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Kaimax wrote...
blinkgirl211 wrote...
Wonder why they didn't add some newer class to this or something different for classes at least.Just for perspective ,
New Nohr Classes: Nohr Prince/Princess, Maid, Butler, Malig Knight, Nohr Noble, Wolfskin and Wolfssegner.
New Hoshido Classes: Songstress, Oni Savage, Oni Chieftain, Priestess, Ninja, Mechanist, Master of Arms, Spear Fighter, Blacksmith, Basara, Great Master, Kinshi Knight , Master Ninja, Hoshido Noble, Kitsune and Nine-Tails.
In addition, a lot of the old classes got new/different skills. Sorcerers got Bowbreaker, Bow Knight has Shuriken/Dagger Breaker, and the Knight and it's promotions got some really sweet ones. Knight has an additional defense boost from terrain, Great Knights take 10 less damage when they attack, and General has the amazing double-attack nullifier.
The game has done a pretty damned good job of tweaking the old stuff whilst also introducing a whole slew of new.
My only personal caveats are the lack of NUNS WITH AXES and that the Basara and Onmyoji look kinda stupid.
When someone can find me the

of this vid.
Some idiot took a perfectly nice MMD, but shrunk the vid and overlayed stoner music.
I'm looking for eye candy, not nose candy.

of this vid.
Some idiot took a perfectly nice MMD, but shrunk the vid and overlayed stoner music.
I'm looking for eye candy, not nose candy.
Spikedpikes wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
People do what they like, because anyone who can read this post already has what they need.what about homeless who somehow have smartphones with data plans?
I'd tell them to get their fucking priorities straight.
CronaBaka wrote...
Sneakyone wrote...
CronaBaka wrote...
Sneakyone wrote...
Winged-Fapper wrote...
I got some .30 cal. Armor Piercing ammo, but my teleporter is broken.That is collectible stuff yo, hold onto it.
Why would you want armor piercing ammo?
Why not?
Unless you plan to go head to head with SWAT or the SAS, then I don't see how it would be necessary.
But having an account on here is?
People do what they like, because anyone who can read this post already has what they need.
opanihuya wrote...
Winged-Fapper wrote...
Ha! I just celebrated 20 years at my job. Sucks to be you. But seriously, good luck!Which means you're at least 38 and youre still here wtf!
His "job" is sperm donor.
artcellrox wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Revelations is where I'm hoping they do decent writing.... um... good for you, but just a bit of advice... don't get your hopes up.
Rephrase. Better than Conquest.
artcellrox wrote...
WideEyedMan wrote...
Haven't played Fates in ages because the story-butchering is probably one of the worst in history[/spoil]Hi, yeah. Fun fact: the story was actually this bad. Nothing about the main plot itself or even a lot of the dialogue within the story was actually changed. Kamui really is that cringey in the original Japanese, and a lot of the plot is just bad anyway. If anything, it was found out that things were more black and white in the original, whereas the localization actually made the Hoshidans seem more morally grey.
I highly doubt anyone plays Conquest for the plot.
For me, at least- it's for the great map designs. It's a great challenge without pulling computer-is-a-cheating-bastard bullshit.
Revelations is where I'm hoping they do decent writing.
Another note.
Guys.
There is too many waifu.
And this is just one side.
How the fuck am I gonna choose anyone in Revelations.
Rbz wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
What I really hate about Boo Camp are those fucking Stone Golems. They basically force you into a do-or-die situation. You either rush in and hopefully kill them and all the greens, which means only your mounted units- or you basically have to bench one unit for the rest of the map, since you want to keep chasing the golds, but they're left in the dust.Having gone through Boo Camp about 50+ times at this point, the best advice I can give is to bring auxiliary units who aren't there to be grinded and whose job it is to hunt greens and golems. Here's how the map always, without fail, plays out: I send my grind troops to the upper right along with one or two auxiliaries, and the rest of the aux troops and one grind toward the center to break the wall. They then cut off the monsters coming in from the left side and are positioned so that greens can't put them in a situation where the yellow follows-up as a backup unit (because as you know the yellows are overpowered). Yellows always run for the top so the grind units should camp there and kill those closest to the evac point, while the aux units stick to the sides, since after turn 3 the spawns tend to be in the upper corners for me.
I usually just lead with Effie and Peri to kill greens. My big problem is movement range. The ones that I try to grind are the ones that struggle to reach anybody.
I still get em for the most part, it just that the stoners really throw off my game. Especially if several show up.
Kaimax wrote...
Goddamit Boo Camp, why do you have to be so Random...One play, I got sandwiched between 2 new spawns on the upper middle part of the Map, just before the sigil where the faceless escapes. So, I got gangbanged hard.
Rbz wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
I don't know if having access to skills actually breaks the game.In the sense that you're given an unfair advantage over what the game is designed around, especially in the Nohr campaign. Your setup is proof of it: low level losers with end-game pimp slap powers. It's like using a cheat code to have access to end-game weapons in an RPG. It's over. You have to put effort into losing at that point. I don't feel comfortable getting ridiculously good skills on my people (beyond what they would naturally have access to) so I'm sticking with getting aptitude on the eugenics rejects and supplement shit skills on a few others with luna or sol. Too bad aether can't be passed through a vagina.
@Kaimax I have no idea how you're having trouble with Boo Camp. Once you figure out that the greens are programmed to attack while the yellows run away and you can destroy the wall in the middle of the map, the rest is just setting up the kills to be taken by those you're grinding by weakening the fucks who negate follow-up attacks with some ranged unit.
I'm not really planning on actually using those skills in game. It's just as a set-up for my own skill shop and my eugenics project. Notably the Hoshido-exclusive skills onto my Nohr kids.
What I really hate about Boo Camp are those fucking Stone Golems. They basically force you into a do-or-die situation. You either rush in and hopefully kill them and all the greens, which means only your mounted units- or you basically have to bench one unit for the rest of the map, since you want to keep chasing the golds, but they're left in the dust.
Still- I do like that the DLC grinding levels actually make you work for your goods, unlike lolawakening.
Kaimax wrote...
Sadly, I didn't grind Odin, because he's not a swordsman anymore, now Boo Camp is hard for him as I'm in chapter 15.
Apparently he's kinda shit, especially in Revelation.
I can kinda see that. He's definitely in the bottom ranks of my army. Which is a bit of a pity, because he's just as funny here as he was in Awakening.
Rbz wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Some people have basically mad their MyCastles skill shops. Units with great skills, but basically no defenses in their castles- so you just walk on up, seize the throne, and- bam. Buy a skill at discount, or recruit someone and buy all the skills in your unit logbook.It's especially great for Conquest, because there's a lot of Hoshido-exclusive skills that can help a lot, if you can find them. Such as Counter or Quixotic.
And later I noticed that Mozu actual gained luna. Then I experimented some more and saw it only transfers skills from one character to the same character, meaning there's no reason to ever invade Nohr castles. It all breaks the game, but I like it. I've spent way too much fucking time in Birthright and Revelations is coming out tomorrow. I need to speed run the shit out of Nohr while grinding for supports.
Revelations is going to be a nightmare for supports, so I plan on having some inter-faction erotica with no faction incest, since the supports within a faction will likely be exactly the same. Also, having Subaki fuck Severa gives extra dialogue and Awakening references, and if this game were a little more realistic "Rhajat" would murder my wife.
I don't know if having access to skills actually breaks the game. Save for the breaker skills themselves. If you can get several onto a character, then- yeah. That might do it.
But elsewise I still find the game fairly challenging. The maps are really well-designed, and the AI is smarter.
Just wondering, but I saw you made a HinokaSophie. Did you run her through the Pegasus Knight line? I really want those Pegger skills on her.
Rbz wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Kaimax wrote...
Mine 00698-27374-82102-45087Bought the DLC because ...Fuck Conquest.
playing it on a slow pace because I have to share the 3DS with my sister woh's playing Birthright. Just reached chapter 15, and with 2 Kids, Kana and Sophie.
What skills did you give Sophie? I'm trying to find a SeveraSophie.
By-the-by, castle code: 07801-98046-69887-04191 name's Skill la Skill.
All right, what the fuck is going on? I see a bunch of people naming their shit EZSKILLZ, >SKILLS HERE< and the like, and you have low level faggots with high level skills? What mechanic am I missing out on here?
Edit: so I #rekked your castle and destroyed a bunch of statues for good measure, kidnapped Mozu for her luna skill aaaaaand now what? I'm still lost here.
Some people have basically mad their MyCastles skill shops. Units with great skills, but basically no defenses in their castles- so you just walk on up, seize the throne, and- bam. Buy a skill at discount, or recruit someone and buy all the skills in your unit logbook.
It's especially great for Conquest, because there's a lot of Hoshido-exclusive skills that can help a lot, if you can find them. Such as Counter or Quixotic.
Kaimax wrote...
Mine 00698-27374-82102-45087Bought the DLC because ...Fuck Conquest.
playing it on a slow pace because I have to share the 3DS with my sister woh's playing Birthright. Just reached chapter 15, and with 2 Kids, Kana and Sophie.
What skills did you give Sophie? I'm trying to find a SeveraSophie.
By-the-by, castle code: 07801-98046-69887-04191 name's Skill la Skill.
Spoiler:
Rbz wrote...
Nohr gets some land whale explorer.She's not a regular unit. The Nohr equivalent of MU-dick-only is Flora, Felicia's twin sister.
Starting my own eugenics project. Kicking it off with:
-Elise x Niles. Support unit. The paltry strength can be fixed with magic weapons- such as the 1-2 range bow that you can find in her recruitment chapter.
-Camilla x Odin. Starts off as a mage, but all her reclass options are physical. Camilla gives her decent growths all round.
-Azura x Laslow. Extremespeed Glasscannon Dodgemeister.
And, yeah- you do miss out on a kid if you marry any of the regular girls, but the princes are generally considered worse than their dads, so it's no big deal.
Still no idea who I'm gonna go for, though. Nyx actually wants my dick now, but I'm mighty tempted by the second gen girls.
I'll throw my own castle code in here later. Managed to get some pretty cool skills on almost everybody.
>Saw topic
>Accurately predicted what video would be within
My powers are growing.
But, yeah- that thing is insane.
>Accurately predicted what video would be within
My powers are growing.
But, yeah- that thing is insane.