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Kalem Darkfire wrote...
It depends do you use an Apple device or an Andriod device?Apple but Cherry has a small android tablet so I can play both.
As a fan of simple puzzle games like bejeweled, Puyo Puyo, Tetris, Bust a Move, ect... I am looking for a good and simple puzzle game to take with me.
What do you recommend?
What do you recommend?
Fireball and vodka shots.
Bunny ears.
Cotton balls.
A short dildo.
Skittles.
3 Easter eggs.
Some lube.
Alone time in my house.
Oh, and some masking tape.
So after we all had a fun party at Cherry's house, I told my dad to stay there for a while longer and give us alone time. Of course I needed a few minutes to prepare.
I put on the ears, shoved the tail up by bum,lunricated and filled eggs with skittles and taped them shut story wouldn't open while I shoved them up my woman parts.
We had sex. I laid the eggs. She ate all the candy inside them and even put a few peices back in there to try and get out with her tongue. So yeah..,
Happy fucking Easter every fucker!
What did you do on this, the day of egg laying bunnies and zombie saviors rising into the heavens?
And yeah I'm probably drunk.
Bunny ears.
Cotton balls.
A short dildo.
Skittles.
3 Easter eggs.
Some lube.
Alone time in my house.
Oh, and some masking tape.
So after we all had a fun party at Cherry's house, I told my dad to stay there for a while longer and give us alone time. Of course I needed a few minutes to prepare.
I put on the ears, shoved the tail up by bum,lunricated and filled eggs with skittles and taped them shut story wouldn't open while I shoved them up my woman parts.
We had sex. I laid the eggs. She ate all the candy inside them and even put a few peices back in there to try and get out with her tongue. So yeah..,
Happy fucking Easter every fucker!
What did you do on this, the day of egg laying bunnies and zombie saviors rising into the heavens?
And yeah I'm probably drunk.
Cherry's parents gave the twins 400 dollars for getting furniture from some thrift stores. They were happy to. They're awesome!
Twins have already got their stuff in there. It's pretty empty right now but it won't be soon. We've got a good plan for the living room. Gonna be fun I think, all of this designing and stuff.
Twins have already got their stuff in there. It's pretty empty right now but it won't be soon. We've got a good plan for the living room. Gonna be fun I think, all of this designing and stuff.
Helped the Twins move into thier new appartment. Nice place. Could use a bit of carpet cleaning and a big sofa, and the walls being re-painted, but that's a project for next week.
I'm going to take the offer the twins gave me. Cherry and I be moving into their new appartment with them at their request. It's going to be fine, fun too, and if us living together (as it's sorta been already) doesn't work out, they aren't more than 6 minutes away.
Anyone got any housewarming ideas? I need to get something to congratulate them on the new place. Already got them Hard Lemonade & Limeade for the housewarming party, but I still need an idea for a gift.
Anyone got any housewarming ideas? I need to get something to congratulate them on the new place. Already got them Hard Lemonade & Limeade for the housewarming party, but I still need an idea for a gift.
Gravity cat wrote...
Also it's my birthday.
Spoiler:
As for me...not much.
As for Lemon and Lime though... They will be moving into thier own apartment nearby. its like a 4 minute drive or a 20 minute walk.
The twins will always be welcome back to either my place or Cherry's house should things go wrong.
Cherry and I have actually been invited to move in with them, at least to try it out. We just might take them up on that offer. While the twins were bunking between Cherry's place and my house, and with how often Cherry and I slept together, it might as well have been like we lived together. The past half a year or so
Spring still needs to get off its lazy ass and do its fucking job and night! Those flowers gotta ejaculate their pollen everywhere for all the other flowers!
Yeaaaah! Asexual plant sex!
Yeaaaah! Asexual plant sex!
O, Spring.
Where do thy goeth at dusk?
You abandon us to feel the chills of the winter moon once more... After a simple kiss of warmth on the face.
Spring, stop teasing. Winter has left for spring break... Oh. I see.
You're partying in New Orleans at night. Winter better be getting paid overtime for your laziness at night, sir.
Where do thy goeth at dusk?
You abandon us to feel the chills of the winter moon once more... After a simple kiss of warmth on the face.
Spring, stop teasing. Winter has left for spring break... Oh. I see.
You're partying in New Orleans at night. Winter better be getting paid overtime for your laziness at night, sir.
What are some ideas for fan fiction you wish you could write but lack the time or effort needed?
I've always wanted to write a story about Dora either quitting her show or being fired, and then going on an adventure with Kai-Lan in order to gain enough money to start their own educational kids network.
I've also wanted to make a fanfic of PuyoPuyo... But is likely get a lot wrong in terms of the characters personalities. I mean, Arle pretty much has absolutely no intrest in romance of any kind to my knowledge. It wouldn't make sense for her to suddenly fall in love.
I've always wanted to write a story about Dora either quitting her show or being fired, and then going on an adventure with Kai-Lan in order to gain enough money to start their own educational kids network.
I've also wanted to make a fanfic of PuyoPuyo... But is likely get a lot wrong in terms of the characters personalities. I mean, Arle pretty much has absolutely no intrest in romance of any kind to my knowledge. It wouldn't make sense for her to suddenly fall in love.
With my friends it has happened many times. I'm usually the one receiving it though XD
better a trusted pervert that would enjoy it than thier moms and stuff eh?
better a trusted pervert that would enjoy it than thier moms and stuff eh?
It is probably my waifu who is encountering me. Fuck yeah I'd fuck her fucking fuckholes fucking furiously fuck!
Coconutt wrote...
This is a serious discussion? Angels, genesis and dinosaurs? We already factually know what stars are and what they are made of, so on and so fort, you know in the 'scientific way'.
I figured religion and stuff might be involved in this discussion...
I'm not asking what the stars are or what they're made of, but what sort of things have made the Stars this sort of thing that people would worship... Like constolations and stuff, or the zodiac, or maybe stories you were told as a kid about what the stars are doing up there like how in the Lion King, the Stars were the kings of the past.
Not good at explaining it...sorry
A simple question... But it led to an hour and a half of conversation.
Last night Cherry and I had to sleep on the couch. If you know me well enough, you'd know Cherry and I have insomnia and like to talk about stuff before we actually sleep. Well I thought it would be a good idea to lay out in the grass and talk there like we used to when we were kids.
Me and Cherry watched the stars talking about random shit until we were both simply dazzled by the clear night skies.
We started talking about stars and what they are doing up there... More on a spiritual / religious level and not a scientific one.
Cherry said that God probably made the stars so that he can create life elsewhere if he needs to, and that we aren't alone in the universe. She likes to think the dinosaurs after they were wiped out, God gave them a new world with thier own star and made that their heaven... This happened several times until God remade the world as we know it today in the seven days of Genesis.
And I added the theory that angels live inside the stars so that they may guide us when we need them most, and that the fire from the stairs not only give us the light needed to create life, but also protect the Angels from any Demons who travel the stars as they cannot stand the holy fires of the sun. (And Black Holes are the Demon's way of trying to get rid of soda holy fire)
Last night Cherry and I had to sleep on the couch. If you know me well enough, you'd know Cherry and I have insomnia and like to talk about stuff before we actually sleep. Well I thought it would be a good idea to lay out in the grass and talk there like we used to when we were kids.
Me and Cherry watched the stars talking about random shit until we were both simply dazzled by the clear night skies.
We started talking about stars and what they are doing up there... More on a spiritual / religious level and not a scientific one.
Cherry said that God probably made the stars so that he can create life elsewhere if he needs to, and that we aren't alone in the universe. She likes to think the dinosaurs after they were wiped out, God gave them a new world with thier own star and made that their heaven... This happened several times until God remade the world as we know it today in the seven days of Genesis.
And I added the theory that angels live inside the stars so that they may guide us when we need them most, and that the fire from the stairs not only give us the light needed to create life, but also protect the Angels from any Demons who travel the stars as they cannot stand the holy fires of the sun. (And Black Holes are the Demon's way of trying to get rid of soda holy fire)
Twins had a touching moment today. Cherry and I were in the room when it happened. It was awkward just standing there being silent watching it happen, but it was cute.
I let them cuddle on my bed. They are asleep cuddled very close on said bed, likely butt naked (Lemon is at least topless, I know that much) and we don't want to wake them up.
Cherry's place is out of the question right now. Her parents wanted a "date night" at home.
So Cherry's folk are having sex at her place..,
The twins probably had sex in my bed fort (I don't mind. It is the Love Fortess for a reason.)
And to top it off... Cherry and I can hear porno going on from my dad's bedroom as I type this, so he's probably "fantasizing" of having sex.
We're having to sleep on the couches tonight. We can share one couch and cuddle, I know we can. Cherry and I almost ducked on my couch once... ... I might go have sex on my couch. I dunno. Everyone else is doing it. Might as well.
I let them cuddle on my bed. They are asleep cuddled very close on said bed, likely butt naked (Lemon is at least topless, I know that much) and we don't want to wake them up.
Cherry's place is out of the question right now. Her parents wanted a "date night" at home.
So Cherry's folk are having sex at her place..,
The twins probably had sex in my bed fort (I don't mind. It is the Love Fortess for a reason.)
And to top it off... Cherry and I can hear porno going on from my dad's bedroom as I type this, so he's probably "fantasizing" of having sex.
We're having to sleep on the couches tonight. We can share one couch and cuddle, I know we can. Cherry and I almost ducked on my couch once... ... I might go have sex on my couch. I dunno. Everyone else is doing it. Might as well.
To the admins and stuff.
Yes. This is better! Much better!
I guess it could use a bit of fine tuning though.
For instance the text editor I am using to type this on my phone right now... It could be about 20% wider to the right so that there isn't this white space there (though you may be planning to place a vertical banner ad there, in which case I understand, but I wouldn't like an ad next to the walls of blogging, sexy stories, and nonsense I spew from my grape flavored slime tongue.
That and you still can't make the automatic search results go away once you click on the search bar and type something in. need to find a way to fix that.
Yes. This is better! Much better!
I guess it could use a bit of fine tuning though.
For instance the text editor I am using to type this on my phone right now... It could be about 20% wider to the right so that there isn't this white space there (though you may be planning to place a vertical banner ad there, in which case I understand, but I wouldn't like an ad next to the walls of blogging, sexy stories, and nonsense I spew from my grape flavored slime tongue.
That and you still can't make the automatic search results go away once you click on the search bar and type something in. need to find a way to fix that.
