PumpJack McGee Posts
Iamnotchrishansen wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Iamnotchrishansen wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Iamnotchrishansen wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
So basically it's a story about two girls getting caught in the rain then bunking off school to have unintentional lesbian sex.If.this is the case, how is this 'completely different' other than run-of-the-mill yurishit?
Do not disparage the beauty of girls doing sexy things with other girls.
Beauty? Purest form of love? Don't make me laugh. This is pestiferous.
Uh-oh.
Y'ain't some Bible-thumper, are ya?
One, implying you have to be a bible thumper to dislike yuri (at least you didn't question my sexuality like other yurifags. Why do they do that I've no idea). Two, events happened last year that made me regard the genre as cancerous.
Girlfriend cheated on you with another girl?
Iamnotchrishansen wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Iamnotchrishansen wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
So basically it's a story about two girls getting caught in the rain then bunking off school to have unintentional lesbian sex.If.this is the case, how is this 'completely different' other than run-of-the-mill yurishit?
Do not disparage the beauty of girls doing sexy things with other girls.
Beauty? Purest form of love? Don't make me laugh. This is pestiferous.
Uh-oh.
Y'ain't some Bible-thumper, are ya?
CatNinja wrote...
Out of curiosity how did you find this?It was an ad on either Xvid or XHamster or something of the like.
Iamnotchrishansen wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
So basically it's a story about two girls getting caught in the rain then bunking off school to have unintentional lesbian sex.If.this is the case, how is this 'completely different' other than run-of-the-mill yurishit?
Do not disparage the beauty of girls doing sexy things with other girls.
Enos29 wrote...
As my 6th Bonus Claim i claim Nelliel Tu Odelschwanck from Bleach.
Spoiler:
PumpJack McGee wrote...
When making your claim- don't tip people off about this bonus by avoiding incriminating terminology such as 'bonus', 'extra', 'secret', etc.
I am now adding to the requirements that you find and copy/paste that original post in order to qualify.
Seriously people, it's not rocket surgery.
All those who claimed already are fine. Just for any from hereon.
Gravity cat wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
There are significant differences, I posit.
Granted, lack of gigantic dick
-Centorea is also the traditional centaur- as opposed to a Silent Hill-type misshapen amalgamation of body parts.
-By doing a photo edit, whoever created and views such thing are masturbating in the uncanny valley. That is not a nice place to fap.
luinthoron wrote...
Looks more like five legs there...And how did it take you this long to notice that the Internet is weird?
Oh, it didn't- it's just that this is the first time in a good while where the weirdness surpassed my jadedness.
animefreak_usa wrote...
http://a.pomf.se/whvnde.swf
Why do you have a cyborg Matthew McConaughey on your computer?
You know you're jaded when you view the entire thing with the sort of detached appraisal one does when browsing wines or cognac; The sort of "Hm. Ah, yes- these are very nice. Very nice indeed".
Trailers generate interest and awareness, which ultimately results in more sales.
The point of the exercise is thus achieved.
The point of the exercise is thus achieved.
Tsamari wrote...
Zamor wrote...
I ship ships.Can I come on to this ship?
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Tsamari wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Zandorf wrote...
Tsamari wrote...
Zandorf wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
People will die for their ship.That makes it all understandable now. Since time immemorial, men have loved ships dearly, just as they do women. Hence why ships are female.
For some reason, I never connected the dots.
Why can't my friends get this when I say it!?!?
Maybe they never truly cared about history classes? I loved history, and the process of calling ships "she"s probably started during the Greek Golden Age. I believe it started with Hera, as she was the goddess associated with empires, and you can't have an empire without controlling the seas. And we named ships "she"s out of respect for Hera, I bet.
But enough of that now. :3
And here I thought it was because they were always wet and full of seamen.
a great man once said: A Admiral always goes down on his Ship.
I think I may know that man.
He is a great man, that can do no wrong, and ever word he says has a story and meaning to it.
Morgan Freeman?
Lughost wrote...
Is it normal when your penis hangs down and touches your vagina?Only if your penis is on your stomach and you have no balls and you vagina is unusually puffy.
Tsamari wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Zandorf wrote...
Tsamari wrote...
Zandorf wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
People will die for their ship.That makes it all understandable now. Since time immemorial, men have loved ships dearly, just as they do women. Hence why ships are female.
For some reason, I never connected the dots.
Why can't my friends get this when I say it!?!?
Maybe they never truly cared about history classes? I loved history, and the process of calling ships "she"s probably started during the Greek Golden Age. I believe it started with Hera, as she was the goddess associated with empires, and you can't have an empire without controlling the seas. And we named ships "she"s out of respect for Hera, I bet.
But enough of that now. :3
And here I thought it was because they were always wet and full of seamen.
a great man once said: A Admiral always goes down on his Ship.
I think I may know that man.
Zandorf wrote...
Tsamari wrote...
Zandorf wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
People will die for their ship.That makes it all understandable now. Since time immemorial, men have loved ships dearly, just as they do women. Hence why ships are female.
For some reason, I never connected the dots.
Why can't my friends get this when I say it!?!?
Maybe they never truly cared about history classes? I loved history, and the process of calling ships "she"s probably started during the Greek Golden Age. I believe it started with Hera, as she was the goddess associated with empires, and you can't have an empire without controlling the seas. And we named ships "she"s out of respect for Hera, I bet.
But enough of that now. :3
And here I thought it was because they were always wet and full of seamen.

