Kiss-Shot Posts

I'm shocked no one has advised to kick him in the balls, you'd win his heart within mere seconds.

But yeah it's probably best you take the lead if he has no experience (something I would've appreciated back in my younger days.)

Evolution all the way for me. Always had difficulty believing in god as a child, but George Carlin sums it up perfectly.



Sometimes I can't fathom how someone can possibly be so devoted to religion or believe so strongly in god.

Most likely, no.

Unless they had my sandwich on them or something.

...I don't see the problem, I personally would never use a dating site but what's wrong with someone seeking a partner who has similar interest's to theirs?

Plus even if they do disagree on certain anime there's no couple that agree's on every single thing, plus if you don't want to be with someone based on an anime series they like or dislike then you may want to fix your standards.

I tend to doubt reality a bit now and then, I usually go with long periods of not sleeping so when I eventually do I sleep for hours and always have a lot of intense dreaming.

Recently I experienced but rather oddly in the dream I got confused, I was starting to realize it was all a dream, but what was happening ni the dream I wished to be real, started telling myself it was reality, as I told myself this the dream became more and more vibrant, I could feel coldness, the area I was in become clearer (my dreams are usually rather clouded.)

Was a very odd dream-experience, perhaps I was going a bit lucid which would explain the weirdness, it's just the fact I could feel temperature struck me the most since my dreams usually only involve sight and hearing.

I suppose you could argue we all have our own reality and it's all down to our own perception.

I'd say not to bother asking people considering we all have different tastes. If you want it then just get it!

I personally wouldn't get it but that's because I dislike wearing polo shirts. Anyway like I just said, go get it!

Surely for people who fap over hentai endlessly would prefer a white sumo chair thingy... hey we all misfire!

Yeah if we don't get a Majora's Mask re-make I will be most unpleased. I'm in that group of people who believe MM was better than OOT.

Anyway hopefully we'll get some more Zelda gameplay footage where the controls work, I'm also curious to see how the rest of the game looks.

Unfortunately I did not actually excrete anything, but since it's obviously such an amazing story I'm going to adapt into a film, so maybe said excretion shall be present in the film.

So I have an amazing story to share with you all!

At night when I'm browsing the forums or doing whatever I tend to leave my black light on since my lamp is basically dead. This however attracts an army of moths to my window and I usually have to spend the night listening to them bang against my window.

But just recently I heard louder noises against my window, I go to look and I get a cat staring right back at me, needless to say it gave me quite a fright. Turns out it's basically being a warrior against moths, apparently cats eat moths now?

tl;dr? A cat made me shit myself in fear!

So to keep a point to this topic share your moments that have included you crapping your pants or making you jump out of your skin!