Gravity cat Posts

It is, that's why I go for the home made stuff. Or at least one where nobody is talking.

I flossed today. Maybe a little too hard, because I made one area bleed and now I have a persistant dull pain.

If it doesn't get any better I'll see about seeing the dentist.

It still exists. Have to URL manipulate to do anything though. Opening a thread or posting anywhere removes part of the URL so it keeps coming up with a "Does not exist" page.

Alright we get it, you and many others don't like suddenly having to pay for shit you previously got for free. You cry any harder you're going to make a river.

All it does is show your unwillingness to actually support the authors who put the time in to make the content you enjoy.

I've long-since gone back to porn for whacking off. I still admire the art of hentai though.

Last I checked the requirement for a forum to be dead is for there to be no activity whatsoever.

Clearly there is.

Don't be a dumbfuck.

I learned that I made a minor fuckup at work. Love2Shop vouchers require a scribble through the front and a signature along with the date redeemed. I brainfarted and did the back and didn't realise until the next day. Whoever processes those is going to love me.

I've also noticed I've been audibly complaining about various things under my breath a lot lately. Biggest trigger is when I'm at work and I see a pile of stuff just left on one of the displays when someone decides they no longer want them and neglects to put them back where they got them. May need to curb that habit before someone is petty enough to file a complaint about it.

I hope you didn't actually take me seriously.

Tried to find the scene of Tom Hardy as Ronnie Kray shouting FUCKING SING to the fit bird's mum because I find it fucking funny, but YouTube disappointed me.

The product of a reproductive ritual between a male and female. My existence was not my choice, I just suddenly popped into the world and before I knew it was forced into the educational system where I pored over textbooks pointlessly. Over time I gained self-awareness and as my mortal body developed also gained human intelligence. My physical strength and mental capabilities increased with age as the law of nature dictates, and soon my biology requires me to reproduce to further my bloodline, so they too go through the same trials of life I did, such as questioning their own existence and the morality of some of the people on Earth.

I am the living embodiment of stardust. I'm unique, just like everyone else.

The game's free (other than the bracelet) but will have in-app purchases

You receive achievements you satisfy the requirements for when you're next logged in or active. If you're already logged in you receive it right away.

And like many other free mobile games, it'll be a Freemium game.

And aye, the trailer shows bugger all about the actual content. Concept is good but it felt hyped.

I have a heavy head according to some people I've rested my head on. Who only told me because my head made them feel uncomfortable after 5 minutes.

Also please shut up about Cherry.

My first day off in 10 days. But...

It's my first day off in 10 days and I explained that to my friends on the way to the cinema. However my feminist friend decided to try and piss on my bonfire by getting rat-arsey about it and claimed he was more tired due to working longer shifts in a shorter space of time. Which is fair enough but it wasn't a fucking competition, I was just glad to finally have a full day to myself and you pull a dick move like that. Prick.

I have no productive hobbies. I mostly play games (frequent go-tos are RuneScape, Elder Scrolls Online, Minecraft and Dragon Ball Xenoverse), watch shit (anime, soaps, films) and procrastinate hard.

When I'm not working.

I've read a few with decent story. Home Mate and Home Mate 2 were simple but the second one was diabeetus inducing.

Then there's the infamous one with the mushroom head dude and his girlfriend who goes blind at the end.

Humans taste of beef anyway so unless you get told you're eating human flesh you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

I had a lot of energy in me today, which means I got a lot done at work. Though after 3 hours of rushing around I finally crashed in my last hour.

One of the things I did was bring in baskets and boxes of gift wrap from the container and put them out onto the shop floor. Most of the boxes for the gift wrap were naff so I had to improvise; brought more baskets in and put them in there.