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I made a prototype brew to serve the kiddies for Halloween.
It tasted pretty good. Fruit punch with a hint of grape and orange juice, and some ginger ale. It's pretty sweet.
Colored purple with food coloring, chilled with ice. Served to all my friends, finished off by my dad.

I love working in the kitchen.

Let's see some hentai or ecchi of some girls and guys playing video games. I don't care what sex, or if they're even having sex as they play. Know that I am NOT looking for video game characters.

I just want to see some hot girls and guys playing some video games. Don't know why, just got a sudden craving for it. Maybe because Cherry likes to lay on her tummy when playing games on the retron. She's just so cute when she gets into the game... That, and the visible cleavage is hot.

The ones I picked out I thought were cute. I had such a hard time finding any actual hentai relating to this subject so I instead found some cute or funny ones to go along with the sexy ones.

Anyway...I'm going to press the start button and then pass the novelty naked lady arcade controller to you.


note to self. Photobucket does not work well for sharing images on forums.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3N_tA6tnDA

And other such video game related music.

Help check and make sure she doesn't have a fever.

*sob sob* Waaaaaaaaaaaah!
I spilled my milk!
Waaa haaah haaaaaaaah
*muffled crying in own self loathing arms*

But yes, I spilled out a good half gallon of milk. It was a pain to clean up.

I saw two kids share a kiss and it was cute!

I went for a walk in the park and saw these 2 kids no more than 6 years old. They were hiding from who I assume were their parents who were chatting it up, having a smoke break by the benches.

The kids were in this little alcove under the steering wheel deck thing. The walls make it shaped like a little house under there, and it had a table and some plastic benches where they were sitting. There was no way their parents could see them from the benches they were sitting at, I presume.

Well anyway, I walked by and cought a peek at the boy giving two kisses on the cheek to the girl before being hugged, and it looked like she whispered something in his ear, but I wasn't nearly close enough to hear what was said.

I just quickly walked away smiling after that. It was cute. I hope it works out well enough for them.

*random purple slime forms into a young woman*
I'm a girl! Love me!
*turns back into slimy blob before rolling self out*

In all seriousness though, this is the first time I've ever been able to post anything here.
Literally every time it tried to load this thread up (about 12 times) it would give me a bad gateway error. Not sure why.

And yet your time and effort caring for that dog will gain you a loyal friend who will most always be happy to see you. I'm fully aware of how awesome dogs can be, but given the choice I'd rather get a cat.

Also, I didn't know hypoallergenic cats existed given my experience with most cats resulting in the sneering and hives mentioned earlier. I just assumed I was allergic to all kinds of cat dander or fur.

I believe it should be an option... That it should always be legal to preform, but I just don't like the idea of killing something that hasn't really had a chance to live at all. I do believe they would have some sort of soul developing as the body develops... So where would that unborn soul go when it dies? Pergatoury? Apparently that's where the baptized babies go or something like that.

Religious stuff aside, I don't like the idea of abortion, but at the same time, I can't argue with how useful it can be to those who just aren't ready to be parents or maybe to those women who didn't want to have sex with that guy in The first place... And what of medical reasons, such as the mother might not being able to survive bearing a child due to her condition? Or maybe, heaven forbid, but the fetus dies at some point before birth, like halfway through or something...

I see why it's there, and I'm not saying it should be abolished or anything, I just don't like how so many people have to use it these days, especially teenagers

Ameowicat! Fuck Nyaa! Purring once again to be so motherfuckin cute yeah!
I added that. You are welcome.

Cats are fucking great and I want one... I just wish I wasn't allergic to them. I sneeze and my nose gets all itchy runny and shit, and practically break out in hives if one rubs up against me.

You ever want a pet that you just cannot have?

Also I don't want a dog because they can be total spazzes and, let's just say I had a bad encounter with a dog or two as a kid. When some dog sees you and starts growling and barking up a storm, it's pretty scary. Their owners couldn't calm them down very well either, so most of the day at the park I had a couple dogs growling at me and some other kids.

I got laid because I farted and it smelled really bad.

Who knew methane gas could be such a turn on.

America! Fuck yeah! Coming once again to save the mother fucking day yeah!

But I live close to Atlanta. Coca-Cola is practically made 30 -40 minutes from my house

From last night to this late afternoon, Cherry and I were cuddling compleley in the nude. It was so nice, all the kissing and gentle cuddling and sweet heartfelt pillow talk, and I even got a massage for once after giving one out. It was so nice, it felt like the night went on forever (well, that, and the alarm clock was unplugged and I blocked out light from the curtains and stuff)

But then at some point I farted and it stank really bad. It lasted like 20 minutes because of the poor airflow inside my love fortress. The smell was so bad that Cherry and I hid under a throw blanket and it was really embarrassing because, well, when isn't it embarrassing to have a really bad fart next to a friend?

Wasn't all bad though. While stuck under that throw blanket she kissed me over and over while going on about how i was a "filthy little girl" and started playfully stating just how "dirty pile of mud" I was... And then she started whispering "oink oink" and quoting the Big Bad Wolf from the 3 little pigs while teasing me with her fingers. And you know what, the whole dirty talk got me really turned on and I got into being the "mud covered piglet" during the gentle sex we had...

"Oh little piglet, you dirty little piglet, let me come in"
"Um, Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin ... You pedo wolf you!" (she did keep calling me a piglet. I think it was a jab at my short and young appearance)
"Then you'll huff, and you'll puff, as I blow my way in!"
And then sex...slow gentle sex under a hot throw blanket with an emphasis on kisses and to how the "Big Bad Wolf" wanted to eat me up... And so she did eat me

But yeah, I got laid because of a stinky fart...

Earlier today I found a flaw in my love fortress... Not enough ventilation...
It was more embarrassing that I'm the one who farted. Seriously, that shit smelling gas lasted for at least 20 minutes, and Cherry and I hid under a thick blanket because it was that bad.
I'm surprised that hadn't been discovered sooner, the lack if good airflow. Maybe I should make the celing of the fort easily removable or at least open up a flap or something. Would also let air from the celing fan in.

I can confirm that the naked cuddling thing from last night went very, very well... Like we stayed up all night with romantic cuddling in diffrent positions, kisses and firm hugs, soft and gentle touching of our bodies, I got a massage for once after giving one, and sweet heart felt pillow talk
This morning we were both off from work so we just stayed in bed all morning and afternoon, finishing off the wine bottle in my mini fridge, snacking on jello, pretzels, kisses (chocolate ones, though there were many kisses) strawberry picky sticks (told you) and then some Ice cream

All the while still completely naked in the love fortress that is my bed. And thanks to turning off the alarm clock and all the lights (except the twinkling Christmas ones) and blocking out most of the light from the curtains, it was really dim in there the whole time, making it seem like one really long night rather than all day.

Cherry's virginity again and again.

Ooey gooey hugs for all!

^ Not really. People understand me pretty well once they get to know me... Though my short young appearance has had people mistake me for a kid in high school and they tend to treat me as such at first.
< it feels so good and nice and brisk outside that I'm going to open my window and sleep butt naked with my girlfriend who may or may not also sleep naked with me.
V Have you ever cheated in school? If not, were you cheated off of or helped someone cheat?

Well definitely me naked. I like this cool autumn weather too much. It's brisk out and I like it.
But she'll probably be nude after seeing me in the buff... If not I'll remove the clothes myself XD

How do you like to sleep? What makes you the most comfortable as you lay on your bed? Do you wear Jammie's or sleep commando? Does the weather affect how you sleep? Other such stalkerish questions I could ask about your sleeping patterns? Do you sleep with the lights on or off? Am I aware that thread exists? Yes?
What about if you can't sleep? What would you do then?

But anyway, what sort of things do you do to keep you comfy in bed through the night?

Generally, i sleep on my sides, and I always feel the need to cuddle something or someone.
If Cherry isn't there, I use this comfy pillow that I'd otherwise have between my knees and ankles.
And sometimes when she isn't there I lay flat on my back instead, hugging the pillow to give my arms a flat place to rest other than my boobs, because I just don't feel comfy crossing my arms ever.

But when Cherry is there sleeping in my bed (or vise versa) I'm almost always the little spoon, being cuddled instead of cuddling... And then how I sleep depends on how Cherry decides to sleep. If she lays on her back, I generally use her boobs as pillows. They comfy. If she's on her side, then I'm either being the big spoon if she's facing away from me, (where I hold her like a teddy bear) or holding her as close to my body as possible with my face just above her chest if she's facing towards me (and she cuddles me like a teddy bear)

What I wear depends on the season really

Summer- just my undies and no blankets because it can get really hot and humid despite the AC on most nights.
Fall- just my undies again, though I do like having the window open, letting the cool air in, and I won't lie, sometimes the brisk air just feels so good to me that I sleep tottaly in the nude with maybe a light bed sheet to cover up parts of my body.
Winter- a loose fitting tank top and some athletic track pants if I decide not to use a heavy blanket, but otherwise my undies and a throw blanket... Because fuzzy if comfy. Too cold to go naked without some sort of blanket though.
Spring- you probably get it now, but I like to sleep in my undies. The window stays closed though due to all the pollen. I get allergies this time of year.