PumpJack McGee Posts
-Cellophane stretched across a pathway at eye level. Be sure that the lighting doesn't give it away.
-In someone's room or office: If they're away for a good while- flood the room full of balloons. Bonus: on random balloons- I filled them with pepper- so to any poor sap who pops it...
Did this to a friend. About 60 dollars worth of balloons. Worth every cent.
-Plant fake spiders from time to time. After awhile- go buy a crapload and unleash them.
-In someone's room or office: If they're away for a good while- flood the room full of balloons. Bonus: on random balloons- I filled them with pepper- so to any poor sap who pops it...
Did this to a friend. About 60 dollars worth of balloons. Worth every cent.
-Plant fake spiders from time to time. After awhile- go buy a crapload and unleash them.
Tyranosaurus_Secks wrote...
Spoiler:
[color=white][size=1]because fuck childhoods[/color][/h]
If Adventure Time is somebody's childhood-
BAN FOR UNDERAGE.
Gravity cat wrote...
I wanna get my dick covered in ectoplasm. Because it has Restore Magicka, Fortify Destruction, Fortify Magicka and Damage Health and you can use it to improve Ghostblade. I'll have the most magically inclined dick the world has ever seen.
But then the druids will never leave you alone.
animefreak_usa wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
animefreak_usa wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Be able to DP/spitroast a cute chick without having to look at some dudes ugly mug?Hell yeah.
... Your balls are still gonna touch.
Yeah, but the dick is still attached to something much prettier than your regular guy.
Why not trap? There more plentiful then those rare intersex people. I only seen three of them ever in porns.
A trap is fine, too. As long as they're sufficiently girly.
Iamnotchrishansen wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Be able to DP/spitroast a cute chick without having to look at some dudes ugly mug?Hell yeah.
You should be focusing on the girl...unless the guy has caught your attention more than the woman you're pounding.
Yes, but by having a futa in the mix, it's essentially two girls whilst still banging away at the main girl.
Also, by virtue of having a bit of a fetish for public/outdoor sex- I've developed a bit of a reflex for keeping my eye out and looking around. So I will end up noticing/looking at the dude.
animefreak_usa wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Be able to DP/spitroast a cute chick without having to look at some dudes ugly mug?Hell yeah.
... Your balls are still gonna touch.
Yeah, but the dick is still attached to something much prettier than your regular guy.
I have never known comfort.
Comfort puts you at ease and you lower your guard.
And that's when they strike.
Comfort puts you at ease and you lower your guard.
And that's when they strike.
artcellrox wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Spoiler:
I'm ashamed of not thinking of this first and sooner.
Spoiler:
Occam's Razor, my dear boy.
There was one with a guy with a weird-ass mushroom haircut and his girlfriend with an eye disease.
Can't for the life of me remember what it was called, though.
Can't for the life of me remember what it was called, though.
animefreak_usa wrote...
Nigga you the gayest nigga on earth.Such a gay nigga, he look white from all the cum.
Takerial wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Takerial wrote...
Interesting.I go to work at 8:30. Lunch is at 11:30 until 1:00 and then I leave at 5:00. So I work about 7 hours a day.
I get weekends off. Every month we get an extra 2 days off as well. Every federal holiday I get off as well.
I get 30 days of leave a year.
During block leave period of time, which is during summer and christmas time periods for about 2 or so weeks each we go to half day schedules, so I really only work about 3 hours those days.
So I average about 16 to 17 out of the 30 or so days of work a month.
I'm salaried at 2000. But with the additional bonuses I make around 3k, about 1k of it being tax free.
My apartment and all utilities except internet is paid for as well.
And I get free health insurance and dental. My wife has free health insurance and her dental runs like 10 dollars a month.
That covers pretty much everything.
And I'll get Tuition Assistance that will cover all but about 200 dollars a semester for when I start my Masters.
So what do you do?
I recall you going off for BT some time ago, so where you at now?
I am a 42A. Human Resources Specialist. And I got stationed in Germany.
I am the Leaves and Finance Clerk.
My duties are:
Assigning Control Numbers onto approved Leave Forms.
Packaging leave forms that need to be signed to be sent up to the Commander.
Processing forms that deals with giving certain types of special duty pay.
Dropping off processed leave forms and finance documents to Finance so they can charge or change the Soldier's Leave and Pay.
I also have general duties like inprocessing and outprocessing soldiers and such.
Not a bad deal.
Though I'd imagine any administative position to be pretty boring.
Which base? Stuttgart? Mannheim?
Paying off the legal nosies to allow the naughtier stuff without all of us worrying about jail?
Well- that's what I'd do, anyway.
Well- that's what I'd do, anyway.
Takerial wrote...
Interesting.I go to work at 8:30. Lunch is at 11:30 until 1:00 and then I leave at 5:00. So I work about 7 hours a day.
I get weekends off. Every month we get an extra 2 days off as well. Every federal holiday I get off as well.
I get 30 days of leave a year.
During block leave period of time, which is during summer and christmas time periods for about 2 or so weeks each we go to half day schedules, so I really only work about 3 hours those days.
So I average about 16 to 17 out of the 30 or so days of work a month.
I'm salaried at 2000. But with the additional bonuses I make around 3k, about 1k of it being tax free.
My apartment and all utilities except internet is paid for as well.
And I get free health insurance and dental. My wife has free health insurance and her dental runs like 10 dollars a month.
That covers pretty much everything.
And I'll get Tuition Assistance that will cover all but about 200 dollars a semester for when I start my Masters.
So what do you do?
I recall you going off for BT some time ago, so where you at now?
Even porn stars need to eat- I don't think guzzling cock makes for a very balanced diet.
There's also hentai artists- which like any artist- need that their art generate revenue to survive.
Speaking as an artist (my porn career hasn't really kicked off), I can tell you that creating quality pieces takes time. Depending on the piece- it could easily take the equivalent of your regular 9-5 shift- so the prices would reflect something similar.
There's also hentai artists- which like any artist- need that their art generate revenue to survive.
Speaking as an artist (my porn career hasn't really kicked off), I can tell you that creating quality pieces takes time. Depending on the piece- it could easily take the equivalent of your regular 9-5 shift- so the prices would reflect something similar.
