Mister Guest Posts

Heeeeeey. Who missed me?
My internet and TV services were down the past 5 days. I'm still stuck in this fucking body cast.
This week was incredibly boring to me. Talking and my DS can only do so much.
3 more weeks and then the cast comes off, and then after some therapy I can do stuff again!
3 fucking weeks -.-

*orgasms on contact*
XD I know exactly what you mean by that.

I have no idea what's with the goop bumping I appear to have become popular in my forced absence from the Internet. (TV and Internet went down for 5 days... It sucked)

"My Teenie Weenie Pixel Genie"
Those words do not make a good song for a cartoon opening.

I found out about this Australian/Canadian cartoon called Pixel Pinkie.
Really low frame rate (I think it was 12 rather than the standard 24 frames a second, even less than sometimes... In fact the best and smoothest animation is pinkie flying around the credits)
Low quality flash animation. Like seriously.
Sort of rips the Fairly Odd Parents in concept of "Kid gets magical friend who can grant wishes but wishes always backfire in ironic ways"
It apparently airs often in Australia. I feel sorry for them.
Pinkie has an annoying voice.

So far one of the worst cartoons I've seen. Some of you may recall me liking to laugh along with bad cartoons and even asking you what the most hilariously bad cartoons you saw were.
I barley cracked a smirk. It's that bad.

Yesterday we all got drunk and watched some cheesy disaster movies.
It was fucking awesome!
My follow up doctors appointment also went well. My leg is healing nicely. Twas a pain to load me in and out of Cherry's Dad's van but with help we managed to get there without the need to call an ambulance or some other form of medical transport.

Okay, so if I want to share an image here on Fakku I have to go to one of those image uploading places like tinypic or imagr, upload it there, copy the given URL, and paste in the [img] code box thing.

Really simple for me to do on my computer, but it's much more of a pain doing it on My phone, so I ask.
Is there a more efficient way of doing this if you are stuck using a mobile device?

I mean, normally I use tinypic (and it was working before, if a bit clunkily) but now when it asks me to prove I'm not a bot, it glitches out as soon as I touch the text box by opening an ad and forcing the answer box out of reach in the corner. And when I tried other sites I noticed inconsistent results, some of which seemed to cause errors not allowing me to post.

Is there a better way of doing this? What do you do to upload images on Fakku? Is it possible to do from your phone?

Cherry had a terrible dream. She woke up thinking she was in a coma dream.
she had a dream where she woke up from a coma and I was already out of cast but using crutches, I guess implying that she was in a coma for 5+ weeks
With her going to bed early last night and sleeping in till 1:30 I don't really question why she had the dream. Aprox 14 hours of sleep she got. Almost 3 times the amount she usually gets.

Cherry is asleep like an adorable chibi angel

Meanwhile I'm stuck on Fakku due to my usual insomnia instead of talking to cherry about stuff.
She normally can't sleep either. I'm glad she'll be getting a good nights rest but the only sound right now is the "tap tap tap" of me touching the phone keyboard and some loud crickets.

I'm used to the silence when she isn't in my bed but this time she is, and I kinda miss her quiet tired voice right now.
Guess all I can do is drag her a bit closer so I can cuddle her because I can't roll on my side and do it.
Imago try 2 go nitenite nao. K thx by.

I made Cherry cry. It was quiet and we were watching a recording of Mythbusters. And then with no provocation, I said a thing. And those 8 simple words made her start crying.

I have no regrets.

Cheesy romantic movie day is going great.

No. Don't stop. Draw the Lower Half!

As said yesterday my plans were kaput
(Cherry came home with Pocky and tons of candy for us to share though
No watching cheesy romantic comedies all day. It'll have to wait till Monday.

And to all those alone on this day of love, as Fakku's resident slime girl, I send a sexy slime guy/girl to offer kisses and making sweet messy love all night long.
Least I could do. If you prefer, slime lolis and shotas are available as non sexual platonic pals!
All kinds of colors! Recolor with food coloring! Flavors are set per slime and can be enhanced but not changed.
Drippy and smooth variants available. Results and personalities may vary. Not available in Wyoming for unknown reasons.
I hope you all had a good Valentine's Day.

So much candy! My god! And Pocky! Strawberry Pocky Kisses x 30!
Also some jello hearts Cherry made for us to share
Monday we should be able to do what I had planned because she's off from work and my dad has to work.
Just me and her all day in bed, sharing these candies, watching cheesy romantic comedies, cuddling and kissing and talking about stuff.

It'll be like our teenage years when we didn't have a date for valentines (it happened often as I could never keep a boyfriend for long. And she didn't date often.) We'd just hang out and watch cheesy movies. Now we're doing that as lovers.

My valentines plans are kaput.
Cherry will make it up to me I know, but I'll be alone on Valentine's Day.

The manager of that place has since cracked down on what goes into the delivery trucks, and he recommended me a good physical therapist for when I get out of this cast (I'm apparently going to need one) and I got a little care package from him.
Apparently I should be getting some compensation. The manager is working with my dad to work out a fair deal.
Personally if the company covers the cost of physical therapy (if my insurance doesn't already cover it) that would be good enough for me.

Thanks ^.^

At this point I've decided to go through with dying my hair a dark dark purple.
Not only will my hair stay about as dark as it is now, but the purple will complement Cherry's light blonde hair very nicely. Besides. Purple is my favorite color.

I also learned that my ultra dark brown hair is called "Natural Black" and that those with eastern Asian ethnicity have the genes for Jet Black hair... Hair that is actually black and not just really really dark brown

Hoo boy do I have a list. There are too many things that make watching hentai a turn off for me which is why I don't masturbate to it often. Let's begin.

Straight Man on Woman hentai.


Yuri


Hentai in General

By "Violations" I assume you found some Loli-Ish looking manga here (which from what I heard, Loli is now allowed back on Fakku. Correct me if I'm wrong)

But no, there is no law that says porn of any kind with girls featuring small boobs is illegal.
If there was if be arrested 3 times by now XD

Welcome to Fakku BTW. Have a gooey hug fromq the local slime girl around here! *gives hig*

If I don't like a dildo up the butt all that much I don't think I'd like a penis up the butt.
I prefer anal beads thank you very much. Just not the huge ones.