NutritiousGoop Posts

I talk more on the internet, but I don't really change that much. I'm also just as curious about the stupid shit you can see me posting sometimes IRL which makes for interesting if stupid conversations.

Lime got hurt in her good eye. She is blind In one eye because of this thing that happened in her childhood and now the other eye is injured for apparently a simmilar reason. I don't know how bad it is though. Details are currently scarce other than they're at the hospital.

Reviving because I was going to make a topic about the same thing.
I was so bored and coudlnt sleep so I used an anime maker to make me and my buddyrionopalzywalzies! Make sure I never type that word again please...
Me! Only with a slightly taller head as the avatar maker did not let me choose head shape.

Cherry! I bet you weren't expecting her to be blond, huh? Well her blushing red cheeks are her namesake, not her hair.

Lemon! (and the legend of the nerdy glasses that add +2INT)

Lime! She wears a contact instead, and yes, I said A contact. Something bad and traumatizing for both of the twins happened when she was a young kid, and that event resulted in that eye and her cheek getting cut real bad. She's self conscious about her eye and that scar on her cheek from that thing. I think she's still cute though.

My reaction to this is

How does that even?!?! I'm sorta glad it's mostly been shown with huge boobs and nipples though.
I don't think it would work any other way, I mean, if you were to do that with my breasts you might as well be rubbing it between my ribs. Bigger boobs = bigger room for the bigger cocks that somehow fit through that tiny tiny hole. .

I found the pink ponycorn! I put it in a jar!

I also made jello and got to share many sticks of pocky with Cherry. I want to know where she got the pocky from, because if one box equals about 20 kisses per box while we enjoy chocolate covered cookie sticks, then I want more pocky.

God dammit you too!? I also ran out of toilet paper today. It's so embarrassing having to yell across the house to ask for more. Thing is though, we ran out of all the toilet paper and not just in the hall bathroom.
Lemon had to give me a couple paper towels instead.

You really should. It might be compression fractures in your back from overworking it or something. I know my grandpa had to retire early because his back gave out on him.

But anyway, my day sucked. I will not be going into details. I do that enough and need to learn to be more concise. I'm going to bed now. Goodnight.

I'm going to bed.

... No really, that and my daily trip to Fakku are the only good things that happened to me today.

A cat is fine too...

But in seriousness, I just use my fingers and occasionally this old vibrating toothbrush with a nice rounded tip at the handle.

I am an only child BTW. That means to you people who "fucked my sister" ... Well, either you can cum from having sex with the air or we need to get you people laid!

Stupid question I know.
How long can you keep fucking until you cum? I last in bed at least 30 minutes before orgasm when handled right, but done roughly I'd no more than 3 minutes but can still go on for another 3 minutes straight.

I'd honestly like to meet one. I wouldn't give her a blowjob or anything. I already have a woman for that XD
But I would have some questions if it's alright with her, like

The date tonight went better than expected concidering how pissed Cherry was coming home. The date night and bath afterwards was just what she needed.

But just knowing Cherry had a rough day thanks to some idiots harassing the waitresses made me upset. Apparently they thought it was like hooters in there because of most of the wait staff being female and quite sexy from what I've seen, except for this one girl, but she is really good at her job.
But yeah. You do not spank the waitress and call her your bitch. Not while Cherry is around anyway. She wasn't the one spanked but she was hit on.

You can say you're proud to be Black
You can say you're proud to be Hispanic
You can say you're proud to be Asian
But the moment we say that we am proud to be white, suddenly people look at us as though we are nazis of the KKK or something of the sort.

I think my ribs are finnaly fully healed.

That and I'm looking forward to when Cherry gets home. I has surprises. My dad is not home either. It's going to be a stay at home date night.
I told the twins not to show up and gave them 10 dollars so they could go on a simple date. They're apparently going to buy a gallon of ice cream and share it, as well as popcorn for movies later. That's what they said they'd use it for.

But it will just be me and Cherry again. Looking forward to it.

Absolutely nothing. And it will stay that way today.
I'm just waiting for Cherry because I haz surprizes

I'm just curious, have any of you ever been with a hermpahrodie? A futa girl? A shemale? Whatever you want to call them, have you ever slept with a chick with a dick, or at least know of one?

I'm curious, that's all. This new fascination with futanari mixed with slime and slime girls might have something to do with it, but I want to know. They seem rediculously rare, as I have never heard of anyone who was a hermaphrodite... Ever.

Keep these coming people!
Says me with hipster glasses and some sort of bottoy magazine XD

I just can't help feeling like a gossipy teen reading these, but I am glad you people are meeting your partners in interesting ways

And to soumatata and caffelatte, as soon as you get some come back here and let me know so that high fives may be given

This is today's date
September 27th
At least as I type

One month of haiku
I shall celebrate this fact
With some more haiku

Such a gentle touch
Like that of a young toddler
Hey! Wait! That tickles

Tee hee hee hee heeee
Aho ho ho ho ha ha ha
Stop it! I'm ticklish!

Party party par
Tea you gotta have a par
Tea party party

I open up my arms
Waiting for your warm embrace
The sign says "Fwee hugz!"

My friend's reactions to trying the "GRAPE" soda were hilarious, even if it almost made us all sick.