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TheDarkStarAlchemist
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Iamnotchrishansen wrote...
DSA, where's the make s'mores option?S'mores would constitute either making one large S'more with the entire bar of chocolate A.K.A. biting, or breaking it into pieces to make smaller and more manageable S'mores. Take your pick.
atomsk434 wrote...
super darkatomsk434 wrote...
really slowAre you implying that I'm really retarded and super black?
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iMuse wrote...
I just simply eat it in one monsterous gulpYou fucking sicken me.
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inb4 "I don't like chocolate"
I break that shit.
I break that shit.
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Eraldi21 wrote...
don't go to gelbooru...[color=blue]Why not?[/color]
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Antw0n wrote...
Happy 3rd Anniversary.I'm officially giving you your pass to use standard black text instead of blue!
Wiped my ass with it. Thought it was TP.
TheDarkStarAlchemist
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Three years as of day. Wow. It's been a while.
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Eh.
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Bauss. It's awesome to see how the site has gradually progressed.
Play around with the graph and see how we are doing right here.
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When other people do my wash, when people try cramming in more trash into the bag when there obviously is no more room, when people do a "kip up" with hands...
Maybe these are just things that annoy me. Oh. Volume always has to be on an odd setting. If I turn around, I have to turn back the opposite direction [my net direction must be zero].
Maybe these are just things that annoy me. Oh. Volume always has to be on an odd setting. If I turn around, I have to turn back the opposite direction [my net direction must be zero].
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Zeriam wrote...
TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
Megas is back? I just got a junk food/car/babe boner. I wish there were more than 27 episodes. Well, 26, but 26 had two parts.Well, "Rearview Mirror, Mirror (Part 1)" is technically episode 25. While, "Rearview Mirror, Mirror (Part 2)" is episode 26.
Oh. Lame. I though it was twenty-six part one and two.
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Zeriam wrote...
I'll definitely join. I'm always down for some Megas XLR.Megas is back? I just got a junk food/car/babe boner. I wish there were more than 27 episodes. Well, 26, but 26 had two parts.
That better be the original Digimon.
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BlackScythe wrote...
Yeah, my dad.Quoted For Truth
Also. Recently it happened. A guy approach a bunch of people I was hanging with at the time. Looks like a douche, someone who just looks like They are going to give me a reason to massacre their face with my feet. Turns out he had just recently got out of prison for robbing a store and he had tried to kill his fiance and child. Instincts, I will never again doubt you.
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This is so adorable.
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I will look for it in the near future because it should be available soon. I will get back to you in a few weeks. PM me so you are in my messages list so I will remember.
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Carry a handgun. Just do it. It's for shit like that. Just get like a nice cheapish .45 and shit all over people who try to start something with you, especially when they are completely in the wrong such as in this case.
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[color=blue]Boss. Wow. December Tenth 2006? Shit. That's almost two full years before I joined. I mean I was cruisin' for asian cartoon smexx here before then, but damn.[/color]
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It doesn't exist in the C80 Thread (where is should be) and it's nowhere online unless you want to purchase the volume. So it seems the answer is a resounding NO.
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Sindalf wrote...
I carried badguy. Ignore what he says about me feeding. 6-0 undefeated!
Fuck yeah, Garen!
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Saying this isn't strenuous means you don't actually mosh or you stand on the edge of the pit and put like that douche with the beard, a bald spot, no shirt on, and a god complex. Moshing, other than the bruising and possible injuries you can sustain, is actually really good for your body. It is a constant, intense cardio exercise that takes a some gonads to do. Windmill, pick up the change, spin kicks, Most people when they are moshing are not actually out to harm people. Everyone sort of follows a sort or "moshing etiquette."
Falling. Lift that person and make sure they are not hurt. They will probably just laugh and thank you before joining back in or stepping out if they are hurt. This could possibly be the most important rule of all, you must pick up a falling mosher at all times.
Copping a feel. It's wrong. Don't do it. Every female mosher isn't a groupie and if she doesn't get revenge on you, the guy beside you will get it. Not only is it wrong, it's very disturbing to a girl. But, it does happen, and if it does, call out whoever did it. More respectful moshers will usually push him away, or get between you and him.
Hitting. It's not a fight! If you hurt someone it is etiquette to maybe shake their hand or clap their shoulder. Do a friendly gesture and apologize (flashing the 'horns' and mouthing an apology over the music works). Also bear in mind that if you start a fight, you will be surrounded and greatly outnumbered.
The Pull out. When you're standing around an extremely violent/large pit watching the action and you see someone trying unsuccessfully to get out of the pit, if you think you can handle the pit, go and get them. It's always appreciated.
The Lift Up. If someone is hurt but no one will move to let them out of the crowd (which is common at larger festival pit and crowds), ask the people around you to lift the person up and body surf them to the front so security can help them out. Make sure to ask if it's okay first though as getting lifted freaks some people out at first.
Don't Be The Jerk. People on the sidelines are on the sidelines for a reason...They Don't want to mosh right now. Of course some will very soon others don't. Don't force anyone to mosh by grabbing them and throwing them in to the pit if they really don't want to. Sometimes this is a great way to start a pit but if a pit is already going and someones on the sideline don't force it. Also if they are holding a fist out in front of them they don't even want to be touched.
You can tl;dr the entire "etiquette" by just reading the last one. It's all that is important.
Oh. And watch and observe from the side. How brutal are the individuals bouncing around this particular pit? Are people just having fun, or are they going for blood? Know the difference between those who are "slam dancing" and the idiot high school jock who's running around smashing people in the face with his knuckles. There are many different types of moshing, and adapting to these is an important step if you want to enjoy it.
If you are the Jock Jerk type, I'll be aiming for you.
Italicized courtesy of http://www.wikihow.com/Mosh-in-a-Mosh-Pit because I didn't feel like typing everything.
Falling. Lift that person and make sure they are not hurt. They will probably just laugh and thank you before joining back in or stepping out if they are hurt. This could possibly be the most important rule of all, you must pick up a falling mosher at all times.
Copping a feel. It's wrong. Don't do it. Every female mosher isn't a groupie and if she doesn't get revenge on you, the guy beside you will get it. Not only is it wrong, it's very disturbing to a girl. But, it does happen, and if it does, call out whoever did it. More respectful moshers will usually push him away, or get between you and him.
Hitting. It's not a fight! If you hurt someone it is etiquette to maybe shake their hand or clap their shoulder. Do a friendly gesture and apologize (flashing the 'horns' and mouthing an apology over the music works). Also bear in mind that if you start a fight, you will be surrounded and greatly outnumbered.
The Pull out. When you're standing around an extremely violent/large pit watching the action and you see someone trying unsuccessfully to get out of the pit, if you think you can handle the pit, go and get them. It's always appreciated.
The Lift Up. If someone is hurt but no one will move to let them out of the crowd (which is common at larger festival pit and crowds), ask the people around you to lift the person up and body surf them to the front so security can help them out. Make sure to ask if it's okay first though as getting lifted freaks some people out at first.
Don't Be The Jerk. People on the sidelines are on the sidelines for a reason...They Don't want to mosh right now. Of course some will very soon others don't. Don't force anyone to mosh by grabbing them and throwing them in to the pit if they really don't want to. Sometimes this is a great way to start a pit but if a pit is already going and someones on the sideline don't force it. Also if they are holding a fist out in front of them they don't even want to be touched.
You can tl;dr the entire "etiquette" by just reading the last one. It's all that is important.
Oh. And watch and observe from the side. How brutal are the individuals bouncing around this particular pit? Are people just having fun, or are they going for blood? Know the difference between those who are "slam dancing" and the idiot high school jock who's running around smashing people in the face with his knuckles. There are many different types of moshing, and adapting to these is an important step if you want to enjoy it.
If you are the Jock Jerk type, I'll be aiming for you.
Italicized courtesy of http://www.wikihow.com/Mosh-in-a-Mosh-Pit because I didn't feel like typing everything.
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Tegumi wrote...
I'd fix things in a timely manner.Hahahahaha
