NutritiousGoop Posts

I want to upgrade to iOS 8. I put it off because I figured it would be buggy on release and stuff, but I want to get it now... But I have a serious problem and I don't know how to get around it.

I have 6 GB of memory on my phone... Odd number but it's the one I was given with my upgrade a couple months back. About 1.8 GB of memory is used from the basic apps alone, meaning if I delete literally everything I can I still won't have the 4.7 GB needed to download iOS 8 because of the data of the aps I can't or don't want to delete, like my contacts and address book. I also apparently have songs stored on the cloud from U2 that I can't get rid of either. Didn't know I had that because I don't use the music section.

Anyway, how am I supposed to upgrade if my phone litteraly does not have enough space built in to it to begin with to download the upgrade?

Well I can say I remember most of that night because they cut me off before I got smashed or hammered... But then before bed instead of the "drunk sex" I was expecting I was instead treated to some cold wine with Cherry on the patio where we had a nice conversation... Can't remember for the life of me what it was about (something about my desire for larger boobs apparently because all Cherry could remember was that I "went on about getting size D implants or some shit. I keep telling you, your boobs are fine, Jelly'. "),

but apparently I was all over her physically (boob groping and such) because I guess I still wanted the drunk sex... Either that or I was talking about how beautiful Cherry's larger than average chest is to me...

No matter what was said on the patio I at least know it was about the female breasts and outer beauty relating to said breasts.

and then we went to bed. No sex. That disappointed me. Woke up with mild hangover and decided the cure was morning jello in a cup from my mini fridge.

If you can, what happened? I can't awnser my own question yet as I am currently pretty fucking drunk, and can still remember most things though I have a lack of focus and really want to have Cherry do stuff with me and then have drunk sex. And i got my head squeezed between her boobies because pillows and sleepy.

But before I go to bed and likely get laid, can you remember what happened the last time you were drunk?

I leave the lights off but my fortress lights on. Christmas lights behind blue bed sheet make stars in the sky and it's nice.

I shaved and it feels so good to rub now so I guess I take back my previous statement whatever it was.

Does that mean I'm a Loli because I'm a midget with a flat boobs and a cute face.
Then again a lot of people I love are cute. Flicking adorable even. I want plus hoes made of them as slime people. Slime plush is best plush.

They wouldn't give me another damn Budweiser. Yeah I'm drunk but I'm not that drunk!
And you know what drunk means!

I'm drunk. I kinda like being drunk, let me tell you. Just need to remember not to let that go to my head and we should all be good right? Tonight was fun.

How is it possible to have an unexciting round of UNO with your family and friends who can get into the game?!?!
How?

I can make my text purple and still have it pretty easy to read

And I will not go into many details but that thing... Cherry I fucking love you! We shared a moment out in her lawn that resulted in us crying happy love tears and cuddling in the shade for what felt like hours, but was only 30 minutes. I love having little moments... The best ones we've shared seem to be out on her lawn. Maybe I should go out their more often XD



I just want to know if fuchsia also works.

You plan to do anything special for the kiddies who will be ringing doorbells and knock knock knocking for some candy? Will you go trick or treating with your kids instead?

What are your plans for this Halloween?


If possible id like to dress up as a woman obsessed with the color purple, with purple hair and sloppy purple body paint all over me and my purple outfit, rocking back and forth on my porch... Constantly muttering how my house needs more purple in it, and yelling "stay back! I give offerings!" at kids because their costumes aren't purple enough either. And as they leave make some sort of fake prayer about how "purple is the ultimate, the savior of us all, it loves us, it protects us, O heavenly violet above. "

I'll give purple and black candy from a purple pail too

Let me dim the lights and get out my flashlight. You know set the mood.
Now then, in the spirit of Halloween coming later this month, I decre that everyone shall give me links to the worst creepypastas and fan fictions you've ever read...

Because what could be scarier than really shitty writing!? *turns flashlight on and off making ghost and thunder noises until hyper realistic blood splatters on your screen*

But seriously, I'm in the mood for dumb ghost stories from the internet, so lay em on me.

Nope... Well, actually, during my second time I did because I came right in Cherry's face unexpectedly while receiving oral... And I tend to have squirting orgasms... Felt so good that I was in bliss for a few seconds, but seeing the unamused look on Cherry's face afterwards... It didn't kill her mood though. Continued after i cleaned her face off.

Take a look at what I found for Halloween!

Also, it's cute and has nice boobies pillows to lay my head upon.

7 / 10 because I think it needs color to be even cuter

^ "Hey man! How you Bean" "Oh I've Bean fine" *laughtrack*
< I have had recurring dreams where I meet strange people on an elevator in a nice beach resort. These dreams have actually helped me awnser questions I didn't even know I was asking myself.
V Favorite dessert or midnight snack?

*uses boobs of above avatar as pillows*

The haiku corner
I did create that thread, yes.
Hugs from the... Porner?

Rhyming with haiku
This will prove quite challenging. .....
....
God dammit... I'm stuck.

My love for purple
A color of the sunset
Much better than orange

Silver is okay
It makes the number 12, but
Only once a month

And yes I am trying to rhyme words that don't have a rhyme with other words that don't have a rhyme. Don't question my logic

I learned plenty of important things.

*gives you gooey hugs as aliens attack the background or something I dunno I'm watching shitty 80's cartoons and digesting burrito and nachos and typing a run on sentence that is me role playing a bit as a slime girl because I love slime hentai and think I legit want to be said slime girl but I can't so I just like to pretend now and again by doing things like giving gooey grape flavored hugs much like I am doing now and no I will not have a period at the end of this increasingly huge sentence that probably wore you out so I will stop typing out this paraphrah of a single sentence rather soon but not quite yet because Fakku is indeed a nice place and now I'm done Ha I fold you there would be no period at the end*

Childishness aside, this is a great community of adults who act like adults and stuff.
If I wanted cyber E-sex I'd go to Kik... But it saddens me how many teens are saying things like "15, horny, Kik me :)" or doing sexy role play on omegle, let alone other hentai and porn sites that have forums... I've seen those places. I'm not going back to those forums. I'm staying here with occasional trips to Puyo Nexus thank you very much.

Went out with everyone and had Mexican for dinner.
And I had some nachos.