning and was supposedly on her phone to her ex

• She "had to look after the girl" while she was sat doing nothing. She was only here for 3 and a bit days and I was exhausted. My mum's had 2 kids so she must know what it's like.

• Me putting a nappy bag in the bin (which I might add, I offered to) is apparently grounds for thinking that she expects me to look after her kid full-time

• "She has no money" - she knows nothing about her financial situation, but is certainly not penniless.

My dad likes my girlfriend and disagrees with my mum - but is too spineless to say anything. The girlfriend's distraught about it, and I'm seething with rage. What really struck the nail into the coffin was that, as soon as my mum told me all of these "facts" she "knows" about le girlfriend, she told me not to tell her any of it and "banned" her from ever coming again. She just slagged my girlfriend off, like I'm going to fucking take that.

I've given solid counterarguements to her claims and given examples of the other imes where she's misunderstood people and twisted the context entirely (I went as far as saying "This is why people don't like you"), she won't admit that she's wrong. Instead she either just tells me to "leave off" and says that I'm "thick" or tries to bring up other arguements to discredit her. She's even threatened to kick me out because of all this.

Edit: She keeps changing her story as to why she doesn't like her. This is fucking childish now.

Edit edit: She's calmed down now and justified her behaviour by saying that she didn't want to have to look after my dad (who is actually pretty low maintenance as he just sits on the sofa and watches TV) as well as my girlfriend and her daughter. Thing is, we stayed out their way most of the time, the girlfriend is very independant and my mum could've asked for her help if she wanted it. She said some cruel things about her so I'm still awaiting an apology for the girlfriend.

Triple edit: Just when I thought I was getting through to her, she plays the "her family are scum because you've never met them" card. I actually never thought her true colours were so evil. How am I related to this... witch?

Only you can decide to get your finger out of your arse and stop being lazy. It helps to find something that you're interested in and turn it into a life choice.

Also you're barely underage, by a year.

AOL Explorer needs some mclovin'

I picture Safari as the girl with the awesome white lair, like Vector's from Despicable me. Sharks and all.

Seeing the word "Deactivate" made me not click it. Nice try though, will definitely use this one.

Internet Explorer is the next thing to become an animu chick, named Inori Aizawa. I wish I was joking.

You can also stalk your potential new waifu on Facefuck.

I really, really like a mindbreak. Something quite erotic about a girl who gets raped until she likes it and turns into her rapists' cumslut.

Bonus points if she's been filled up with babygravy multiple times.

It's not gay if balls don't touch.

Most likely because of the Licensing crackdown that happened a couple of years back. I saw quite a few websites shut down because of it. Either that or people just aren't uploading games.