This is way too fun of a concept. I suppose sexxors might be interesting and they say you should try everything at least once. You could make a funny game out of it; masturbation races, surprise buttsex, etc.
Ahh giving whole new meaning to "go fuck yourself." I'm in.
Anyone who says Bible Black has a bad English dub are LIARS. Bible Black English Dub...is the greatest hentai comedy in existence. Nothing comes close to the entertainment that such fail provides.
First and foremost, like most people I would air out the orchid. But beyond that I would also be interested in fabled 'girl chat' that seems to only happen between other females.
But knowing my luck, that day would be an ovulating day and I would end up being sick or something.
Me:
You don't exist
God:
I exist as much as you do.
Me:
I don't exist
God:
You exist in my mind.
Me:
You have a small penis compared to Odin
God:
Doesn't everyone have a small penis compared to Odin.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
I am cooler than you.
God:
Interesting comparison. Maybe I can become more cooler.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
Your book sucked.
God:
You think I am book sucked.