jmason Posts

Bacon on a burger: yes, for me. Only if I get to fry the bacon myself - I like 'em real crispy like chips.

I love the crunch that comes with eating burgers with bacon.

Kiss.

Y E S

Make those mounds jiggle

7/10

Three things I loved on this week's RAW:

1. Jericho's LED jacket. I'd so want to wear that on a dark night.
2. Zack Ryder's hilarious acting like "help me help me" while Kane drags him to a ringhole.
3. R-Truth's one creepy nigger.

Yep.

This Game 7 has been good for me - was able to claim two girls I really wanted for the past four games, although part in thanks to them being not much on the radar.

3,4 and 5 will be supplementary picks now for me, considering all the girls on my list of 50 are already taken.

I claim Ryougi Shiki from Kara no Kyoukai.

Apparently accdg. to the wrestling "journalists" (I call them "worse than paparazzi"), WWE officials are looking to see if they can take the top title from CM Punk due to low ratings during his segments, in particular the main event last December 19 which garnered a very low ratings average than expected.

I realized what the problem is when I watched last week's Raw with several of my friends who occasionally watch pro wrestling. They knew CM Punk as THAT guy who whooped Jeff Hardy's ass, THAT creepy guy who preaches drug abstinence and shaves heads, and THAT guy who replaced Barrett at Nexus. When they tuned in Raw, they saw CM Punk, in white shirt and slicked-back hair and trimmed beard, with the WWE title, battling Miz.

They asked me, "he's the top guy now?" and then proceeded to ask me why Daniel Bryan is the World HW Champion and how come Zack Ryder has THAT title.

Here's the thing. WWE has catered to the wrestling fans who know a thing or two on outside-wrestling shenanigans (Zack Ryder's Youtube series, CM Punk's indy background, backstage politics) but what about the casual watchers? I mean, RAW's 3.4+ ratings aren't all from wrestling fanatics, a sizable pie portion of that may come from people who tune in just for entertainment, aka the "average" fan, the casual watchers and those who are looking for something to watch on a Monday evening. And judging from the stats, it seems they are being neglected by WWE on the "inside information" that I (and lots of smart savvy wrestling fans) have a working knowledge of.

WWE has fallen into the fallacy that all who watch RAW watch the "Z! The True Long Island Story" too, or understand (or even appreciate) CM Punk's repeated jabs at John Laurinatis. Hey, betcha that the average wrestling fan don't know John Laurinatis is Johnny Ace, and wrestled in Japan. Or worse, the amazing outside-WWE career of Bryan Danielson that keeps getting referenced.

We should have seen this with Sin Cara. I mean, the average wrestling fan don't know Sin Cara is a respected luchador who is renowned in worldwide wrestling promotions, so how can they appreciate him being billed as a "international sensation"?

I can now see why Vince in the past has been very, very adamant against using non-WWE-controlled history of their wrestlers, because he can't directly reference them or even show clips of their career outside WWE (without photoshopping several magazines for Danielson's NXT debut video) so that the casual WWE watchers can understand them as much as those who knew them beforehand.

The ratings are low. Because the promos and storylines have been too "inside" for the casual wrestling fan to follow. So I hope WWE lessens these little references, because it isn't Punk's or Bryan's or Ryder's fault.

No wonder Matt Stryker got booted out of the Smackdown announce table for reasons outside of "Booker T".

Changed. Thankfully FAKKU!'s still humming and buzzing.

If beautiful lady:
*takes a deep inhale* "Smells nice. Mind if I help you with that?"

If not-so-beautiful lady:
"Thank God you're not saying my name while you're doing that."

If not-beautiful lady:
"Sad." *walks away*

If old lady:
"Ooh, ma'am. Before electricity you were hot."

If cute little girl:
"Awww, how nice. Is it fun? If you want, you can play with big brother's BIG stick of fun too!"

If guy:
"Jesus, man! Get your hands off the driving stick, listen here. Have a little more pride, homie - I know what you're doing isn't - but if you want to play Public Wank-a-thon, the door's open, go outside and freak out the hood with your two-inch hotdog. If you want to play Private Business, do the little things, dawg - lock the doors, close the window, don't make loud noises - it ain't a math problem, man. If you want, I'm steppin' out and you go start locking this door and go continue playing Harry Potter with your little magic wand. Jeez, what part of this is hard for you to do?"

Both in real life and anime: PINK. For some reason I don't find it aesthetically pleasing to see pink eye color.

Comfortable yet seductive hug

Oh yes. Better if that girl has a boyfriend already.

Lives in... donesia?

I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas (or holiday if you're not into it).

^_^

Jingle Ball.

I plan to make 5 picks of all red-haired ladies if I can.



I went for the "maybe Waar wouldn't pick her again" theory. But it backfired on my ass.

Got at least the second of my intended top three picks in, better than last game when I had to go for Plan E.

I'll be off now for five consecutive Christmas parties/piggings. The waifu thread should reach 20 when I get back.

@oneshott: I went for the "maybe Waar wouldn't pick her again" theory. But it backfired on my ass.