Kiss-Shot Posts

Britian's got Talent.

1) None of the people who enter have any talent and should be shot after auditioning.
2) It has Simon Cowell judging talent, too ironic.
3) I hate talent shows, it's poison


I'm sure none of you have heard of the show considering you're all most likely in America, but I needed to express my hatred for the show :3

It's all down to your own perspective and opinion. For me I wouldn't mind too much, I've been thinking I'd rather adopt anyway, the thought of being committed to a single partner gives me nightmares.

Can't remember if I've posted in here or not, well I guess I may be repeating myself then.

There's only been one time where I was almost caught, my stepdad just walked into my room without knocking to give me some of my clothes. I insta-put my cock away and turned off my computer's screen. He most likely realized what I was doing but just acted natural and left.

It's thanks to that minor incident that my ears now pick up the smallest foot steps that happen near my room, I'm well prepared.

It doesn't make you speak the truth, it just makes you not give a shit of what you say to anyone....which I suppose is the truth so I've contradicted myself... although it differs from each person, no matter how drunk I get I still don't tell many secrets, too busy vomiting or something.

Are there actually people who are so desperate for sex that they use a pillow? I'm pretty sure no one has ever laid their head onto their pillow and mistaken it for a vagina before.

I'm pretty sure it wasn't, I could tell from his profile that it wasn't one quickly put together.

Although my friends did have a good laugh at it :P

I don't think the intention was to ever sell, an e-mag makes much more sense. If it's ever going to go beyond that it'd probably be something for conventions rather than the shops.

So last night some random dude added me on Facebook, I was curious on who it was so I accepted. Few minutes later he started talking to me, then started asking if I was single, then started asking me other weird questions. Turns out he assumed I was gay just like him, I made it clear I wasn't (it even says on my profile that I'm straight >_>)

But after this he continued talking to me, saying how it was a shame I wasn't, and whether I'd let a guy suck me off if they paid me and how he could make me 'spunk everywhere'. It was at this point I deleted him.

Too lazy to read? I got chatted up by a horny gay guy.

So who's the weirdest person you've had chat you up?

Unfortunately bits of fabric just don't turn me on, so no.

I agree though that first it's best to decide what content your going to include.

Will it have anime and manga reviews? Hentai Reviews?

I think it'll be good to have a section to keep the community updated on the various things happening, such as convention's Fakku are attending, things like that. And like I said before, if possible try and interview the hentai scan groups, I'm sure people would like to get to know more about the people who spend their time for us to give out these releases.

Once you've fully decided on what content it's going to have then it's time to put the layout design in full force :P

Ok here's my basic mock up, a basic idea. (There's many things I don't even like of my own version, too cluttered for example. But it's just to give a better idea of things. Oh and all the text is simple Bakemonogatari stuff copied and pasted from wiki, I just didn't want to leave the example blank :P )



It's not always necessary to have a background, sometimes a plain white one is fine and can most of the time be easier on the eyes and makes things easier to read. So if your going to add a background always make sure the article is at least readable.

Also make sure the font fits the theme of everything, different and unique text is nice and all but can look out of place or tacky. Also considering it's a Fakku magazine try and bring in some of it's colour's, it'll make things feel more familiar.

Oh and when it comes to images I'd say it's best not to use fan art, sure there's impressive work out there but it can be distracting due to the different styles used and the artist may not all be too pleased with their art being used without permission. So try and stick with screen shots and official artwork.

Also make sure the images you use are relevant to the article, for example your Bakemonogatari one had images in the middle of the article that had nothing to do with it.

Also it's important to structure the text properly, just having a wall of text isn't a good way to present your article and again can be a discomforting. So try to break it up now and then.


Now my mock up is not perfect and also needs some work, like I said it's just meant to give a basic idea, try and keep things exciting and varied. It can be a pain when laying things out and trying to structure it properly, but hey if the community respond positively it'll be worth it.


So yeah that's my advice, I'd like to try and help as much as possible with this project when I can, so don't hesitate to message me if you need help.

Oh and one last thing, I thought it'd be cool if you interview'd Hentai Groups, like Soba-Scans or other individuals (assuming they'd be willing to.) I think that'd be an interesting thing to add to the magazine.

Anyway good luck with the project!

It's a cool idea but personally I'd say it has some design and layout issue's. I'm willing to contribute to some of the design work, in fact I'll do a small mock-up of what I personally think would work better.

Again it's a good idea, but the design needs some work.

(Oh and hell yes there should be nudity, wouldn't be much of a Fakku magazine without it :P )

Been trying to find a decently subbed version for a while, thanks much for the effort you put in and the release!