Get a hug pillow if you want to ensure that you'll keep your virginity, boys.
If you somehow manage to get a girl into your room, she will not let you lay her in a bed that has a hug pillow.
Long past caring at this point.
Long past caring about getting laid? Please, tell me you're joking.
A bit more than that... long past caring about much of anything. For the last 3 years or so I have done everything in my power to escalate the collapse of human civilization. It's been fun.
Definitely doujins. Something fun about seeing your favourite characters taking a serious pounding; they also tend to have a lot more funny moments in them. I like videos, but they often end up being one-time views and I tend to come back to doujins more frequently.
Entirely depends on what kind of day I had. If it sucked badly, I probably don't try to think about anything and just want to sleep. If it was a good day, there's no telling what perverse or bizarre things I'll have on my mind.
[8:02:00 PM] Timeenforceranubis: The projector largely refused to play video, so we gathered everyone around my laptop like story time whenever we played a video.
[8:02:09 PM] kgods: ROFL
[8:02:14 PM] kgods: That is a beautiful description