jmason Posts

Failed so hard, FAILED - I didn't think of all people, Waar, would lay hands on Hitagi. So I made another attempt, was Kallen, and all's good.

Jeez, failed.

I claim Kallen Stadtfeld from the Code Geass series.

I claim Hitagi Senjōgahara from Bakemonogatari.

Probably he's stroking his pussy right now, while laughing like an evil genius you see in bad movies.

Jesus, man. Justin Bieber was bad enough.

Oh, so the appeasing of the universal boner of the sadistic Canadian god with reps is starting. Keep it going.

If he writes it in French we be all doomed.

So we have to appease the sadistic Canadian god and offer him reps to appease his universal boner?

He's probably watching Jersey Shore (airing right now on MTV2CAN) while sipping on milk bags.

Maybe he's still watching "Pirates des Caraïbes: jusqu'au bout du monde" on CBFT.

He's probably watching us like melted maple syrup.

It's 7. The madness this will bring.

Merii Kurushimimasu.

Merry Christmas too, kaho-kun. :)

Tell your boss to invest in a megaphone and use it.

"Sir, stop stroking your candy cane."
"Sir, this is not a walk-in anonymous sperm bank."
"Sir, do that shit at home."
"Sir, if you don't stop masturbating we'll have you in a room full of shemales."

God, you'll have a fun time if you're allowed to mouth off.

"Stop pestering me, the old man said I stay the fuck down. Why don't YOU give up your seat?"

To my younger self,

Keep your clothes in a cabinet with a door lock. Shady relatives will loot your clothes, keep an eye on them as well.

Keep shrimp leftovers off the doggie bowls. One of the future pups will choke on one of those sumbitches.

Be nicer to the overseas relatives - you might get something real fancy.

Try sushi.

A microblogging website featuring 140 characters or less can possibly make you rich.

Pester dad to making you a basketball half-court in the backyard - you'll find you have slick shooting skills. And immediately join the school's chess varsity team - the coach can be easily impressed and you'll get in easily if you know basic chess strategies. Not to mention you're darned good on it as well. Go do it and have a free pass to avoid that fat perverted Phys Ed coach's classes for a whole year.

Keep your hip-hop CDs far away from dad's reach.

... from your older self.

... seriously, keep shrimp off the doggie bowls.

THE FUCK!? COME MORE OFTEN.

Did the latest creepy promo video get to you? j/k

You saw Ricardo fly... that's as good as flying pigs :)

Saw the top two ROH alumni possess the top two world titles in WWE. Good PPV. Although what will be the fallout on Smackdown, I wonder.