Gravity cat Posts

Because of the Anime I began reading the Attack on Titan manga.

Anybody who doesn't go for the Shrine Maiden or WINcest endings are plebs.

Why foos are all I need

loljk I'm sexually frustrated. Thank fuck for the White Knuckle Shuffle.

Not played this game. Though from what I've read Tharja's a creepy stalker. A sexy one.

You've been watching Saw films haven't you?

I'll use the gun to blow the door open, shoot the chains and escape. Nobody dies. Woohoo.

Turns out caterpillars don't wrap themselves in silk to become a cocoon like I'd been led to believe; though some do after becoming a chrysalis and that's when it's called a cocoon.

A caterpillar's chrysalis, which is basically just hard skin, develops under a caterpillar's outer skin. It sheds its skin multiple times as it grows until the chrysalis is developed enough for the caterpillar to pupate. When the time comes, it finds a spot, usually a surface to anchor itself to, and then begins the process of shedding to become a chrysalis.

I found this out about 2 weeks ago but was too lazy to post about it sooner.



Caterpie's evolution in Pokemon S1 Episode 3 is LIES.

It was too hot at Thorpe Park today, and every ride/rollercoaster that used a safety harness didn't fit my frame properly and had to be forced onto me. It felt like it was crushing me and made it hard to breathe. On one ride it cut off the circulation to my right arm.

'Bout time

I expected something more original than just shitposting and claiming it's "raping fakku".

0/10 for lack of rustled jimmies

Fork me that must hurt.

"That Facebook status wasn't about you, it was about some bird called Chloe"

The year is 3401 A.D. Some years (I would have to estimate about 20) have passed since I was taken into suspended animation by an entity appearing human, yet behaves distinctively alien. My name? Gordon Freeman. I was involved in a freak accident at Black Mesa which is now known as the Resonance Cascade incident and Black Mesa got infested with strange creatures from Xen. Along my adventure I encountered a strange being numerous times but it wasn't until I destroyed the cause of the infestation (while being hindered by the pricks at the military in a failed coverup attempt) that he abducted me, gave me the illusion of free choice and put me in suspended animation. He speaks in a manner almost... unpredictable, as he has the tendancy to pause in the middle of sentences and I sense a hint of fear whenever he mentions his... well what he calls his "employers". I have yet to speak back to him and just go along with what he has planned for me, for my life is in his hands and I fear saying the wrong thing could anger him.

Since I got taken into suspended animation by this strange being, the world has been taken over by a hostile race known as the Combine. The "G-man", as I've taken to calling him, dumped me off on a train in a run-down district. I met up with Barney, a woman named Alyx who claims that I know her father Eli (so he probably won't mind if I copulated with her. It has been roughly 20 years after all), and Dr Kleiner who looks just like every other scientist at Black Mesa before the Resonance Casscade incident so he could have been anyone. I'm assuming he's the last one alive for the others likely became Head-crab zombies. Serves them right for not letting me have my free microwave meal. Do you know how difficult it is to stay alive when your stomach's screaming for food the entire time? I almost went cannibal until I found a vending machine.

My mission now is to take down the Citadel - Breen's headquarters. This is going to be a suicide mission unless the G-man has other plans for me. I've also noticed (rather obvious) "cryptic" hints that Eli and Breen know of the existance of the G-man, but they failed to go into detail about their relationship with him. I'll have to keep an eye out.

No, girls exist.

Guy
In
Real
Life

You love me really :3

Define "liking"

...poor excuse for a job.

Applied for a job for the first time in 2 years after fighting with my inner demons about how worthess I think I am.

Finally figured I'd had enough. Just sucked it up and sent my CV off for a Warehouse job.

No.